Steven is not fond of furries
By Sigma Toes
As a child Steven was a happy boy, he was always kind, joyful, and respectful. Until Steven's 12th Birthday when he was taking a piss at Chuck e Cheese and then he is viciously raped in the anus by a furry. Steven was never the same happy child ever again. Until 3.1246 years later Steven was sitting on the side of the road when he saw a family of four get scorched alive in a horrific car accident everything fell silent until it was broken by Steven laughing louder than he ever before. Every since the 'accident' Steven took great pleasure in watching videos of people brutally dying sometimes he laughs so hard he gets his dick hard and starts jerking off to ISIS execution videos. While Steven was watching the live performance of people dying, 4 furries came out of nowhere and began raping the charred bodies of the two dead children. Steven's violent laughter turned to shock as we watched the furries brutally rip the anus of a 5 year old child apart. Steven liked watching videos of people dying and Russian rape porn but he never witnessed an act so barbaric that he couldn't laugh at it. Steven walked away horrified at the acts of these savage subhuman garbage. Everyday he would see more 'legitimate articles' on instagram talking about the merciless furry attacks. Steven grew more and more angry until one day Steven got together all the money he had made from selling his classmates into sex?ual slavery and paid a homeless man to buy Steven an massive arsenal of weapons. Steven's target was "Rainfurest San Francisco:Electric Boogaloo the largest furry convention in the world, 50,000 people (if you could consider them human) were said to attend. Steven knew that these creatures from hell were ruining his personal enjoyment or horrific crimes and violence and realized that they would need to be wiped out. Steven had vast amounts of knowledge on how to use guns as he played dozens of hours CSGO, battlefield, and DOOM. Steven also stole several tons of chemicals and propane from his school; he used these materials to craft a bomb far more effective and efficient than the ones Eric and Dylan had created. At 1:00 AM Steven arrived at the convention center where the furry con would occur, he planted over 50 bombs that would detonate from 3:16 PM -3:33 PM. Steven waited in his truck in a parking garage next to the convention center. As he waited with anticipation he overlooked his extensive collection of weapons; 2 AK47s with 8 100 round drums, a short barrel pump action chainsaw shotgun with a pistol grip, an 8 round semi automatic shotgun, 2 glock 17's with 16 magazines, a desert Eagle with 2 magazines, 20 military grade HE grenades, a 20" noodle, 2 Mac 10s with high capacity magazines, an M249 with 300 rounds of ammunition, 2 XM42 flamethrowers filled with napalm, a Walther PPK, a crusader longsword, some pokemon cards, and a Tommy Gun. During his cleansing he would make use of a lightweight high protection vest, 2 duffel bags filled with weapons and ammo, a Coca Cola baseball cap and a natural selection T-shirt. As he waited he saw thousands of furries pile into the Moscone convention center. Steven, filled with anger, entered the convention center early at 3:15 PM he walked into the convention center with his equipment and fired his first rounds out of his Deagle the furries tried to escape through the exits but the first set of bombs detonated and the entrances collapsed killing 3,000 furries instantly. Steven lobs several grenades into crowds of furries attempting escape as Steven climbs to higher ground and sets up his light machine gun. Steven notices a pack of feral furies wielding sharpened Blu Rays of Zootopia they throw the Blu Rays towards Steven's neck but he used a well timed Slavic squat to dodge the projectiles as he grabs his deagle and shoots the furries in the head making their dumb fursuit heads explode. Steven uses the m429 and almost immediately runs out of ammo. He uses his 2 AK47s to kill vast amounts of furries attempting to escape up stairs, a few managed to avoid Steven's volley of bullets but Steven laughs because the furries know not of the next stages of his plan. Steven jumps down and shoves a shotgun up a furry's ass and completely obliterates the evil furry. Steven unloads more shotgun shells into escaping furries. When Steven was busy putting the filthy creatures down one of them grabbed the pump shotgun and aimed it at Steven and demanded Steven to drop his weapons and bring an end to the violence. Steven drops his auto shotgun and throws his duffel bags over to the furry as Steven begins to put his hands up he grabs into his pocket and pulls out 10 pokemon cards and throws them at the furry at such a high speed he decapitates the furry. Steven picks up the severed furry head and laughs as he kicks the furry head like a soccer ball into a ceiling fan destroying the fans as sparks come down from above. Steven kills nearly every furry on the first floor of the center as he noticed a furry fucking a dead body, Steven sneaks up behind the furry and shoves 5 grenades up its ass and runs away Steven sees that a small fire started from sparks hitting a fursuit. Steven looks at the time and sees that it was 3:33 and quickly escapes the building as Steven's final bombs detonate, collapsing the entire building killing every furry in the building. Steven is then teleported onto an empty city bus by a man in a suit. Alex Jones begins his speech, "Steven Quartz in the flesh. Or rather, in the Adidas tracksuit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons; most of them were illegally obtained. As for the tracksuit, I think you've earned it. The borderworld, San Francisco, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Steven. I have recommended your services to my employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive man, so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Wisely done, Mr. Quartz. I will see you up ahead." Alex Jones then steps out of the bus and Steven gets smacked in the head by a black woman and is knocked out.
The End