It was September 24th, 2022 and it was my 24th birthday today. I was in my new hometown of leesburg, Florida and I was having a good time. The boyfriend and the girlfriend came in and said, "happy 24th birthday, green infinity!" I said, "thanks, guys." Then, Pico, skid, pump and daddy dearest all came in and said, "happy 24th birthday, green infinity!" I said, "thanks, guys." Then, Myra and mommy mearest came in and said, "happy 24th birthday, green infinity!" I said, "thanks, guys." Then, monster, Senpai and spirit all came in and said, "happy 24th birthday, green infinity!" I said, "thanks, guys." Then, tabi and tankman came in and punched me in the face and said, "fuck you, green infinity!" I asked, "what the fuck is your problem?" And shoved tabi. Tankman shoved me and said, "back off, you little shit!" I growled at tankman and said, "don't fucking touch me." The girlfriend and the boyfriend said, "shit." And were scared shitless of tabi. Tabi said, "you suck and I don't like you." And flipped me the bird. I said, "well, fuck both of you too, tankman and tabi! You two are not invited to my birthday party!" And flipped them the double bird. Pico said, "let's go then, bitches!" And brought out his gun. Tabi touched me and I went apeshit as I beat the shit outta that fucker. We then got into a fistfight until Whitty, tricky the clown, hex, air, sarvente, Ruv, selever and rasazy all came in and separated us from each other. I was seeing red at this point and screamed, "FUCK YOU, TANKMAN AND FUCK YOU, TABI!" Whitty said, "dude, calm the fuck down! But, I agree with you." And went ballistic on tabi and tankman. Ruv said, "I'll break those bastards' legs for you, comrade." Ruv and whitty attacked tabi and tankman. Pico shot tankman and said, "don't fuck with us." I took pico's gun and shot tabi. The girlfriend started crying and I calmed down as I said, "oh shit! No! No! No! Tabi tried me first. It wasn't my fault." The boyfriend said, "no, you're good. It's that the girlfriend is afraid of tabi. And she's crying tears of relief." I said, "oh ok." Annie and garcello came in and asked, "what did we miss?" I said, "not much, guys." Hatsune miku, nene, Casandra, Darnell, Henry stickmin, Ellie rose, Charles Calvin, anders, carol roll, beach brother, Lila, shaggy, zardy, Matt and mr. Game and watch all came in and asked, "who's ready to party?" I said, "hell yeah!" We all had an awesome time and I asked, "where are we?" Everyone said, "at your house." I said, "oh yeah!" We all drank beer and sang the scooby-doo song drunk, thanks to shaggy. I got splatoon 3 and Pokémon legends arceus for my birthday and ate the entire birthday cake. The girlfriend stopped crying and said, "sorry. I'm just a crybaby sometimes. I said, "ok." I then went to my room with the girlfriend, mommy mearest, Myra, air, sarvente, rasazy, nene, casandra, hatsune miku, Ellie rose, carol roll and Lila and took their clothes off permanently. I took my clothes off temporarily and said, "let's get it on." I had sex with the 12 girls and after I climaxed on their backs and inside them, I tattooed myself on their full backs. They said, "that was fucking awesome, dude." I said, "goddamn right it was, babes." I cuddled with them in bed as we fell asleep and everyone else did the same. We all lived happily ever after. The end.