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Imagine waking up as Snot Lonstein, alcoholic and sex-crazed mother, Esther Lonstein?
The woman had slept with almost every guy in town and she didn't think twice about selling her son costume just to make sure every guy she kissed didn't get what she had.
A lot of the time, it was clear that she could give her son a better life if she stopped being so selfish and feeding her addictions.
So imagine, waking up in a body that had so many men pound it that you throw up immediately.
She, the unlucky soul freaked out of course, but her new son had trained himself to sleep through anything.
He had to.
She looked around the room and the place was just smelling of sex, it was in shambles, men's clothes everywhere, condoms and empty glasses of booze on the floor and around the room.
She went to the shower to wash away the horror, hoping it would go away, instead she was painfully aware of the cold water.
There was no hot water.
Well, of course not, the original woman would rather spend money keeping fit so that she can be attractive in the eyes of dudes than buy her son some proper underwear.
Was this why she was here?
To give Snot a better life because his mom was too selfish to do so?
She wouldn't be surprised if Snot mother various sexually transmitted diseases did her in last night.
But still why this body? She would have been fine with being a cat who magically gives Snot money.
Why this gross thing?
She threw up again.
Eventually, she could throw up no more.
Like it or not, she was stuck like this.
She saw a condom wrapped close by.
Well, she might as well clean up the get rid of that horrible smell through the house.
So, she cleaned the physical shame from the house and put everything in a bag in the bin outside.
Then she went to the kitchen, saw there was barely anything to eat, and grabbed some money from the purse then she went to a late-night convenience store and brought actually food instead of Booze and condoms and the clerk was looking at her strangely.
Clearly, this wasn't the first time this body has been here but it certainly was the first time she had actually brought good food and not some crackers that she was going to throw at her son for the week while she banged some guy in the store.
Then on her way home, she found a clothing store open and got Snot a cheap coat.
Ir was getting colder, he would need it.
Overall, she had spent 15 bucks.
It was truly amazing what you can get for 15 bucks when your not an alcoholic.
When she came home, she began making Snot an actual lunch with a PBJ and drink.
She put the cereal and the milk inside the proper place and wrote a note as she got ready for work.
Work.
She felt anxiety from the mere mention of it, which made her realise it was not here, this body simply hated her job.
The original woman would have swung that booze and came to work a functioning alcoholic, but she came to work shockingly sober and was at the reception area to greet people.
She began smiling at patients who come in.
The patients loved her immediately.
Meanwhile, Snot had woken up and thought it was another crappy day of being poor, however, he realised something was up when he couldn't see a single condom wrapper or beer bottle around the house.
When he got to the kitchen, things changed immediately, as he saw a lunch bag with his name on it.
He opened it up and was shocked to find an actual lunch as if he was from a middle-class family.
Then he noticed the coat on the kitchen counter with a note that read. 'Hi, Snot. Just wanted to let you know that I went to get food for the week before going to work and discovered a shop that was selling cheap coats so I immediately thought of you. We have bread, butter, jam, cereal and milk. Pick either one of them, I want you to eat before you go to school"
He was stunned and found actual cereal in the cupboard and bread on the counter, he found fresh milk in the fridge.
He couldn't believe his eyes, had he entered into a twilight zone?
Well, he was not going to eat the food.
It was one of the few times that Snot had breakfast at his house and it didn't taste of donation or a terrible story behind it.
It tasted like breakfast at the Smiths house.
When the school bus came for him, he could hear, the driver saying "If you look to your left, there's the house where I banged Scott Lonstein mom in the kitchen".
He walked out and entered the bus in shame.
His shame erased what happened this morning.
His mother hadn't changed.
#Time Skip#
When Esther came home, she came home without a man on her arm but what she did have was a bag of chicken and some other stuff, including new cutlery.
She binned the old ones because she didn't trust the original women to not perform a sex act with them.
She then began cooking some chicken, soap and rice.
While she was doing so, she became aware of how the smell of the food was floating through the house with time.
She soon became aware of Snot being home when the chicken smell began to fum out of the pot.
She made sure, he could see her cooking it well from scratch, showing it wasn't donated.
She said. "...You know payday, is tomorrow. I'm going to make sure we have hot water and you get new clothes."
She looked down at the food, not seeing Snot wide eyes.
There was a long silence between them shortly after, as they waited for the food to cook and when she finished, she served both of them and both of them sat down.
They ate in silence.
When they were done, she got it out there.
She said. "I'm sorry"
She got a stunned reaction back.
She said. "I've been doing a lot of thinking lately and I've realised that I've been a terrible mother to you, Snot"
His eyes were wide.
She said. "All this time, I've been thinking about myself. I've been drinking my paycheck away and bringing home a different guy every day. I let you be around so many different men that anybody would be disgusted. I blamed our poverty on not making enough when the truth was, I have only myself to blame for dressing you in rags and donated items. Every big decision I've made came from a place of selfishness. I thought I was still back in high school with no responsibility. But that's not the case. I have you. I should be ashamed to spend money on booze when I should be spending it on making sure you can eat."
There was silence between them.
She said. "Scott, I am so sorry. You deserve somebody so much better than the woman you got. I am not going to ask you to magically forget the last 14 years of your life. Nothing can erase all that. But I want you to know that from now on, I will try every day to make the last few years you have with me a good one. I completely understand if you don't want to see me ever after you turn 18."
The silence between them was deafening now.
Snot finally said something, he saw with an unemotional voice. "Well...thanks for the apolo-"
He broke down and yelled. "Of course I want to see you when I turn 18. I need you, mom!"
He got out of his chair and ran to her, she welcomed him with open arms and even she got teary-eyed.
What the moment even more impactful was the fact that he couldn't smell booze on her or men cologne, he couldn't see kiss marks on her neck either
The two of them just cried together.
She was crying because she wasn't the one Snot needed to hear that from.
She said, releasing him. "I promise, I will be the best mom and if I slip back up, you have my permission to slap me"
And Snot said. "I would be honoured to"
And then the next day, she got her paycheck and instead of spending it on a night out where she came back with men, she got somebody to come fix the lack of hot water in the house.
Then she took Snot to the shopping mall and while they were being eyed as if they would shoplift because they looked so poor, she picked out clothes for him.
She enjoyed, the surprise when she paid for the new clothes and items.
They then went to get none stretchy underwear that also looked awesome in a manly way.
Nobody was wedging her son anymore.
Then she brought hair products for dudes, skin cream to reduce the pimple and roll-on and body spray for him.
However, the day was dampened by how many guys recognised her.
They left that mall fast.
However, before they went home, she went to a store to get Wifi for the house, which she signed for.
Then they went home.
They went home and had food without spending any money.
Then the next day happened, and she was gone again but Snot was able to wash his hair with warm water and smell like he wasn't poor.
He put on the manly none stretch underpants and then put on a dark purple shirt, under a black jacket, jeans and new shoes that didn't have holes in them.
He took his brand new black school bag and had breakfast, then he took his lunch and heard the bus driver again.
Today will be different.
He took a breather then and then he walked out of the house.
As he walked, he could see the students who were already looking, widen their eyes at the sight of him and then they tapped the other students to get more eyes on him.
Seeing this, he walked more confidently to the bus and the doors opened for him.
He climbed up the steps and stopped where the whole bus can see him well.
Everybody mouth opened, as he looked so acceptably average now.
And then he began walking down the bus, everybody he passed smelled that nice scent of Old Spice.
The smell made them turned around while their open mouths turning into a smile.
Truly today, will different for him.