Prologue: A word with the author
So, I've always had a little... fascination with "so bad it's good" works, especially those in the world of literature. Things solidified in the annals of internet history as things as so incredibly silly or insane they're considered cult classics, like "My Immortal." Recently, or not-so-recently, I discovered "The Loud House Revamped," which hold the fame of being the longest piece of literature known to man. This is gonna be my little attempt at formulating a satirical parody of the fic, and while I may make a few jokes at the expense of the author of The Loud House Revamped, JD Knudson, I by no means condone any harassment or bullying of Mr Knudson. This all done in good humor, and I do not wish to make fun of JD in this fic in a way that could be considered harassment.
With that out of the way, I would like to preface this by saying this is a much blacker fic than Knudson's, so viewer discretion is highly advised.
Now, with that diatribe out of the way... erm, how does the line go? Oh yeah,
THE GREATEST ADVENTURE HAS JUST BEGUN!
