Welcome to a new story! This will include one shots based on my AUs! Don't worry, this will only be a minor project alongside my main projects! Without further ado, let the crack begin!

A New Frontier Redux Song Day Alternate Ending

"Get back here you little brat!"

"It wasn't my fault!", Star yelled back at an enraged Luna. Why couldn't her bests friend realize that nine of this was her fault! She would never do something this cruel! ' On second though I take that back', Star thought dryly as a wooden pole impaled a plushy in front of her.

"You're trying to get me back aren't you?! I'll show you who's boss!", Luna bellowed. She pulled out Star's wand out. How ironic would it be if TsarStar was defeated by her own wand! "FU launcher!"

A rocket launcher replaced the wand, and it had a big sign saying "Fuck You!" sign attached to it. Star's eyes widened in fear. Since when did Luna want her dead?! Sure Star was sure Luna would give her the bonk but obliterated into smithereens?! Luna was crazy!

"Say hello to the Fuck You Launcher!", Luna laughed maniacally. The rocket flew straight towards, and Star barely dodged it! The rocket incidentally flew into a box labeled "HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE". The box exploded in a spectacular fashion and launched dozens of fireworks planned for the after ceremony into the sky! Everyone ooed and awed at the many lights lighting up the sky.

"How are you not hit?! It matters not! FU launcher 4.0! Now let's try that again!"

Luna let out a barrage of four FU rockets out of her quadruple barreled rocket launcher! Star of course dodged them all without a scratch, but that infuriated Luna even more! She launched barrage after barrage of rockets at Star! Whenever they exploded, they said in Luna's voice "Fuck You!"

"Now this is a song day!", Hekapoo laughed uncontrollably.

"Indeed! I haven't had this much fun in ages!", River roared his approval. Everyone's enjoyment of the spectacle only fueled Luna's rage. How dare Star make her a laughing stock in front of everyone?! It's time to end this once and for all!

"You may of survived the last spells but nothing can prepare you for this! Hypernuclear ICBM launcher!", Luna summoned. Suddenly her quadruple barreled rocket launcher turned into a one hundred foot long ICBM! Everyone's jaws dropped looking at the weapon. How in corn's name did a girl hold such a weapon?!??

"Behold the true power of Luna! This bad girl will annihilate everything within a one hundred mile radius!!! Muahaha!!!", Luna laughed uncontrollably as she pulled the trigger. The force of the rocket propelled Luna straight into the walls of the auditorium, but she didn't care! At last Star would suffer the consequences! At the last moment a bright light flashed in front of the incoming ICBM.

"We're here in Timeline #981B!", a cheerful voice said.

"We better be here before the anomaly strikes again", a glitched out voice grunted. It was at this moment the ICBM hit the portal at full force. A massive burst of light engulfed the portal, and everyone had to cover their eyes less they would be blinded by the explosion. Luna covered her mouth in sheer shock. 'I just killed several random people in the portal!', Luna paled, 'Oh my gosh! I didn't even hit Star! If they died then they deserve it! They got in my way!' How dare fate intervene of Star's behalf! Marco was hers and hers only!

"WhO dID ThaT?!?!", roared a pissed off glitchy voice. LITERALLY everyone pointed their finger towards Luna. 'I'm so screwed', Luna sweated. Whoever she hit did not sound like they were in a good mood right now.

"i'M gOnnA StRiNG YoU uP YoU LitTle WeaSLe!!!"

"Was that a pun Error?"

"ShUt Up InK!!!", the now newly revealed glitched out skeleton came into view. He launched a barrage of blue strings right at Luna! She was almost hit by one of them, but she survived!

"This is definitely one of the best AUs we've seen Ink!"

"Definitely! Look at how amazingly absurd everything is Dream!", Ink grinned. Everyone watched in amusement as an enraged Error was trying to erase Luna out of existence after hitting the trio with a ICBM!

"GeT baCk HerE yOU LitTLe BrAt!!!"

"I think I'm going to decline your offer!", Luna quickly turned down his offer. "As much fun as it is to play around, I think I should get going!"

She only got an ocean of red bones as a result. 'Why is everyone so rude to me tonight?!', Moon huffed. It wasn't like she was trying to kill them! She was trying to kill Star! Those idiots! They should cower in fear at her awesomeness!

Meanwhile

"Hahahaha! Calm down... Breath... Hahahaha!"

"Boss are you alright there?", Insanity asked, concerned about her boss's mental health. 'Ironic since I'm supposed to be the insane one!', Insanity ranted.

"Come here and look at this! It's hilarious!", a hooded figure pointed to a screen.

"I see Error is trying to erase a Moon", Insanity looked unimpressed.

"That's hilarious! You should of seen the entire spectacle!", it laughed. How could anyone keep a straight faceseeing a live comedy show! What's better was that it had no fake laughter! Only pure unadulterated laughing! Now this should definitely be put on social media!

"It's kinda funny", Insanity shrugged.

"You're no fun", it pouted, "You know what I'm gonna say hi to our friends!"

"Wait are you sure that's a good-", Insanity started, only to see her boss already left.

"At times like these I truly question why do I even work for her?", Insanity sighed before staring at the screen in front of her.

Back to Timeline #981B

"Ah hA! I'vE cAuGhT YoU NoW YoU PunK!"

"I can see that", Luna said dryly.

"It'S TimE tO ErAsE YoU PitIFuL eRrOr!", Error smirked.

"Another pun Error?"

"ShUt It INk!!!", Error growled. Ink threw his hands up in mock surrender. Satisfied, he turned to finish his job...

"That's not nice is it?"

"WhO SaId tHaT?!??", Error demanded. Who dares interrupt him from delivering the killing blow?! Whoever did this will have a bad time!

"Why it's your best friend! Mrs. Anomaly is what you call me right?!", a hooded figure giggled.

"YOU!!!", the trio spat out. "GET HER!"

"Why is everyone so rude?!"

"Because you're going to destroy this AU!", Ink countered.

"On the contrary, I'm just here to say hi to the new couple!"

"Wait what?!", every member of the trio blinked their eyes. Since when did the anomaly take an interest in anything besides causing mass destruction and suffering?! The anomaly was like Error and Nightmare combined but worse! What was she playing at?!

"That's right! I'm here to congratulate Marco and Luna here on their engagement! Congratulations you two!"

"We are not engaged!", Luna and Marco denied at the same time.

"Why sure you two are! Now as a special surprise I'll show you my face!"

"I'm not sure if we want to...", Dream trailed off, not wanting to see the horrifying creature known as the anomaly true face. It was probably more horrifying then those human clown movies! Gosh why did humans have to like so much negativity?!?!

Everyone was expecting some sort of grotesque evil behind the hood, but they never expected to see the face of Luna?!?! Behind the hood was a near perfect match to Luna's face, minus the horrible scarring on its left eye and red eyes. Asides from that the anomaly looked like Luna!

"Wait are you another AU of Luna?!?!", Ink stammered.

"I sure am! Name's Corrupted Moon but call me Genocide please!"

"Uh hi?", Star waved her hand at Genocide.

"Now that we've gotten the introductions out of the way, let's wed the two!"

"Not so fast Genocide! Marco's going to be mine because I've known him for way longer and I am WAY better then Luna here!", Star fumed. She was suddenly tackled by Luna! Luna began to slap Star across the face multiple times!

"Cat fight! Cat fight!", everyone chanted.

"Marco's mine!"

"No he's mine", Star growled. Star was promptly knocked out by a board to the head. 'That took longer then I thought', Luna rubbed her forehead. 'Now what to do with Star now...'

"Now what to do with you. I have just the idea!", Luna grinned wickedly.

A Week Later

"Awww! That's an adorable baby!"

"Thanks mom! This is Star's little cousin!", Marco smiled innocently. On the inside he was barely holding back a torrent of laughter. Luna's plan was brilliant!

"Can I touch her cheeks?!", Angie asked.

"Sure why not?", Luna smiled mischievously. The so called 'baby' looked at her with a gaze that would've melted the Earth's crust.

"Aww she's so cute! Who's a good girl! That's right, it's you!", Angie cooed. Unbeknownst to the Diazes, that baby was in fact Star! Luna made sure she was strapped to a stroller before placing a blanket over her! Next Luna stripped Star of her clothes and replaced them with baby clothes! Finally Luna placed a cute beanie on top of her before placing a magically held baby pacifier! When Star woke up she was horrified but could do nothing as Luna proudly showed off the 'new' baby.

"Life's so fair", Luna smiled.

"Agreed!", the Diazes nodded. Meanwhile a certain trio and archenemy were laughing uncontrollably from afar.

"Hahahaha!"

And that wraps it up! I hope you enjoy my new mini series! I'll update it from time to time! New chapter for a New Frontier will be posted sometime this weekend or next week! Suggestions forthis mini series is welcome! Until next time, PEACE!