This takes place on earth 548 in this universe the X-Men don't exist The members of the X-Men exist with their powers they just haven't met each other yet let's start hey I'm your host Chris McLean dropping season one of the hottest new reality show somewhere in Muskoka Ontario why is this crappy summer camp named camp Wawanaqa let's meet our contestants there's about 50 of them maybe even more we don't know but the twisters all the contestants are 16 but the thing is only 22 of them are human the other ones are mutants Little break I am going to be mixing up the cast from all the seasons OK back on track man this reality show is going to be so popular if there's mutants first up Jonathan storm along with his sister Susan storm and his other brother Johnny storm I hope no one finds out our secret that you know we are mutants trust me there's gonna be a lot more music and joining you but you won't know who they are next up is Scott Summers dude why are you wearing a visor Johnny joked I hit him in the head sorry about that my name is Jonathan storm and that's my brother Johnny he just does not know when to shut up I don't judge unlike him where the visor if you need to I can handle myself but thank you Scott don't mind me but you look like a cyclops you're right I didn't think about that that's kind of funny and he says I don't know how to shut up Johnny wait a second this is a reality show yes it is Chris responded I'm gonna milk the reality show popularity why it still going next we have Kurt Wagner hey guys next we have kitty Pryde wait a second does she have A pet dragon how is that possible It's it's not a dragon it's a mutated lizard I found kitty said nervously like she was trying to hide something OK I said pretending to buy it you're not really buying that are you Jonathan Sue ask me I'll look over at Johnny for some reinforcement he looks confused come on bro it really Chris you're going to run up to episode time what no it's a two hour episode true reality shows are about that long per episode next we have peter Rajput oh aRussian what's that supposed to mean Johnny smacks himself in the face you idiot you're working up for love anyways right now trust me Jonathan I know all right Hothead Kitty Pryde whispered to Kurt brother love it ain't like anything else I know next we have Jean Grey me and Scott both looked at her wow she's beautiful past beautiful I sense a love triangle me and Scott both say impossible because she's gonna choose me there's no way she's gonna choose you stop copying me next we have Warren Worthington the third any reason you're wearing that jacket Johnny if you don't shut up and stop criticizing people I'll glue your mouth shut like to see you try I'beat you in every fight just because you're faster than me doesn't mean you're better what's the point of having the scale to attack if you can't do I just get onto the next person next we have Bobby Drake hey dude he falls off the boat that brought it in the water starts to freeze what the he's a mutant I tried to act surprised like I didn't have powers on my own which I do have powers of my own no else knows next we have Rogue why is she wearing gloves we are not gardening rogue tries to come up with a quick excuse I am well if they were my moms before she oh I am sorry next we have Emma frost OK we don't need another duction for her she's on the news already what everyone ask next we have Laura Kenny hi next we have read Richards and and been Grimm we have Betsy biotic Alex Somers we also have the Maxima for twins Pietro and Wanda rounds these next few Lance Alberts domino Todd chill Lansky Raven dark home One more little Chris whispers to the producers are those all the mutants. Now onto the humans call now we have Courtney you guys might want to leave now because I plan to win in your dreams princess what she yelled back oh and if you're some mutant freak you shouldn't be on the show it's unfair next we have Mike Amy and Sammy L Lashawna Heather Lindsay Johnny I think I've met your girlfriend A dumb blonde just like you bro we have Trent Gwen Tyler Jeff Bridget l Zechiel Dunkin he just come from Jubie I ask in a joking manner Chris response yes yes he did oh I was joking Katie and Sadie Heather Izzy Justin Beth Eva Cody Alejandro Scott McKinney I had to give Scott from total drama last name so it wouldn't get confusing I am why did you use my full name because there's two scouts here DJ Harold lightning Cameron Jasmine Noah Dawn Cameron and the others hey now let's get in to how you play the game there will be two teams there will be challenges which you and your team members have to complete whoever fills the most challenges that team loses and there will be a campfire ceremony which where I will pass out marshmallows whoever does not get a marshmallow well walk down The dark of shame catch the boat of losers and go home and they can never come back ever never ever ever we're not five Chris were 16 we get it geez there's only a few more things I have to go through you can go into the outhouse and it doubles as a confessional with a camera where you can tell anyone your deepest darkest secrets for example if you're a mutant Jean laughed why would you ask that because I'm definitely not one OK no one ever doubted that you we didn't even think you were a mutant every moment will be caught on hidden cameras throughout the show throughout set this will be the best reality show ever I said jokingly well you are right it is a reality show yeah you've drove that into our heads oh am we have one more special guest who won the hell Barry Allen isn't he nope I swear I thought he was the flash you're thinking of Jay Garrick dumb dumb shut up Duncan i'm not scared of you tough guy you're gonna be later in this competition I've been the Jubie I've seen the worst not the worst you've seen nothing impaired to sue grabs me by the shoulder don't engage you're better than him what is this crap we are eating chef power of the day was way worse in Boot Camp have a cow come close the fat boy I didn't hear you Owen
Nothing chef Owen didn't say anything important right Owen response with no no no no no nothing important what do you think they'll make us do for first challenge DJ says it's our first charge how hard could it be oh shit you jinxed it you big goof Chris interrupts first I'm a spot you into two teams when I call you names Jonathan Scott Summers Jean gray Jeff Bridget Duncan Harold DJ Lindsay Beth Tyler Susan Sammy Mike and Zoe Courtney you guys are known as the killer bass Gwen Owen Lashawna heather Noah don Amy Eva Cody Ciara Alejandro Katie and Sadie Izzy Charlotte Scott number two Justin raven gambit rogue those aren't real names you know zip it it it's all nicknames they gave each other well all right then warren Kurt Lance Anna Maria Dakota and b you guys are the screaming gophers yes I always want to be a gopher said Owen oh yeah and Trent and our first challenges jumping off a cliff a tinfoil tall cliff of course I wasn't scared because I'm a mutant but I had to act scared Chris says if the mutants are found out they can use their powers to sabotage the other teams you're only letting mutants use their powers because of ratings yes because kids with superpowers get very high ratings so who's going jump first I really want to just activate my human torch powers which wasn't a problem for my brother Johnny because they were too human torch is me Jonathan storm and my brother Johnny storm But is cool we can use our powers yeah who's going to jump first I said forcing myself to have a shaky voice Scott Summers stepped up and said I will do you need me to hold your visor no Jonathan but thank you I kind a need to see so the like glasses yes but tougher to Seney I was going to be on a reality show I got tougher ones Scott just jump before the killer bass loses the challenge i'm pretty sure I just saw a shark oh yeah this is shark infested waters Chris or in Muskoka I know Jonathan just jump I made you see the safe zone don't you yes I take the jump I made it Wow I'm my first confessional I was looking at this man and I was thinking he's not gonna make it there's no way it's impossible name Scott Summers made it because it good luck but because he is bigger well there's more of a chance to Land the shark zone Jean Tyler Bridget Jeff DJ Courtney Lindsay Mike is a little nervous because he doesn't want his alternate personalities to get out you can do it Mike this team believes in you no no I can't do it well it means you have to wear this what what Chris pulls out a chicken Hat that's the weather for the rest of the day come on Harold oooof right in the Keewee's even the sharks feel bad for your man at least I did the jump you're trying to impress Lashawna aren't you he says nothing come on Sue Johnny You can do this all the all the girls person and decides to Katie and Sadie make the girl Katie and say you were scared to go that's good for the killer bass later the first mutant is revealed during the dodgeball challenge Laura got slammed into a piece of glass she was bleeding horribly and all the wounds just started to close up she's one of them she has a healing factor Courtney shouted me pretending to be shocked said yeah that's a mutant that is on our team she's on the killer bass our team I give Courtney the side eye Fairpoint and now she can use her healing power and her claws to sabotage the screaming gophers true but we're losing the dodgeball challenge right now yeah but we don't wanna wake up Dunkin Laura's healing factor can handle him we wake him up how do we win the dodgeball challenge Dunkin I don't know hothead maybe if you wouldn't have woke me up from my nap I could think of a strategy old is the big baby need a bottle shut it make me Jonathan I swear yeah you and your tough Guy mohawk don't scare me heck I would think Herald can beat you in a fight that Scrawny week dim wit. Yeah you're big and bad on the outside but you're just a small little baby on the inside and I really hope Chris caught that on camera oh yeah that's definitely Airing on television yes I'm gonna I catch Duncan's punch right as he swings in at me what's up why did you punch burn um um I don't really care I kick him in the crotch next OK OK OK you're cool we're on the same team where are we even fighting you need to take me where are you going to fight jonathan OK I'm gonna go and try to talk to Jean hey Jean oh I didn't see you there jonathan well I have a secret to share with you but we have to go and no one else can see us OK a little bit later OK what's your secret I love you oh I had a crush on you to and I have a secret to share with you to at the same time we both say I am a mutant what you are Jinx i'm not joking are you OK say something to get us out of this loop I can't believe this is a reality show Jenks OK OK is real cool that we're on a reality show OK I broke the jinx Scott Summers I saw all of that well Frick off Scott me and Jean are together now right yes so jonathan what's your power flame on OK I'm in the human torch I mean my brother John is also the human torch but jean what's your power call Duncan over here in your find out hey Duncan tin trashcan's Fly at he head I said the 11th trashcan on fire and then she threw it at him it messed i'm kind of glad it missed you guys are mutants you will forget what happen jonathan flame off Jean kiss me to cover up I knew you two were together yeah yeah you guys are actually perfect for each other thanks Duncan I didn't know you would be that supportive of mine in jeans relationship yeah because I'm dating your sister what what Duncan Sue is this true yes I am dating Duncan it's OK he supports my name Jeans relationship so I support your relationship we cool Duncan. We cool it's kind of weird that Christa gave us this long of a break from the dodgeball game oh yeah we better get back I whispered to that back at the dodgeball contest Jean telepathy. Make the ball go back at them that's actually a good idea what the one of the moons must be using the powers but we don't know which one I told you this would be fair Courtney shouted Courtney shout it again get the mutants off the show. Chris interrupts no because of ratings they stay on Courtney they might be on your team none of the balls of hit our team yet they how are currently on our side oh wait you're right we still lose the challenge meanwhile at lunch Zeke says I don't know why we lost ea The other team has six girls everyone's mouth dropped even the boys you did not just say that me and Jets are at the same time they are trouble keeping up and they're not strong enough dude do you wanna get voted off episode one Zeke know that stop saying the stuff all the girls surround him I back away slowly jonathan help me I might be a boy that doesn't mean what you said was right both genders are equal Eva broke his arm and then Bridget repeatably hit him in the balls with her surfboard they brought that you think we still need help keeping Up not really me and Jeff both say give them a break at least he doesn't think guys are smarter than girls Zeke says but they are dude what did I just say all genders are equal Bridget says jonathan and Jeff are the only smart guys here actually I'm gonna say it I think every guy on the show besides Zeke is smart none of us are dissing the opposite gender besides him Bridget lanes and trying to kiss mev sorry but me and Jean are dating everyone said they were happy for us even Eva and then Zeke speaks up again you know gingers have no soul right because she's a redhead Zeke you talk to Jean like that again and I'll run your ass right off the cliff I'm sorry I'm sorry I wouldn't let you die and make sure you land in the same zone killer bass one of the challenges in the screaming gophers won the other one. Shouldn't there be a tiebreaker challenge no relax this one's easy Chris says whoever can give Zeke and the most broken bones Twins only the girls on those teams can try and break his bones since he's the ones that offended Jean ended up giving him the most broken bones she kissed me again because she was happy she won our team the challenge second place with
Evea oh and by the way Jean Grey has immunity for the next two episodes that means no one can go to Vote her offand one player of her choice also has immunity I choose jonathan OK so jonathan and Jean Both have immunity for the next two episodes in the team that one gets to watch the loser team vote someone off and by the way Zeke you are now on the screaming gophers come on man you put me on the loser team yes because the killer best one they don't have to vote someone off that's because Jean Grey who is on the killer bass Who gave you the most broken bones so who's going to replace me on their team Lashawna but Jean Grey super hot says Harold she said b sorryut I'm dating jonathan oh sorry go onto the confessional and cast your votes we all know who they voted for the campfire ceremony the people who get a marshmallow the entire team of killer bass goodbye Zeke
Hey guys the creator here The reason Zeke switched teams is because right in the middle of the story I remembered that Zeke was on the killer bass in the actual show so I had to change that but other than that I shuffle the teams so it's not 100% like total drama Island but I felt like he should still be on the killer bass because I don't know just because but if you want me to make this a series where I do every total drama Island episode let me know and if you say mystique not a teenager I know but her power shape shifting so she can look like a teenager I just thought I might add one adult character I might add wolverine if you want that I had an ex 23 because I didn't really want to add Logan in the shower that's Supposed to be about teenage characters but if you want me to add him I will but I had X 23 in his place because I looked up her age she's 14 she's 16 but please let me know if you want this to be a surprise I love total drama the reason I did this is because it was kind of my celebration for the reboot coming up on HBO max but episode two but I really hope you guys want this as an ongoing series because I had a real fun i making it's because sometimes if I'm bored I'll pretend that me and the X-Men are in the show and that I am my band-Maid character it's just fun to pretend you're in a show like that I just like Live action role play I really hope you guys enjoyed it bye