One day at Springfield Elementary, Bart and Milhouse are about to take a huge test worth 90% on their grade
"Alright class you all have 45 minutes to complete this test. If I catch any of you cheating, you're going to Principal Skinner's." Mrs. Krabappel said
"So Milhouse how are we going to cheat?" Bart whispered
"What?" Milhouse asked not hearing Bart
"I said how are we going to cheat?" Bart whispered
"I can't hear you. You're going to have to speak up." Milhouse says
"I SAID HOW ARE WE GOING TO CHEAT!" Bart yelled
Everyone heard Bart
"Damn it Milhouse. Are you death or something!" Bart yelled
"Bart Simpson were you planning to cheat?" Mrs. Krabappel asked
"No." Bart lied
"To Principal Skinner's. Now!" Mrs. Krabappel yelled
"Ha ha." Nelson says
"Shut the fuck up Nelson!" Bart yelled
"Get going!" Mrs. Krabappel yelled
In the office
"What did you do this time Simpson?" Skinner asked
"He and Milhouse were gonna cheat." Mrs. Krabappel replied
"Why didn't you bring him down here?" Skinner asked
"Cause Bart pisses me more off than 4 eyes." Mrs. Krabappel said
"I'm calling your parents." Skinner said
At the house, Homer is watching TV when the phone rings
"Hello? Bart did what?!" Homer asked
"What's going on?" Marge asked
"Bart was planning to cheat. He is in big trouble when he gets home!" Homer yelled
Bart doesn't know that today would be his last day breathing
4 hours later, Bart and Lisa are walking off the bus
"Better enjoy your freedom while you can." Lisa said
Lisa and Bart walk in and a ticked off Homer is angry at Bart
"Lisa let me take you to your room." Marge says
"Hey Dad I..." Bart starts to speak but is cut off
"SHUT UP! You seriously cheated?!" Homer asks
"Yes." Bart said
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" Homer yelled
Homer starts strangling Bart.
"HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO LEARN THIS FUCKING LESSON!" Homer yelled
Homer has strangled Bart for 32 years and this time he's doing it harder than he ever has
Bart's face turns pale blue and stops breathing
Homer thinks Bart is playing dead
"Playing dead won't make me stop strangling you! This is what you get!" Homer yelled
Homer ends up ripping off Bart's head and officially kills him
"Take that you sorry excuse for a son!" Homer yelled
Lisa and Marge walk down
"What's going on?" Lisa asked
"Uh nothing." Homer said
Marge sees Bart lying on the floor dead with his head ripped off
"Bart! My special little guy! Home what did you do?" Marge asked
"I was strangling him for cheating and I guessed I killed him." Homer said
"Are you out of your fucking mind!" Lisa yelled
"Watch your mouth." Homer said
"No!" Lisa yelled
"You don't strangle someone for cheating! Yes it's wrong but what you just did is wronger!" Marge yelled
"Come on I've been strangling and abusing him for 32 years. It's not like the Chief will find out." Homer said
"Oh really." Chief Wiggum says as he was hiding the hold time
"Chief Wiggum? What are you doing here?" Homer asked
"Well Marge called me and said to send Bart to Military School but I just overheard you saying you killed your son. Is this true?" Chief Wiggum asked
"Yes but I think I did this world a favor. He's an embarrassment to this town." Homer said
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" Marge yelled
Marge strangles Homer and Lisa and the chief aren't doing anything to stop her
"He was my only brother. You are the worst father ever!" Lisa cried
Marge stops strangling Homer
"Homer Jay Simpson we are thru. I never want to see you ever again! Take him away Chief." Marge says
"With pleasure." Chief Wiggum said
"You'll never take me alive!" Homer yelled
Homer tries to run away but the chief tazes him
"This is for your own good. Whether you like it or not." Chief Wiggum said
"Have fun dying in prison Homer." Lisa says
Homer is taken to the prison and is locked up for life. He has been fired and banned from the Nuclear Plant, Marge has divorced him and is no longer family. Moe, Lenny and Carl are no longer friends with him
The funeral for Bart is now shown
"We now say goodbye to Bart Simpson." Dr. Hibbert said
Marge is crying hard
"Why Bart why!" Marge cried
"I will never forgive dad for this." Lisa said
Maggie is sucking on her pacifier which translates to "Dad you are officially dead to me."
"I can't believe my best friend is dead." Milhouse cried
Even Sideshow Bob Nelson, the bullies, Mrs. Krabappel and Skinner are sad
"I thought I'd be happy for Bart to finally be dead, but I'm not. I never thought he'd actually die" Sideshow Bob said
"Bart and I were just starting to become friends." Nelson said
"Sure we bully him but we just mess around." Jimbo says
"This world will never be the same." Skinner said
"No it won't Seymour." Mrs. Krabappel says
"Why were we friends with that killer?" Lenny asked
"I have no idea." Carl said
"I bet Homer was the one who pranked called me all those years. I never want to see that fat piece of shit ever again." Moe says
"Smithers remind me to throw away everything Simpson has touched at the Nuclear Plant." Mr. Burns says
"Already took care of it." Smithers says
Bart's casket gets buried underground as Marge cries louder
15 minutes later, Homer is put in the electric chair and dies and gets sent to Hell
This has been a sad day for everyone except for Homer
The End
A/N Let me know what you think of this story. Sorry if anyone is out of character as this is my first and possibly only Simpsons story. I'm currently working on new episodes to my Freddie & Robbie series. I will resume the series on June 1st and post new episodes every day until June 5th where I will be posting in the Saturday time slot and I plan to end Season 1 on July 31st.