Everyones parents had gone to camp in their glorydays.

They now reminisce about their time in the wilderness with falsely placed glamour.

Because of their distant memories, they now expect their children to go on and experience the same joys- So they loaded up their kids onto a bus taking them to the woods, with the promise of games and nature.

Today is the second day of camp. I, Todd Morrison, was put in cabin number two. All my friends are in cabin number one. Sal, Larry, and even Chug... But I've been stuck here with the other underperforming kids.

I got the top bunk at least.