INTRO:
Wiz: Sharks. The apex predator of the ocean. Killing machines. And thankfully, NOT aggressive towards humans...unless provoked.
Boomstick: Hey, that shark bit my leg off! It GOT what was coming to him! And you know what else is even worse than sharks? Sharks that have LIMBS. And can breathe AIR. And can freaking DRIVE!
Wiz: Like Terrafin, the fistfighting fish and honorary Skylander.
Boomstick: And Sever, the vicious Vandal fighting the Battle Force 5. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
TERRAFIN:
(Skylanders Main Theme)
W: Fire. Water. Earth. Air.
B: Life. Undead. Magic. Tech. No, this isn't the Four Nations. This is an infinite sky filled with tons of islands.
W: Filled with magic and wonders, it makes sense that this majestic place is protected by great heroes, who can control one of the eight elements. These great warriors are called Skylanders, and one of them...is Terrafin.
(Earth Elemental Area Theme - Skylanders Giants)
B: Terrafin's kinda like a mix of Jaws and Rocky. He is a subterranean swimmer known as a Dirt Shark, who can literally SWIM through solid ground! How the hell do they DO that?!
W: As bizarre as it may sound, this is quite popular with his race. Terrafin was even the local lifeguard of the Dirt Seas. However, the Dark Portal Master Kaos created an explosion with a blast wave containing so much intense electricity that it turned the entire ocean of sand into a sheet of glass.
B: And you know how hard it is to swim through glass. Ouch. Anyway, Terrafin began training in the art of boxing and soon became the local champ. And apparently, because Kaos turned the Dirt Seas into the Glass Ocean, he apparently owes Terrafin five bucks. What, are you supposed to pay to turn a desert into a gigantic mirror? And with MONEY?! Man, he needs to get his priorities straight…
W: It wasn't long until, like most others with such courage and determination, Terrafin was approached by a Portal Master known as Eon. And soon after, he became a Skylander of the Earth Element.
B: They're almost like Earth-benders, except they can't do stuff with metal. They can summon crystals, throw huge rocks, and even hit hard enough to break tough rocks without even needing to use a mining pick! However, while Earth-landers can easily block Water and can make a dent in Tech machines, they're too slow and brawny to keep up with Air beings, and they're definitely afraid of Undead monsters.
W: Terrafin is a pro fighter, and also has the heart to make up for it. He never gives up and is never beaten so easily. He managed to beat pirates, survived being banished to our world, defeated a two-headed demolition robot, obtained the Eternal Earth Source from a massive Stone Golem, and even improved his own attacks and powers.
B: He can make you a knuckle sandwich, belly flop like a seal when breaching the soil, coat his fists in stone, and even summon mini-sharks to nom on baddies. And he gets some other sweet and cool weapons! He gains brass knuckles, then spiked knuckles, a razor-sharp fin, and even clawed Knockout gauntlets to make him a big Wolverine fan! These claws are as sharp as his teeth, and he can still attack while breaching. He's even become one of Eon's Elite, and do you KNOW how hard THAT is?! T-There's also a mini version called Terrabite, but he's pretty much the same, but smaller.
W: And this was only at the beginning of Terrafin's journey. When Kaos cut off the portal connection to Skylands and FINALLY conquered it, Terrafin was one of the few Skylanders to reach the rank...of SuperCharger.
(Main Theme - Skylanders SuperChargers)
B: Holy shit! If you thought Terrafin was weak before, well THINK AGAIN! Who needs bare fists when you have a rocket launcher that shoots FREAKING sharks?! Sure, he can still burrow and even have his rockets pop out of the ground, but the real beauty comes in his badass war machine, the Shark Tank. Which is a LITERAL tank!
Shark Shooter Terrafin and Shark Tank are summoned.
Skylanders Announcer: SUPERCHARGED!
W: Containing subterranean navigation, all-terrain tread, and enchanted battle armor, the Shark Tank is a true force to be reckoned with. As a Land Vehicle, it can drive on roads, fire missiles from its twin turrets, and even burrow underground like its driver.
B: Damn! And check out the decor when it's SuperCharged! It comes with extra mods and a powerful Rift Engine, which can generate its own portals for quick travel! And it can even drift and boost well, too! Who says tanks are slow?!
W: This much-needed upgrade helped Terrafin greatly, who aided his fellow Skylanders in battling Kaos and ultimately defeated him AND The Darkness.
B: But just because the ultimate evil is gone doesn't mean that evil itself has decided to call it quits. But when it returns, Skylanders like Terrafin will be waiting to bite back.
Terrafin is summoned.
Terrafin: It's Feeding Time!
SEVER:
(Main Theme Instrumental - Hot Wheels Battle Force 5)
W: On the distant planet of Vandal, there exists several humanoid animal warriors.
B: It's like Chima, but more savage and non-bricky.
W: And none are more feared and fierce than the Vandals themselves: A group of four warriors who compete in a three-way free-for-all demolition derby-style war against both the robotic Sark Empire and the Battle Force 5, the latter being the defender of Earth, which both robot and animal seek to conquer.
B: Vandals from Vandal? Really?! Couldn't they have chosen a better name?! And why not team up with the Sark to conquer Earth together?!
W: Apparently, Vandals don't like sharing, hence why they fight all the time. And these four are the strongest of their respective race: Captain Kalus, Krocomodo, Hatch, and Sever.
B: Sevy's like a walking mutant shark on steroids. He's the leader of a shark team called the Aqua-Jaws, and thanks to his unique fish-like traits, he can dive underwater, communicate with high-pitched dolphin screeches, and can smell life forms a mile away like his croc pal. And even though he's a mean fighter on foot with his staff, he's more than capable of combat when behind his sweet jaw-dropping ride, the Water Slaughter!
W: Built and designed by the Vandals' enslaved super-engineers, the Kharamanos, the Water Slaughter can drive on land and water, making it submersible. The vehicle has jaws with sharp blades that can detach to fire like missiles and trap other vehicles, and then turns on its secondary function, which is to shred the vehicle with its razor-sharp blades.
B: It's like a car boat! That can EAT you! But there's one major flaw Sever's got: He's not very bright. He's the only Vandal who didn't try to overthrow Kalus as Captain, and it might be because of that. Or he might know better. All he can think about is food, and he ALWAYS loses! Every time!
W: But time and time again, Sever would attempt to get his revenge and utterly crush the Battle Force 5 with his Vandal allies. And since he's somewhat dumb, he also doesn't know when to give up. But even with the new threat of Red Sentients, the Vandals would always be known as one of the Battle Force 5's greatest enemies.
Krocomodo: Prepare to get hooked, fish breath!
(Sever begins to spar with Krocomodo with their staffs)
THE FIGHT:
W: Alright, the combatants are set! And we've run the data through all possibilities! Let's end this debate once and for all!
B: It's time for a DEATH BATTLLLLEEEEEEE!
…
A Rift opens in a Battle Zone filled with vast oceans and rocky terrain, and the Shark Tank emerges.
Terrafin: Hey, where am I? This doesn't look like Skylands! Rift Engine must've acted up…
He then hears another vehicle closing in, and the Water Slaughter rams into the tank.
Sever: (laughs) You're in Vandal territory now! Prepare to become my dinner, outsider!
Sever then drives off, with Terrafin smiling cockily.
Terrafin: Oh, it's ON, punk!
The Shark Tank then pursues the Water Slaughter, and they soon get neck and neck.
DB Announcer: FIGHT!
The two shark vehicles bash into each other, all the while avoiding oncoming obstacles. The Water Slaughter boosts forward once it halts the Shark Tank, then charges forwards with its jaws opened. The Shark Tank also races towards it…
Before submerging into the ground below, dodging a bite.
Sever: WHAT?!
The Shark Tank pops up from behind it, and Terrafin readies the missiles.
Terrafin: SURPRISE!
He fires the missiles, but Sever manages to swerve and dodge them.
Sever: Neat trick. But I can do that TOO!
The Water Slaughter fires its bladed harpoon missiles and hits the Shark Tank, then begins to pull it in with its blades whirring. With the tank screeching as it slams into reverse, Terrafin notices the ocean that the rocky cliff they're on is overlooking. He smiles with an idea.
He makes the Shark Tank begin to spin around with enough force to throw the Water Slaughter around.
Sever: Hey, what are you doing?! Woah! WOOOAAAHHH!
Finally, Terrafin blasts off the harpoons with his rocket launcher, sending the Water Slaughter flying into the water. It hits the water and sinks…
Only to later resurface.
Terrafin: (sighs) Of course.
The Shark Tank soon drives down to the beach, but the Water Slaughter stays in the water. So, Terrafin readies his missiles again.
Terrafin: Here's your five bucks!
He fires the missiles, making the Water Slaughter dodge them yet again. However, one of them manages to home in and strike the Water Slaughter. Sever yells as his vehicle spins out of control and slams into the rocky wall. Not one to give up, Sever leaps out of the Water Slaughter, staff at the ready. Smirking, Terrafin exits the Shark Tank and readies his rocket launcher.
Terrafin: Good thing I always fight fair!
He begins firing his missiles, but Sever manages to dodge them. Thanks to his strength, Sever is able to catch one of the missiles and throws it back. Terrafin manages to withstand the blast, but his SuperCharger armor is knocked off. He only gets back up and cracks his knuckles.
Terrafin: Okay then. We're going with the classics!
The two sharks begin to trade blows, with Terrafin able to land heavy blows on Sever and even snapping his staff in half with a bite. The two resort to nothing but their fists, but Terrafin takes advantage of his opponent's size. He dodges a downwards swing by burrowing, but Sever rips him from the ground and throws him against the rock wall. In retaliation, Terrafin readies his spiked knuckles and encases his right fist in stone to deliver an uppercut to the jaw as Sever charges. He knocks some teeth loose, and as Sever roars, Terrafin only equips his Knockout Gauntlets and Razor Fin.
Terrafin: Now for the KO!
He dodges some more blows from Sever and lands a few claw slashes across the torso before stunning him with a belly-flop. Then, he notices that the Water Slaughter has a Battle Key on it, which begins to malfunction and opens a portal to an unknown Battle Zone. Seeing his chance to finish Sever, Terrafin takes it.
Discarding his gauntlets, he delivers a flurry of blows on Sever before delivering a powerful Earth Elemental uppercut that sends Sever flying through the portal. It closes as Terrafin smirks and walks back to his Shark Tank, donning his SuperCharger armor when he enters.
Terrafin: Ha! Piece of cake!
The scene ends with the Shark Tank driving off, then entering a Rift.
THE AFTERMATH:
(Race Complete / Racing Results - Skylanders SuperChargers)
DB Announcer: KO!
B: So...where's he going?
W: Sever had the advantage when it came to sheer strength and vehicular advantage, but Terrafin certainly had his own in terms of element and even range. The Shark Tank possessed a method of avoiding the Water Slaughter's metallic bite, even though it couldn't follow it out into water. However, Sever could've come out on top if the other three Vandals were with him, but that's against Death Battle rules.
B: Plus, Terrafin managed to beat many baddies in his Skylander career, such as the massive stone golem! And all Sever did against something that big was get his ride wrecked by a massive junk dog-like monster!
W: The Shark Tank also had many projectiles that the Water Slaughter lacked, since it needed to get up close to let its most powerful feature work. Plus, being a tank, the Shark Tank was far more armored than the Water Slaughter. And it didn't even need an outside item to activate portals, since the Rift Engine was basically just like a Battle Key.
B: Well, it looks like this villainous vandal is sleeping with the fishes once again.
W: The winner is Terrafin.