Hi. This is just something stupid I came up with. Probably not good but do I care? no. Do you care? Maybe, well I don't care about that either. Though I do care about the reviews. Can you tell me what ya think? Thanks.

Don't own stuff, like everything. I'm gonna go to this corner and cry for a bit now.*


Leo: Hey. What am I doing here? Did you want a piece of Captain McShizzle! *flexes non-existent muscles*

Harry: Who the hell are you! What am I doing here?! Is Voldemort back!

Leo: Hey dude! Just calm down. I'm Steaming Hot Leo Captain McShizzle Valdez! And who the heck names their child moldy wort?

Harry: I'm Harry. Wait … what?

Hazel: Um, Leo. What's going on? Who is that? Where are we?

Leo: Don't really know. I thought it was team Leo showing themselves but now, not so much.

Harry: Who the hell are you!?

Hazel: Oh, hi. I'm Hazel Levesque. You are?

Harry: I'm Harry Potter.

Nico: ah, what's going on.

Nico: *looks around*

Nico: *eyes land on Harry*

Nico: *points at Harry* YOU!

Harry: AH! *shrinks at death glare from Nico*

Nico: I've been looking for you! Wait …

Nico: *listens to someone inside his head*

Nico: Nevermind, dad let you of the hook because you saved the world. I'm Nico. Who are you?

Me: What are you doing here Nico?!

Me: We have specific criteria for you to be in this club.

Nico: I'm Nico di Angelo. I think I fit the criteria.

Me: Did you die and come back to life?

Nico: uuuuh …

Nico: Well, would you look at the time, I have to go. Bye

Nico: *shadow travels out*

Magnus: Whoa, what's going on.

Leo: I'm Captain Leo McShizzle Valdez. Apparently we are being forced into a club for people who have died and came back. Cool, right? Also who are you?

Magnus: I'm Magnus Chase.

Magnus: I think Annabeth mentioned a Leo Valdez. Are you the annoying firebug?

Leo: Well I can light myself on fire but I'm lost on where she got the annoying part from. I guess my hotness is too much for her. *sigh*

Hazel: How do you know Annabeth?

Magnus: Norse cousin

Leo: Why Norse?

Magnus: Dad's a Norse God.

Leo: Uh... Okay, I can work with that. Greek and Norse Gods. Okay, guess the Fates just hate us.

Hazel: Norse? Oh well. Defeating the Earth tones down surprises like these I guess.

Harry: CAN SOMEONE JUST EXPLAIN?!

Leo: What, and you're Egyptian?

Harry: What?! No! I'm a wizard!

Hazel: Are you an Egyptian wizard? Or a Norse one maybe, There aren't and Greek wizards apart from the children of Hecate and I haven't seen you around either camps.

Magnus: Nah, not Norse. Haven't seen him around. Then again I do live in a hotel for the dead soo... Are you alive?

Harry: Yeah! I'm pretty alive, and not Greek or Egyptian or Norse thanks. I'm just a wizard.

Leo: That clears that up. So what are we doing here?

Me: I don't even know. My weird brain just made me type this.