Captain Toad farting as usual kept him going but today he found himself in a particular problem: "I gotta make a doodoo!"
The rotten eggy smelly Toad Brigade captain didn't think too much when it came to needing the bathroom but alas his fart filled pants weren't able to contain its contents anymore.
"Doh where could it be?" Craptain Toad brapping about looked everywhere he could for a washroom to rest but being out in the wild made that difficult. "If I don't think any nearby I just might-"
Alas he luckily found an outhouse that was there in the nick of time. Braptain Toad wasted zero time for he felt the brown stains in his stinky poopy pants, dashing about and ditching the backpack since he was glad to get some wash in the restroom.
"Oh the bathroom; how I love it!" The Braptain Craptain admitted for the gassy Toad closed the door shut and proceeded to let loose the rancid contents of his dump truck, being at peace that there wasn't anyone present to feel his fungi fumes.