Cole displayed how it all happened as he flickered the lights on and off. "My earth is better than Onua's life!" he claimed with tough-guy vibes.

Kai considered the following statement with a potato clenched firmly betwixt his Lego toes. True power seeped between the potato like hot gravy poured between the eyes. Stinging sensations like lukewarm Luke Skywalkers arose with the chaotic mass of eleventy-seven newtons.

"James Isaac Neutron... put that cookie down..." said Kai as he broke into his Kitkat bar like a seldom tush-kicker.

"Blimey..." muttered Cole as he thought of how rappers were unfairly degraded for their satisfying tones of pure genius.

Jay walked in with a box of nails under his arm. "Let's go eat a burger," he petitioned to his mates.

Kai and Cole stood up with their knees bent perfectly in a 45 degree angle that inspired many. They were squatting with tremendous authority.

Jay assumed this holy stance as well. "Let us commence the trek to our flavour town," said the blue guy.

And so, the three ninja of hope and wisdom trudged to the burger joint whilst squatting like righteous pros.

Zane saw them approach the meal establishment as he was stepping out from the Joe Jackson concert. He noticed their squatting willpower and continued on after them with just as much nindroid enthusiasm.

"Why are we consuming burgers today? Why not Thai?" asked Zane.

Cole slapped him upside the tooth and all tooths fell. The ground below Zane split in two because his teeth were heavy and metallic, so they weighed a lot.

"Cole, we are not idiots!" scolded Jay. "We are getting burgers and then we will get Thai on the way home!"

Zane was so ashamed that he questioned such a thing. His entire nose was abysmal because of this stirring truth.

Kai observed Zane's robotic nose. "We can pick our friends... but we cannot pick our destinies..." he sighed with fiery feelings of woe deep inside. His parents were dead.

Nya and Wu were in the burger joint consuming. They saw the squatting quartet approach and began to squat as well.

Dareth was inside too. He was doing gnarly exercises for his sick quads and was whistling the "Prelude of Light" hunkily.

Lloyd overheard the squatting aptitude and busted out of the kitchen with seven burgers in hand. He had a dream to make beliefs reborn.

"That's really neat of you, Lloyd," said Lloyd's true father Lebron James.

Lloyd bowed to his dad thing and remembered his harmonica was still in the dishwasher. He ran to it and found out that the soap suds had badly scarred its beautiful figure.

The squatting guys squatted their way into the kitchen to observe the dishwasher mishap. They all saw Lloyd's green ninja tears as he wept like iconic celebrities.

Zane wrote a poem on the matter:

Roses are dead.

Violet Parr.

Jack Jack and Frozone

Are the coolest by far.

THE END

Everyone clapped wildly for Zane's hot poem. He got a really cool chicken nugget necklace as a prize from the queen herself.

The queen's corgis drove into the kitchen with their sleek lamborghini and pumped up the tunes with their sweet stereo system.

Kai realised he dropped his pockets earlier and now they were lost forever. "I hate coconuts and quelling quinces..." he seethed, feeling fiery and melting Zane's poem (since it was made out of ice).

"Ninja are not good if they do hurtful things to poetry," explained Sensei Wu wisely. Now Kai finally understood the laws of all universes.

Nya nodded and kissed Jay. Jay took off the kiss and handed it to the Falcon.

"Why is this mine?" asked the Falcon through bird sign language.

Jay winked at the Falcon and it exploded. This was because Jay was such a really great wholesome lad with godly ethics.

Nya noted the explosion in her notebook. "I believe we need more burgers for such a success in our lives!" she said with water justice.

"Onion ring routine..." grumbled Cole, "with a broken antenna..."

"HOOOOOOOOO-ooooo-OOO!"

THE END