Granger family reunion, a harry potter fanfic

Hermione woke up and found a letter waiting for her.

Hermione Granger,

You are invited the Granger family reunion. It's going to be at the DH Malfoy hotel. Do not be late and ohh make sure you have packed a full week of nice clothes. Bring your kids (if you have any).

From Aunt Polly

Hermione frowned after finishing reading the letter. "Morning babe, what's wrong," asked Draco when he woke up and found Hermione frowning at the letter in her hand. "We're invited to the Granger family reunion," Hermione replied still frowning. "Ohhh well we should totally go, it's our hotel after all, well one of our hotels," said Draco as he got ready for another tiring work day. "Fine we'll go and bring the kids along too," said Hermione finally giving in.

The next day~

An owl came landed on Hermione and Draco's bedroom window sill. Hermione quickly got out of bed and opened the letter.

Dear Mrs. Malfoy,

You've been called for an important meeting on July 3 to 5. Please do attend more information will come the following week.

Sincerely, Kingsley Shacklebot

Ministry of magic

6/23/2012

"So you're not going to come for the first few days of the Granger family reunion?" asked Draco knowing the answer. Hermione sighed, "I guess so."

"Mommy I want food please," interrupted Anna their youngest child.

The morning of the reunion~

Draco got Cissa, Scorpius, and Anna packed and ready to go. Without Hermione there it obviously took much longer to get ready.

POV Aunt Polly

Hermione mailed me that she won't arrive until 2 days later. Polly scoffed, Hermione was probably afraid of coming and showing her ugly face. I can't believe she even got married and had children. Polly imagined her kids with big teeth, muddy eyes, and brown mousy hair. As she waited for all the other Grangers to arrive, a very expensive looking Cadillac came into view. "Eeee it's Draco Malfoy the owner of DH Malfoy hotel and many more! He's said to have the most money and a mystery wife."said my daughter Kinley. Almost everyone turned their attention to Draco. "Hiiiii I'm Kinley and I'm a model for the SCA fashion company." said Kinley as she ran over to Draco not even bothering to look at the children. "I'm sorry but I have a wife and these are my children. Please leave us alone before I call security. You look like a slut anyways," sneered Draco.

POV Draco

As Draco watched the slutty women stalk away, he sighed how he wished Hermione was here with him. "Dad I don't like the women," said Anna. "Me too," said Scorpius. "I know, I don't either but let's go find your mom's family," Draco replied.

"Draco!" Jean called out. Draco ushered his kids to one of their grandmothers.

To my utter disgust Jean led me to the slutty women and what I presumed was her mother. "This is Draco Malfoy and he's the husband of Hermione. So please treat him well and do not start crushing on him." Said Jean as she looked at Kinley when she said the whole thing.

At dinner Kinley kept on flirting with me. Draco finally snapped and walked out of the dining hall. He decided to send spa letter to Hermione.

Dear Love,

Today's been awful without you and I met that cousin of yours. She wouldn't stop flirting with me. I decided that when we go to the beach tomorrow, I'm going to apparate to the meeting.

Love you,

Draco Malfoy you're wonderful husband ;)

POV Kinley

Yes this was it, I'm going to find a fake date and get Draco Malfoy jealous. Why did Draco even marry that filthy animal Hermione . He was supposed to be mine, but I'll just have to find another way.

"Hurry up darling," said mom. "Coming," I answered as I put on my 50th layer of foundation just to make myself look prettier. When we got to the dining hall, I found out that nerdy Hermione was there. "Why are you here," demanded mother. "Ohh my meeting finished up early," said Hermione so innocently, I just wanted to punch her.

When we finally arrived at the beach, Hermione and her kids had 3 very expensive swim wear that I have wanted for like ever! How dare she! She can't be that rich, unless she is using Draco for his money! I walked over to Draco and said, "you're so called wife is using your money, you can leave her and I can be your new wife."

POV Draco

Wow that bitch definitely has confidence, thinking I would leave Hermione and go to her. "She's my wife, she can use my money. Also she doesn't incase you were curious, she earns it herself," I said trying my best not to explode at this slutty filth. "She earns it?! It's not like she works for the government, owns a line of hotels, and has her own fashion companies," screamed Kinely. "Why you know me so well, cousin. I do in fact work for the government and own a line of hotels and have my own fashion companies," said Hermione as she came over. Now that let the bitch stalk away in shame.

POV Kinely

After the beach and embarrassing myself in front of Draco. I quickly walked away when someone caught my attention. It was Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, and Blaise Zabini these were the richest people after Draco. If I could get them all to like me then I'll be rich and famous! I went over to them, "Heyyy my name is Kinley and I was wondering if you boys would like to have dinner with me," I said in my best voice, but they just laughed! "Oh my god I thought Hermione and Malfoy were kidding when they told us about you," said Ron. "She's even worse than Petunia," said Harry. Everyone was ignoring me ugh!

POV Hermione

Since my meeting ended 2 days earlier, I get to spend time with my kids and husband. Seriously it was quite funny when Harry, Ron, and Blaise burst into my hotel suite and told me what Kinley had said.

There's still 5 more days till the reunion ends and so far I haven't really done anything except for going to the beach. Later that night Ginny came to me and said " god Hermione I can't believe that you're even related to that monster." "Yeah I guess, what did she do?" I asked. "She was flirting with everyone and anyone. Like she went to this old man and started flirting with him I front of his wife just because he looked rich! I say it's time to get revenge even if it has been only a day!" Exclaimed Ginny. "What are you guys talking about?" asked Draco. "Ohhh you know planning to make that bitch's life a living hell," replied Ginny causally. "Ohhh I'm totally in!" Said Draco. "Me too," said Harry and Ron as they came over.

POV Ginny

"So what should we do to her?" I asked. We took the rest of the night drinking and talking about ways to prank that slutty bitch. "Ooo I know! We could put green dye in her conditioner." Said Astoria. "That sounds so childish," retorted Harry.

"No it's not"

"Yes it is"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yesss"

"Shut up"

"No you shut up"

"Your plans suck"

"Omg just shut up you two!" Said Draco breaking their fight.

"You guys are going to make her hear you," said Blaise calmly.

"By now the whole hotel probably knows already," giggled Hermione.

"Wait I have a plan," I said suddenly knowing what to do. "What is it," said Hermione. "We can each come up with a bunch of small pranks and by the end of the week she'll look like hell itself!" I said.

"Brilliant"

"Amazing"

"Awesome"

"Oh shut up Harry and Astoria," said Hermione.

"So what do you say," I asked everyone. A bunch of yes and nods came. We spent the rest of the night planning. Yes! That bitch will finally learn her lesson to not flirt with Harry.

POV Hermione

It didn't take long to figure out who pranked Kinley first. The next morning after I and Draco finally got the kids ready, we went into the dining room and found Kinley's hair turned green instead of her normal brown. Omg how did Ginny even get the green hair dye, when we all retired to our own suites at 5 am! After breakfast we all decided to take a hike around the forest. That when the second small prank came in. Kinley was wearing high heels and she was too busy trying to walk without tripping, when a bucket of goo came down from the tree. The bitch couldn't run so she had her hair dyed green and covered with purple slime. I know exactly who it was. "Draco you can't just use magic to do that!" I whispered. "Yes I can and besides no one saw me," said Draco as he smirked at Kinley. Damn I wonder what's next for that bitch.

POV Hermione

The next day was planned to be doing all kinds of sports, kind of like field day. By the end Kinley was bruised from left to right, scarred up and down, and had a black eye on her left. This was how she got some of her ugly marks. We started by playing bowling, when Blaise charmed the ball to always hit her face in the end. It was quite amusing seeing her get hit by the ball for like 30 times. Ginny finally decided that she would make Kinely slide down every hole that was big enough during croquet. Which was like every hole! Harry charmed the golf ball to go to any muddy places, so she has to get it out. It was hilarious watching her getting dirtier and dirtier.

During basketball I decided to charm the ball to hit a old lady. It was quite rude since the old lady has nothing to do with this, but I did noticed her screaming at everyone who got into her way. Kinley obviously stopped playing after the golf ball accident and besides mom had to force her to even participate at all. I made the old lady believe that Kinley was the one that hit the ball on her head, before you even know it the old lady marched over to Kinley and started whacking her with her cane. A doctor was soon called since the lady beat the hell out of the bitch. "Nice," said Draco as he came over to my side.

There's still 2 more days until the end of the reunion. On the last day Draco and I decided to host a party in the hotel. So today all the girls even Kinley got to go shopping for dresses. My friends and I headed straight to HGLA (one of my most famous dress stores). "Ha it's not like you can't afford it, I can't even when I model for SCA!" Said Kinley. "But we can," replied Ginny. Kinely was covered in bruises, scars, and colorings that she wore a big pink hat and covered herself of what she calls a coat and skirt with more pink leggings.

"She reminds me of Umbridge," said Astoria as she took in Kinley with a disgusted glare. "Yeah maybe she's not related to you, Hermione. She might as well be Dolores's cousin instead," snickered Ginny.

My dress was green and silky with no shoulder straps. It covered all the way down to my ankle and it was sleeveless. Ginny's dress had sleeves and the color was red and gold that had a tiny train behind it. Gold flowers trailed down to down on the sides of the dress and it was also had no shoulder straps. Astoria's was as long as mine. The color was light silver with silver flowers on the top. It had should straps with short sleeves. My mother's was a gold dress with a strap on her shoulder and a rip by her left leg that starts from the knee. Cissa my eldest child had a red dress with a bow in front. It was a longer sleeved dress too and poofs out a bit. Anna my youngest had a dark navy blue that stopped around her knee. There was butterflies embroidered on the mid section. Meanwhile Kinley had a hot pink dress that was sleeveless and it had a tiny bow in the back. The dress barley covered her arse! Aunt Polly wore a light pink dress that had one strap. Did I mention Polly Day is even fatter than Vernon, just if you can't imagine it.

After we went shopping for dresses we went into the salon to get our nails and hair done. "Hello Hermione!" Said Cho as we came into the salon. "Hi," Astoria, Ginny, and I all said back. "Hey Cho can you put slow hair loss potions on my cousin over here?" I asked. "Sure, but may I ask why," said Cho. When we explained everything to her, Cho agreed to help. While Cho was busy sabotaging Kinley's hair, Astoria grabbed the Weasly's itching powder and poured it all on Kinely's dress. Oooo this is going to be great! I can't wait for tomorrow!

POV Hermione

The day went on as usual with more of Kinley's rude comments, but we were all too busy to care about her. Finally it was time for the ball and I couldn't stop snickering! Early this morning Kinley's hair was starting to thin out, obviously she didn't notice it and thought people were admiring her clothes.

I got pulled back into reality when I heard a scream from down the hall. "Ahhh something is wrong with my dress," screamed Kinley. By the time I got out of my suite, there was a small crowd gathered around her. "I'm guessing you had something to do with it," said Draco as we continued to watch Kinely scratch herself like a maniac. "We sure did," said Astoria as she came over. "Wouldn't she change into something else?" asked Harry. "Well we also put a spell on it so she can't remove it off until tomorrow morning," said Ginny.

An hour later Kinley seemed to notice that she can't take of her dress so there was more screaming and scratching. It was really quite funny when everyone especially Narcissa, Lucius, and the rest of the old pure blood families came to the ball only to find a screaming and scratching bratty girl. "I would like to thank you all for coming," said Draco. Before he could finish his speech another scream came from my cousin. That's when Lucius decided he had enough and ordered the staff to take Kinley out.

Fortunately we had no more interruptions for the rest of the night. "I believe we haven't spend that much time together since this reunion," said Draco as he wrapped his arms around my waist. "Yes I believe we haven't," I said.

POV Draco

We finally got home! It was exhausting especially spending a WHOLE week with Kinley the whore. I hope everything is back to normal now and I could spend more time with Hermione. Never again will I ever go to another big reunion.