Chapter 1: Loki On Earth
He arrived on Earth and he hit the ground hard. "Ow!" He ate sand and spit it out, sitting up. He saw Jane Foster, a woman who had dated his brother Thor and who had also lived on Earth, running towards him. He groaned and rolled over. His black long hair smacked his face. Loki pushed it out of his face and he could hear Jane getting closer. "Thor?! Thor!" he heard her scream. Then everything went blank.
Jane ran up to him and at first, she didn't realize it was Loki. "Thor!" She noticed the long black hair and the green, gold, and black clothes and gasped. She stumbled backward. When she finally got hold of herself she walked back over. "Loki?" She poked his face. She sighed and dragged him onto the back seat of her car.
Loki slowly blinked. "Ahhhh!" he screamed and covered his eyes. He slowly opened his eyes and saw Jane staring at him. "Ugh…" he said as his hand fell back over his eyes. "Get up," she said. He shook his head. "Where's the desert? Where am I?" he asked. She sighed. "I rescued you. Without me, you'd probably have been eaten by coyotes." He rolled over and sat up. "That wasn't a full answer." She glared at him. "You're at my house." He looked around the house before looking up at her. "Why am I on the ground?" Jane chuckled, thinking it was funny. "I couldn't haul you up onto the couch. I tried but failed. That's why you're sitting on the carpet." He looked at the ground. "Oh." He tried to push himself up but winced in pain. "Oh. I must have forgotten to mention you're falling from Asgard may have broken a few bones. Specifically that wrist. It was bleeding," she said, smiling. Loki scowled at her. "You couldn't have mentioned that at the beginning?!" he exclaimed. She returned the expression. "You didn't ask," Jane retorted. He sighed and snapped his fingers on the other hand and vanished. Jane gasped and stumbled. "Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you," he said with a smirk. Jane screamed and punched him. She gasped. "Oh my! I'm so sorry! You scared me. It's a natural reflex of mine." He just stared at her with blood dripping down from his nose. She rushed and got a towel. Loki watched her. Jane came back and tried to dab the blood away. Before she could do anything though, he grabbed her arm, stopping her.