It was an average day in the Roswall mansion, Subaru was sitting in his room practicing I glyphs until he heard a knock on his door.

Knock Knock Knock

"Subaru… Are you awake? I want to talk to you about something!" Emilia chimed

Why would she be here at this hour?! Subaru thought. He stuttered out

"Ye-yeah I'm awake, what are you doing here late at night?"

"Well, I just want to know more about my knight, you are veeeeeeeeery mischievous, is it ok if I come in so we can talk?"

"Hmmm I suppose you could, I'm just practicing my reading."

Subaru then heard his door slowly open and he saw the most beautiful person in the world step into his room. Emilia then made her way over to the foot of the bed and sat down.

"Soo Subaru… I really want to know more about you first of all, where are you from? You know that I'm from Elior Forest but I want to know where you come from because you mean a lot to me"

Subaru was shocked at what she said… He couldn't believe that Emilia cared about him. Putting that thought aside he had to make up a lie about where he was actually from. He couldn't tell her that he was from another world as he would look insane.

"Well… I'm actually from an Island to the east, I know there isn't anything discovered but you are going to have to believe me on this because I am telling the truth."

Emilia didn't know what to believe. But because he was always trustworthy she decided not to further question him.

"Well that's quite a strange Subaru but because you're my knight I will fully believe you! Ok well here's another question, What is your family like?"

Thinking about his family only brought sadness to him. But along with this sadness, a strange thought popped into his head. It was the funniest thing he's ever heard in this entire life. Subaru couldn't help but try to recreate it with Emilia.

"My family is amazing. I have a wonderful mother named Naoko Natsuki and a wonderful father named Joe"

Emilia was confused by Subarus fathers name as it is quite strange and completely different to his and his mothers name. She decided to question it.

"They sound wonderful but I am confused about your fathers name. Is his name Joe Natsuki?"

Subaru was already cracking with laughter he was struggling so hard not to laugh out loud so he yelled out what was on his mind

"No Emilia his name is JOE MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Subaru then laughed so much he had a heart attack and died.

THE END