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BGM: Bowser's Castle (Fortune Street)
Bowser headed to his vault, whistling while walking as he glanced around and saw Podoboos hopping out of the lava, a Blaargh moved around the lava, the usual stuff was going on. He let out a chuckle and kept walking as he punched in the cannonballs to their respective slots and walked in.
"Okay, let's take a look at what we- AAAAACK!"
End BGM
Bowser stared off into an empty vault, nothing of value was there! "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TREASURE VAULT?!" He yelled, and then remembered what happened.
"All the treasure… ALL THE TREASURE!" Wario's voice echoed in his mind. "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!"
Bowser facepalmed. "I should've put him back in the wand when I had the chance…" He grumbled and stared at the train tracks. "Note to self, get rid of these!" He said as he folded his arms, growling to himself. He didn't like asking for help, but considering Wario and possibly Waluigi robbed him clean… he needed help.
Of course, he couldn't just ask the Mario Bros and RWBY… that would be against his pride. Then again, asking for help would be against his pride, but what would a Koopa King do? He took a deep breath. There was only one thing he can do.
Meanwhile, at Beacon…
Ozpin sat in his office, enjoying a cup of coffee. "Ah, nothing like a beautiful afternoon to sit down and enjoy some coffee." He said, taking a sip of it and letting out a relaxed sigh.
SMASH!
"Mmph!" Ozpin jumped as a Koopa Clown Car came crashing through the window and it landed right in front of his desk, and then Bowser hopped out. "You know, we have an elevator."
"CAN IT, GRANDPA!" Bowser yelled and then planted his hands on his desk. "Listen, I don't like doing this, but I need a favor!"
"I need a favor too. My window needs to stop getting destroyed."
"Oh, wah! I'm sure your great grandmother can repair it without breaking a sweat!"
With Glynda…
Glynda stopped walking, her eye twitching a bit. "I don't know why, but I suddenly feel the need to slap someone."
Back in Ozpin's office…
"So what do I owe this pleasure?"
"…Against my pride, I would like to request to have your huntsman and huntresses to hunt someone down for me."
"Can't you do it yourself?"
"I could, but I've got something else that needs my attention." He explained.
"Very well. So, tell me… what exactly do you need?"
"I need you to gather a team… and take down Wario and Waluigi."
"…Finally… after all this time, revenge will be mine."
Meanwhile, somewhere else…
A lone pirate snuck inside a building, looking around to make sure no security cameras were there and then she let out a chuckle. "Oh, that's unfortunate… for them." She smirked and then quickly rushed over to the artifact. "Let's see what we have here…" She said, looking into the globe itself.
Meanwhile, inside the globe…
"Hahahaha! It's mine… it's finally MINE!" A rather large pirate declared. "The Bottomless Coin Sack is mine!" He raised it up high to a bunch of Bandineros as they hopped up and down excitedly, then he started shaking it as coins started coming out of it. "With every shake, a fortune in coins bursts forth from its limitless depths! Now both this legendary treasure…" He then turned to a woman who was tied up along with her caged up subjects. "…And this enchanting young queen… BELONG TO ME!"
"Hmph!" The queen turned her head in disdain.
"Ha! Even disdain is lovely on this face." He then picked her up. "Shake Dimension, tremble before your new king!" He declared and then laughed as he walked away, while the Bandineros picked up the cage and walked off, but one such subject had escaped without anyone knowing.
"My beloved queen… don't worry, I'll rescue you somehow!" He said as he jumped off the ship and flew off.
Outside…
The pirate woman smirked. "You know, I think I know who I should give this to." She chuckled, having attached ropes to it and then she hopped on it while it was being lifted up into the air.
Later, in Diamond City…
BGM: Main Menu (Wario Land: Shake It!)
"Wahahaha! That gullible Koopa King didn't know what hit him!" Wario laughed as they threw in Bowser's treasure into the WarioWare's ever shrinking vault.
"Wahaha! He made a mistake!" Waluigi said, high fiving Wario.
"Heh, this is great!" Wario grinned.
"Excuse me, Wario!" A voice called out as they saw Mona Pizza running over to them.
"Ah, Mona. What can I do for ya?" Wario asked.
"There's a package at the front door for you… and it's quite… heavy." Mona explained.
"Oh?" Wario mused as he and Waluigi went to go check it out while Mona's phone went off.
"Hmm?" She answered it. "Hello? …Oh shoot, I'll be right there!" She said as she quickly hopped on her moped. "Sorry guys, gotta make a few pizza deliveries!" She said and sped off.
"Wow!" Wario exclaimed. "…There is no way we are bringing this in through the front door!"
"How about the garage door?"
"Heh, I was thinking the same thing!" Wario smirked as they carried it to the garage, unaware of Team JINX, MAJC and Sarge watching them from afar.
"There they are…" Nyx growled, reaching for her crossbow.
"Whoa, easy there… we're not gonna kill 'em." Jade said.
"I'm not going to kill them. I'm just going to seriously maim them for what they did to my house."
"Heheh, this is going to be enjoyable." Sarge chuckled.
"I don't see why I had to be here." A voice said as they turned to Umber. "Seriously Xena, did you have to drag me out here?"
"Oh, don't be ridiculous, we didn't drag you all the way out here." Xena said.
Pause BGM
Earlier…
"Aaaaah… finally, after that wacky adventure, I deserve a break." Umber said, finding himself a tree and sat down, closing his eyes and resting happily.
Xena walked by. "Oh hi Umber, let's go on an adventure together!" She said, her hand glowing and picking him up with her telekinesis and walked off with him.
"Whooooooa! WHY MEEEEE!"
Back in the present…
Resume BGM
"Oh really, then what do you call that?"
"Kidnapping."
"Kidnap-… quiet, you!" Xena scolded, hearing her dark self giggle.
"Your dark side speaks the truth." Umber snickered.
"Heyo! Two against one~!"
Whose side are you on?
"Regardless, we have our mission… whether we all like it or not." Iris said.
"So fill me in, why are we out here ganging up on Wario and Waluigi?" Anthony asked.
"Because those assholes stole the deed to my home after cheating in a game of poker with my dad and on top of that, they friggin' destroyed it!"
"Can't we just steal the deed back?" Zoey pointed out.
"As far as I know… that deed is destroyed."
"So… why didn't you take them both on before? Both you and Wario are in Smash, so that's the perfect opportunity to kick his ass." Chloe pointed out.
"I tried confronting him, but it's as if the universe didn't want me to confronting that tub of lard… I tried Waluigi but nooooo, that didn't work out either." Nyx said. "Now? Now fate brought this to my lap… and I'm going to savor it."
"So am I, because she told me about it when we were on Dinosaur Island!" Sarge said. "…Or is that Yoshi's Island? Ah, who cares! We're gonna destroy these scumbags!"
"Why do I feel like accepting this mission was a bad idea…" Jade sighed.
"It's not a bad idea if you get to pummel some people~!" Mona said in a sing songy voice.
"Let's move." Nyx said as she took off running with Sarge.
"She's consumed by revenge…" Anthony said. "I know what that's like…"
In the garage…
"Alright, let's see what we got here." Wario said, ripping off the ribbon and opening the present to discover a globe. "A globe?"
"Looks rather… eh, what's the word here…?" Waluigi wondered as Wario noticed a note on the ground and opened it up.
"Wario, a little present from me to you and your brother. The real treasure's inside. Enjoy~! - Anonymous"
"Treasure in THIS? Oh mama mia, we hit the jackpot today!" Wario said as he went to grab a sledgehammer.
"Yeah! We hit it big!" Waluigi exclaimed as Wario came back with the sledgehammer as he began to start doing some practice swings. "And a one… and a two… AND A THRE-"
Suddenly, steam started coming off of the top. "WAAAH!" Wario yelped, jumping back as the sledgehammer fell… and landed on Waluigi's foot.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Waluigi yelled, hopping on one foot while grabbing the other. "Wahaowhowowww!"
The steam landed on the floor… and formed into a telescope. "A telescope?" Wario wondered and then someone popped out of it. "…A small woodland creature?"
"That thing will be paying for my medical bill!" Waluigi complained.
"Oh, walk it off." Wario said as he picked up the creature.
"Please… you must save her…" The creature begged.
"Wah…?" Wario wondered, putting him down and then sitting on top of his car hood before leaning down and started to… explore his nose.
"See, this terrible pirate, the Shake King… he attacked us! He invaded our home, the Shake Dimension. I managed to get away… but all my dear friends were captured."
"Meh."
"And then that brute stole the Shake Dimension's greatest treasure!" He said, catching the bro's attention.
"Treasure?" Both of them asked as Wario grabbed the little creature and started shaking him.
"Tell us more about this treasure."
"The treasure? …Erm, yes! It's a magic sack that never runs out of coins, no matter how often you shake it!"
Both of their eyes turned into dollar signs. "Mama mia! That sounds like a good bargain!" Waluigi said.
"How do we get into this Shake Dimension!" Wario demanded, shaking him excitedly.
"Waaaah! You see, you can go through this telescope to get there! However! Without the help of my captured friends, you'll be stuck there… stranded in my world!"
"WAHAHAHAHA! I see this as an absolute win!" Wario grinned. "Bro, start the car! We're going in!"
"Yeah!" Waluigi said as he started up the Wario Car.
"So you're gonna help us? Let's go then!" The creature said. "By the way, the name's Merfle!"
"Yeah yeah, whatever!" Wario said as they got in the car and drove right into the telescope, disappearing into it as Merfle flew in with them.
End BGM
"…So that's where they're going." Nyx said as she had eavesdropped on their conversation. "The Shake Dimension." She then turned to the others. "Let's go."
"Whoa, hold up now! Did you not hear the part where that little guy said that you'd be stuck there in their world until everyone is freed?" Jen pointed out.
"I don't give a damn." Nyx said. "If it means being locked up in that world with those two idiots… so be it."
"Well, I guess we're gonna be stuck there for a while…" Camrin shrugged. "Mona, what do you think?"
"All I heard was an endless supply of shiny gold!" Mona's eyes sparkling. "I want that Coin Sack! What are you guys waiting for? Let's move it, people!"
"This is gonna be fun…" Umber shook his head.
"Right… I'm going to enjoy this." Nyx smirked as she walked up.
"Hold it!" Sarge said as Nyx turned around. "How's about we go in there in style?"
"I'm listening." Nyx said.
Meanwhile, in the Shake Dimension…
The Wario Car burst through the doors and skidded to a halt aboard a ship. "Wahahaha! We're in the Shake Dimension!"
"Wait, Wario, doesn't this ship look familiar?" Waluigi wondered.
"Hello boys~!" A voice said as they turned to see the pirate woman. "It's been a while."
BGM: Aboard the Sweet Stuff (Wario Land: Shake It!)
"SYRUP!" Wario yelled as he jumped off. "Trying to screw me over again, are you!" He said as he rolled up his sleeves. "I'm not gonna let you take the Bottomless Coin Sack! It's all MINE!" He yelled, ready to pummel her as he delivered a punch but Syrup casually jumped back.
"My my, is this how you greet an old friend~?" Syrup chuckled. "Nice to see you too, big guy~" She said, giving him a wink as Wario's face went red with fury.
"HOLD STILL!"
"Whoooooa!" Merfle got between the two. "No need for violence! By the way, welcome to the Shake Dimension!"
"Wario, hear us out before you resort to being a dummy like usual." Syrup said.
"Dummy?! WHO'S A DUMMY?!" Wario growled.
"Anyway, as you two already know, the Bottomless Coin Sack has been stolen by none other than the Shake King." Syrup said.
"Yeah, we heard it already!" Wario said impatiently.
"Oh, don't get your long johns in a twist." Syrup smirked. "I've a way to find the Shake King."
"You do?" Waluigi asked.
"Indeed. First, you'll have to beat the snot out of the rulers in the five continents in this world." Syrup explained.
"Oh gosh, that's right! They also hold these Emblems that you'll need to be able to face the Shake King on his ship!" Merfle said. "I believe they're called Boss Emblems."
"Bah, of course we have to have keys… why can't we just bust in the old fashioned way?" Wario smirked.
"Not even your muscle can break down those doors. It's sealed by magic." Syrup informed.
"Magic schmagic!" Wario said.
"My queen, Queen Merelda is locked in that ship against her will. So please, Mr. Wario and Mr. Waluigi… please help me save our queen!"
Syrup smiled. "Wherever this Queen Merelda is at… that's where the Bottomless Coin Sack will be, ya get me? Think you two handsome individuals are up to the task?"
"Wahaha! You know it!" Waluigi said.
"Yeah! …And don't call me handsome!" Wario glared.
Pause BGM
"Excellent! Now then… I say we-" Syrup paused. "…Hmm?" She turned her head. "That's odd, why do I hear music?"
The group turned their heads to the source of the music… and right on cue, a Warthog burst out.
BGM: Warthog Song (Red vs Blue)
"Wah!" Wario yelped as he and Waluigi jumped back as the Warthog came barreling through before screeching to a halt, but not before skidding into the Wario Car.
"Here we are, the Shake Dimension!" Sarge said.
End BGM
"Hello boys…" Nyx got out of the passenger seat, pulling out her crossbow while Xena hopped off of the gunner seat while a Lunala came flying out with everyone else, even Nyx's Black Yoshi came aboard.
BGM: Shaded Truths (Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep)
"REMEMBER ME?!" She yelled.
"Wait a minute…" Wario got a good look at her. "You're that crossbow girl in the Smash Mansion!"
"What was your name again… Jade?" Waluigi asked.
"Do you remember…" Xena growled. "Do you remember what happened several years ago in Gusty Gulch?!"
"Gusty Gulch…" Wario mused. "Ah, I remember! We remodeled an old home there… the Shadow residence! Got those losers out a long time ago. Wonder what they're up to?"
"I used to live there… remember a little girl who begged you two to get out despite you cheating in Poker?!"
"Ah yes, there was a little girl who-" It hit Waluigi, causing him to pale. "Yipe! You're that girl?!"
"WHAT?!" Wario yelled as he started sweating too. "Oh boy…"
"Yeah, now you remember… and now that I'm in this dimension with you two…" She loaded up her crossbow. "I'M GOING TO FREAKING ENJOY THIS!"
End BGM
"Whoa whoa whooooa! Easy now." Syrup got between them. "Let's not cause a scene on my ship… even though I would love to see these two turned into pincushions, especially Wario."
"Hey!" Wario glared.
"So, do you mind telling me who you are?"
One explanation later…
"Mhm… I see." Syrup said, her arms folded and her head nodding. "Well, Wario… I can safely tell you that you and your brother are definitely screwed… is what I would say, but… I think we have an opportunity in our hands." She then smirked and then brought them up to speed. "So, basically, you and your friends help us out defeat the Shake King and get the Bottomless Coin Sack-"
"Yeah!" The Wario Bros grinned.
"-…And then after that, you can turn these two into your very own voodoo dolls to your heart's content."
Resume Aboard the Sweet Stuff BGM
"HUH?!" The Wario Bros jawdropped.
"Plus, you guys are gonna be stuck here if you kill 'em now!" Merfle pointed out.
"Well, on the plus side… I won't have to worry about wasting supplies on these two for a good while." Chloe said.
"I have to work with them?" Nyx clenched her fists, growling a little. "Fine. I'll humor you a bit." She said as she walked past Syrup and glared at the two. "But just so we're clear… I'm not going to like it."
"Good, we won't like it either." Wario said as Waluigi nodded.
"But I swear, if you two get in my way… I will make your deaths look like an accident." She said as both of them sweatdropped, causing them both to gulp.
Holy shit, I used to be like this with Jacques… Anthony said, his eye widening.
"Ah, wonderful! You three are getting along already~!" Syrup smiled.
"Ya know… I'm starting to worry about your friend here." Sarge said to JIX. "I thought it'd be fun, but I didn't think she'd be this terrifying…"
"I know… we need to stop her from going too far." Iris said. "I'm worried she's going to lose herself."
"Going to?" Xena raised an eyebrow. "I think she already lost it."
"Oh dear…" Jade whispered.
"Alright, so…" Zoey spoke up. "We're stuck here until we rescue your friends, correct?"
"That's right." Merfle nodded.
"Good. Because I will need an exit plan for my kids." She said, referring to Camrin and Chloe, the former chatting with Mona as the two were just excited about a new adventure and loot while Chloe was busy checking her supplies.
"Our top priority is rescuing your friends and your queen. Let's make the most of it." Jen said.
"Right." Zoey agreed.
"I'm not sure what you two are worried about." Syrup said, referring to the Wario Bros. "You two are the brawn and the brains, I'm sure you two can outwit your hunting friend."
"…Hey, that's right! We can outsmart her!" Waluigi said. "She'll be consumed in rage that she'd be easy to pick off!"
"Yeah! My strength will crumple her!" Wario smirked.
"Oh cute, you think it's going to be two against one?" Nyx smirked as her Yoshi walked next to her. "It's an even fight."
"Yo yo!"
Wario smirked. "Heh, we'll see about that."
"Hoo boy… this is gonna be a long adventure with these three, isn't it?" Umber said, leaning on the Warthog.
"Afraid so." Xena nodded.
"Eh… it won't be too bad considering you're here." Umber said, smiling at Xena. "Both of you, actually."
"Aw, thanks." Xena smiled.
"Aw, he's making me blush!"
"Alright, we're shoving off to the first continent! Look alive!" Syrup said as they sailed off while Merfle looked over at the Wario Bros and Nyx.
End BGM
"Goodness gracious… what did I just do?"
Meanwhile, back at WarioWare Inc…
A cover came undone in the vault, reveaing Mia. "Heh, they're gone. Good!" She said, proceeding to put Bowser's treasure into a bag as she started to run off with it. "One trip down, many more trips to go but it's gonna be worth it~!"
At the Smash Mansion…
"Hmm…" Erik mused as he was reading the newspaper.
"Local Punk, Marnie, Declares Loyalty to King Bowser! Will The Mushroom Kingdom Survive?"
"I'm sure it will…" Erik said, looking through the many articles until he went into "Otherworldly news", where he spotted a headline that caught his attention.
"Mysterious Pigtailed Thief Spotted Stealing From WarioWare Inc! Current Whereabouts Are Unknown. Wario Unable to Track The Thief's Whereabouts in Diamond City"
Erik noticed a picture next to it as he took a closer look at it. "Is that…" His eyes widened. "Mia?!" He exclaimed in shock as he dropped the newspaper and quickly ran off straight for the portal leading to Diamond City…
With Bowser…
"I'm going out." Bowser said.
"And where are you going, Your Nastiness?" Kamek asked.
"Simple… I'm going to take my treasure back from those buffoons! I'm heading to Diamond City!" He said and walked off. "Junior! Hold down the fort until I return!"
"Sure thing, papa!"
"Sire, wait a moment! Didn't you schedule a fight with you and your son against the Mario Bros, Daisy and RWBY at Mushroom Fields?"
Bowser stopped walking. "…First things first!" He said. "Junior, with me! We're going to have a spar with the Bros and RWBY! …And Daisy too."
"I'll get my brush!"
"Then after that… the treasure will be mine." Bowser smirked.
Originally, I was gonna have Syrup be the one to request a mission at Beacon to take down the Wario Bros just to screw with Wario, but my friends talked it out with me and we decided that Bowser would do it instead. So uh... apologies for that little retcon there.
Aaaanyway, here's the new story!