Sunlight shone through a room so elegant and ostentious it must have been the room of royalty.A slight groan echoed in the room a single boy was asleep in what seemed to be the most comfortable bed in the world.

'ughh my head, is killing me I must have drank way too much yesterday wait my bed isnt this comfortable!'

The boy started to wake up from his daze of sleep and start to realise that he wasn't in kansas anymore.

'Wtf is going'

I started looking around this room that I just woke up in and I can't belive, it not only is this room the most luxirous ive ever been in but also the most bizarre.I started waddling through the room and started to examine everything in was a very large square room with the most luxirous bed Ive ever seen there was even an armoire and an wardrobe with lion Motifs on just sitting on in the centre of the room was the bed I just got off was a door besides the armoire leading to another presumebly another room and a balcony on the other side of the room entierly.I approched the balcony and what I saw was impossible.

'Jesus Christ what the hell'

I yelled while trudging backwards and falling on my back,this was impossible what I saw was a city that just sprawled and sprawled filled with different red roofed tiles and I was looking at it from an insane height I think Im either the victim of the most elaborate prank in the world or...No never mind it has to be a prank it must be.

There was a soft knock on the door.

'Your grace may we come in its time to wake up.'

Okay finally some answers I started marching towards the door finally ill see who had the audacity to prank me with such an elaborate prank just as i was about to open the door I realised that the door knob of the door was closer to eye level than usual I looked down and that's when I realised that I had smaller legs and smaller hands I looked and everything on my body was shrunk.

'Your grace may we come in,Its the morrow sire and your grace's father wants to break his fast with you we must get you ready your grace'

Okay okay dont panic this is normal ive shrunk im in a strange room where a stranger is calling me your grace and... yes my manhood has shrunk... this is normal this is ... Oh my god what is going on I started to hyperventilate.

'Your grace please respond are you awake'

The banging on the door was getting more frequent I need time to think,I need to make them go away I need time to think.

'Everything is fine come back in 15 minutes'

There was rustling and shuffling on the other side of the door please make them go away...

'Are you sure your grace we musn't make the king wait'

'Yes now leave'

I heard footsteps receding to wherever they were going and I sat on my bed looking around this room looking at my body from all my observations i realised a few things 1:I am way too calm 2:I have the body of a child and would you look at that my beatiful brown mane hair is now blonde...3:I woke up in a room fit for royalty 4:Im being Called your grace 5:I started to question that maybe this was not a prank after all but all the possibile alternatives were equally as impossible and ludicrous as the last...

'Joffrey Open this door immediatly its your mother'

Shrilled a voice from the other side of the door...Wait Joffrey...WTF