Part 1
Alien invasion of earth. War zone. The white house is a smouldering rubble. Jet fighters against UFOs overhead; giant mechanical alien spiders against the military below. The military is losing.
Ricks spaceship makes a landing with Rick and Morty rushing out towards a palm print activated detonator some distance away.
A UFO fires its laser; exploding the earth around Ricks spaceship; the spaceship goes airborne.
The spaceships shadow casts over Rick who turns to notice.
Too late. The spaceship crashes down upon Rick crushing his lower torso. Rick is dying; pinned down by his spaceship.
Morty: Rick!
Rick weak from pain and blood loss
Rick: Morty. I'm not going to make it, Morty. Take the knife from my coat pocket, Morty.
Morty searches and retrieves the knife.
Rick: Now cut off my hand and use it to activate the neutron detonator.
Morty: I can't. I can't do it, Rick.
Sounds of the war in the background.
Rick: Morty. You can do it, Morty. Believe in yourself.
A scared Morty presses the knife against Rick wrist.
Rick instantly switches tones to normal angry.
Rick: What the f*** are you doing, Morty?
Rick yanks his outstretched arm away from Morty. He lifts the spaceship away from his torso as though it were weightless and gets to his feet.
Rick: End the simulation.
The entire scenery de materializes. It was a simulation. Rick and Morty are in a simulation room.
Scene cuts to - the Smith home living room. Summer sits watching television; Beth sits reading a book.
An angry and frustrated Rick storms into the room followed by Morty.
Summer: How'd he do?
Rick: Failed.
Rick is beside himself. He lights a cigarette to calm his nerves. Morty looks upset.
Summer: How?
Rick: Morty wanted to cut off MY HAND to activate the neutron detonator.
Summer: Ouch.
Beth: Did he try using the reverse chronosphere?
Rick: No.
Beth: Why didn't he use the reverse chronosphere?
Rick: I don't know, Beth. Why don't you ask him yourself.
Beth: Morty. Why didn't you use the reverse chronosphere?
Morty upset bewildered; unable to answer.
Jerry enters the room with a plate of food for himself.
Jerry: What happened?
Summer: Morty failed.
Jerry: Did he use to the reverse chronosphere?
Summer: He was going to cut Ricks hand off to active the neutron detonator.
Jerry: Well that would have killed him as well.
Summer: I know right.
Rick: See Morty. This is why I don't take you on serious missions with me. I just can't trust you to do the right thing.
The end of Part 1
Part 2
A pleasant sunny day at the park. Rick and Morty leisurely sit on the grass in the midst of conversation.
Rick: Wrong again, Morty. The correct answer was to shoot the hostage. Lets try another one.
Morty: Jeez, Rick. What's the point of all this?
Rick: Morty. I'm not going to be around you all the time to tell you what to do. At some point in your life, you're going to have to learn to think for yourself.
Morty rolls his eyes.
Rick: Alright, next question. A runaway train will hit a school bus filled with children if you don't do anything. From where you are situated, you can switch the train track and divert its path, but it will be sent on a collision course with a few construction workers performing road maintenance. Whichever your choice will mean certain death for either party. What do you do?
Morty thinks.
Morty: I make the switch. For the greater good, right?
Rick shakes his head 'no'
Rick: Wrong answer. It was a trick question. The survival of neither party benefits you in any way, so you shouldn't waste any time or attention on it.
Morty: That feels wrong.
Rick: Morty. People do it all the time. Everyday on the news, there's report of some tragedy or injustice in the world and most people just change the channel and tune it out.
A shot of a homeless person pushing a cart.
Morty: But I'm in a position to do something.
Rick: Everyone's in a position to do something. It's only a question of how much effort anyone is willing to make to do it.
Rick: Primary objective in life. Look after yourself and your own interest. With everything going on around you, there is only so much you can do. So focus on the things you can do and don't concern yourself with the things you can't.
Morty: But I want to help.
Rick: That weakness will be exploited by your enemies if given the chance. Morty, you're not superman. You can't save everyone.
Morty, with a look of disagreement, contemplates.
The voice of a girl in the distance.
Girl: Hey heads up.
A volley ball hits Morty on the head.
The girl approaches Morty; it's Jessica.
Morty stands to his feet, holding the ball.
Girl: Sorry about that. Are you okay?
Morty: It's okay. I'm okay. I have a thick head.
The girl smiles.
Girl: You're Morty, right? We go to school together. I'm Jessica.
Morty: Yes, I know.
Rick stand up.
Morty: Oh, this is Rick. He's my grandfather.
Rick smiles at the girl.
Girl: Hi.
Rick: Pleasure to meet you.
Morty and the girl exchange awkward silence.
Girl: Can I have my ball back?
Morty: Oh, right. Sure.
Morty gives the girl the ball. She turns and walks away.
Rick and Morty leave the park walking.
Morty: That was Jessica. I like Jessica.
Rick: Yes, I can see that.
The end of Part 2
Part 3
CHOO CHOO. The sound of a space train as it pulls up to station. At a bustling space train port, passengers move to and fro about their business, boarding and exiting space trains.
In the cockpit of a space train, pilots prepare for take off. Passengers seated and settled. Stewardesses awaiting.
And it's a go; the space train exits the space train port and journeys into a colorful gaseous nebula of clouds.
Another seemly routine flight. Out of the clouds, Summers spaceship appears. It flanks the cockpit of the space train.
The space train pilots look over in confusion to Summer who waves lovingly at the pilots.
Side windows of Summers spaceship wind down revealing Rick and Morty in Apollo astronaut space suits pointing M-16 assault rifles. They fire into the cockpit; shattering the windshield and killing the pilots.
They are in. Rick and Morty in the cockpit of the space train. Keep the train moving. Rick give the okay signal to Summer who then flies away into the clouds.
Rick: Okay Morty. You ready for this?
Morty, with headphones on beneath his space helmet, is focused on selecting a song to play from his smartphone.
Rick shakes his head in annoyance.
To the rap song 'Bad, Bad Man' by John Cena, Rick and Morty raid the passengers of the space train.
Out from the passenger compartment doors.
A stewardess in shock as Rick appears. Rick fires, killing the stewardess.
Rick turns his attention to the passengers.
Rick: Ladies and gentlemen. May I have your attention. This is a robbery. Please remain calm and cooperate and you might leave here alive.
Rick points his rifle at two passengers.
Rick: You and you. Start gathering.
Rick tosses bags at the two passengers. They start going down the row of seats, collecting other passengers possessions.
Rick to passengers.
Rick: Everything in the bag, people. Everything you have goes in the bag.
A passengers attempts to make a phone call. Rick spots him.
Rick: Hey!
Rick aims and fires; killing the passenger.
Rick: No phone calls!
Rick turns to Morty.
Rick: Morty. Watch em.
Morty nods.
While Morty oversees the robbing of the passengers, Rick makes his way down the rows of seats to the next compartment of the space train.
Cut to - the interior of a vault compartment of the space train. Dead guards on the floor. Two people in Apollo astronaut space suits with M-16 assault rifles, with one of them kneeling over a dead guard, holding him up by the throat.
Astronaut 1: Open the f***ing safe!
Astronaut 2: It's no use. He's dead.
Rick appears.
Rick: What's going on?
The astronauts open their helmet visors revealing them to be Rick clones.
Astronaut 2: We can't open the safe. Rick shot the guard with the combination.
Rick: Have you tried hard jamming the system?
Astronaut 2: We can't. It's a Morison 5-50. The dial plate lock is on a three way step counter. A half a million permutations on a seven hour auto reset.
Astronaut 1: Looks like the job's a bust.
Rick gets frustrated.
Rick: F***. Alright, lets go to plan B.
Astronaut 2: Plan B?
Rick pulls a large revolver handgun; fires, killing both Rick clones.
Rick: Plan B.
Cut to - the interior of a spaceship docking bay compartment of the space train. A Rick clone in an Apollo astronaut space suit leans beside a spaceship.
Rick appears.
Rick: Is the jet ready?
Astronaut 3: Yeah. Where is everyone?
Rick: They're on the way. Get the engine ready for take off.
Astronaut 3 nods.
Scene cuts to - back at the passenger compartment. Morty is overseeing the gathering of valuables.
Rick appears.
Rick: Hey Morty!
EXPLOSION emanating from an adjacent room rocks the passenger compartment. Alarms sirens goes off. Passengers scream. Morty scared confused.
Rick without missing a beat.
Rick: Come help me with something.
Scene cuts to - the interior of the vault compartment of the space train exploded out. Smoke and debris. Charred bodies.
Rick and Morty appear. They loot the vault.
Scene cuts to - the passenger compartment. Morty finishes gathering bags of valuables. Rick is at a wall panel, trying to rewire the electronics.
Rick spots a woman attempting to make a phone call.
Rick: Morty. 28 G. Take care of it.
Morty makes his way down the row of seats to the terrified woman.
Morty sees the terrified woman and hesitates.
Rick finishes his work on the electronics.
Rick: Morty. Morty. Come on, Morty. Hurry up. Lets go.
Morty begrudgingly knocks the woman out with the butt of his rifle.
Morty gathers and hauls the bags of loot to Rick and they both exit the passenger compartment.
A passenger comments to Morty.
Passenger: You won't get away with this.
Scene cuts to - the interior of the spaceship docking bay compartment of the space train. A Rick clone in an Apollo astronaut space suit stands beside a spaceship.
Rick appears rushing forwards with bags of loot over his shoulder. He fires; killing the Rick clone.
Morty, lagging behind, appears with bags of loot over his shoulder.
Rick and Morty enter the spaceship and it's a go. Success. The spaceship roars out and away from the space train as the space trains flaming vault compartment begins to explode.
The end of Part 3
Part 4
Close up shot of a record player spinning. A hand sets the needle and the song 'Never knew love like this before' by Stephanie Mills begins to play.
In a sleazy motel room, a space hooker lays seductively bored across a bed. Rick appears from the bathroom in a robe. From a bar stand, Rick attempts to entertain the space hooker by preparing a cocktail for himself. The space hooker yawns. Rick de-robes naked. The space hooker looks on. Rick dons an Apollo astronaut space suit helmet. The space hooker smiles.
Scene cuts to - Morty, arms crossed, leaning beside the wall outside the entrance of the sleazy motel, observing the night life. Rick, in good spirits, appears from the entrance doors. He lights a cigarette for himself, and they both walk down the alien street.
Rick: Okay, now I'm hungry. What time is it? (checks wristwatch). How about we get some pancakes? Morty, you up for some pancakes? Pancakes, Morty.
They continue walking down the alien street.
Next scene. Close up shot of a roasted turkey being taken out of the oven. In the Smith home kitchen, Beth checks the temperature of the turkey.
Beth: Almost ready.
Scene cuts to - the Smith home garage. Rick sits beside a desk, cleaning his large revolver handgun with a cloth. Morty, at a foldout table, sorting the valuables stolen from the train robbery.
Rick hands Summer a tray of valuables and she leaves the garage.
Rick: You did pretty good out there, Morty. Not perfect, but good.
Morty acknowledges with a look.
Rick: Hey Morty. Catch.
Rick tosses a jeweled necklace to Morty.
Rick: For a job well done. It's yours. That gem alone is worth more than everything there on the table.
Rick: Morty. Come over here. I want to show you something.
Rick stands up. Morty moves beside Rick at the desk.
Rick: Behold. Isn't it something?
Rick and Morty looking at a painting laid on the desk.
Morty: Um.. Yeah. What is it?
Rick: Portrait of the Maternal Universe. Beautiful.
Morty 'doesn't get it' expression. Rick explains himself.
Rick: I suppose my judgment is biased by sentimentality. This painting belonged to a friend of mine. Long before you were born, when I was in the service, I was stationed at Zemont Harbor, somewhere in a galaxy far far away. We were attacked by the Barfen Legion, me and my crew mates. I was the only survivor, marooned and badly injured. A fisherman found me, rescued me from almost certain death. Brought me into his home, where he and his family nursed me to health. The family took a liking to me right away. I liked them as well.
Rick: The family knew full well who I was. Harboring an enemy was a criminal offense punished by death, and they could have easily turned me over to the Barfen authorities, but they didn't. I've never experienced such altruistic kindness in my life.
Rick: After the war, I returned to find them, but by then the Barfens had swept through and liquidated the whole village. This painting hung above the fireplace where they would prepare their meals to feed themselves and me.
Morty: Are you for real, Rick? You never told me you went to war?
Rick: God damn it, Morty. It's a beautiful story for a beautiful painting. Lets leave it at that, okay.
Morty rolls his eyes.
Rick: This is going to look great hung above the refuse repurposer.
Beths voice from a distance.
Beth: Dinner's ready.
Scene cuts to - the dinning room. Rick and Morty enter.
Beth: Happy fathers day, dad!
Beth gives Rick a hug and kiss. Summer gives Rick a hug.
Summer: Happy fathers day, Rick.
They have a seat at the table (Rick, Morty, Summer, Jerry) while Beth serves.
Rick: I was just telling Morty about the time I was stationed at Zemont Harbor.
Jerry: Another one of your war stories, Rick?
Jerry, with a smirk, looks at Summer. Summer rolls her eyes.
Rick: Um.. Yeah. Well, like I was telling Morty. After my tour of the Trimulec Savana, I was stationed at Zemont Harbor..
Jerry: I thought you were assigned Rock Hill after the tour.
Jerry looks at Summer. Summer smiles.
Rick: No Jerry. If I recall correctly, Rock Hill was where my company was transferred after the tour, but before my assignment at Zemont Harbor.
Beth: Well, continue the story, dad.
Rick: Remember the family that took me in?
Beth: Yeah.
Rick: Remember the painting?
Beth: Portrait of the multiverse.
Rick: Maternal universe. Portrait of the Maternal Universe.
Beth nods.
Rick: I got it. After all these years. I finally got it. I thought I would never see that painting again in my life.
Beth hugs Ricks.
Beth: Oh great for you, dad. I'm so happy for you. I remember how much that painting meant to you. I'm happy to see you this happy.
Beth has a seat at the table.
Beth: Well, what a wonderful way to start a meal. Let's eat.
The family begins dinner.
Summer: Any plans after dinner, Rick.
Rick: I think I'm just going to stay home and relax for the night.
Beth: Don't forget to save room for dessert. We have apple pie.
The end of Part 4
Part 5
In a smoke filled poker room, Rick (in a robe) and several naked Rick clones have been playing a game of Russian roulette. Two naked Rick clones already dead, slumped in their seats around a poker table. Rick stands at a liquor cabinet, making himself a drink. The last Rick clone with a large revolver handgun, seated at the table.
Rick casually points to his mouth. The Rick clone narrows his eyes in annoyance; he puts the barrel of the handgun in his mouth.
Close up shot of Rick as he drinks. BANG - the sound of gunfire.
Next scene. Rick, whistling, casually strolls into the family kitchen to the refrigerator. He helps himself to some apple pie.
To the dinning room, Rick (with plate of apple pie) finds Morty seated at the dinning table (with a plate of apple pie), noticeably sad, focused in thought.
Rick: Morty. What are you doing up this late?
Morty: I.. I couldn't sleep.
Rick: Something on your mind?
Morty: Its.. Its the woman..
Rick: What woman?
Rick eats some apple pie.
Morty: The one on the train.
Rick with a mouthful of apple pie.
Rick: Which one?
Morty looking down, focused in thought.
Morty: The look on her face. That look of fear. That visceral feeling of terror has created an impression in my eyes. Like a permanent scar to my eyes that I cannot un-see. At that moment in time, I was death. I was God in total control of her life. Whether she lived or died. It was my choice to make.
Morty: I don't know if I can do this anymore, Rick. I don't know what to do.
Morty looks up and Rick is not there.
Rick re-enters from the kitchen with a glass of milk.
Rick: Oh I'm sorry, Morty. I was just getting some milk. What were you saying?
Morty: Nothing.. Never mind. I'm going to go to bed. You want the rest of this.
Morty stands up and hands Rick his plate of apple pie before proceeding to walk away to his room upstairs.
As Morty walks upstairs.
Rick: Morty. You know what will help you sleep? A glass of milk.
The end of Part 5
Part 6
From blackness - the frame un-fades to a slow motion shot of a high school on fire.
A close up shot of an American flag on a flag pole burning in the wind. The shot dissolves into a close up shot of Ricks face: wearing 'cool guy' sunglasses, smoking a cigarette.
Rick is lounging shirtless on a lawn chair, enjoying a beer bottle on the front lawn of the Smith house while Morty is busy washing and drying Ricks spaceship parked in front of the garage. The garage door is up.
Rick looks over to Morty who is detailing the spaceship with a brush.
Rick: Morty. You're going to need a five eighths brush for that. The one you have is too big.
Morty looks at a tray of cleaning supplies, shrugs his shoulders in confusion.
Rick, annoyed, gets up and walks beside Morty, searching through the tray of cleaning supplies.
Rick: Hmm.. Alright. I think I have one in the garage.
Rick leaves to the garage momentarily.
The sound of a delivery van stopping.
Rick returns with a brush; handing it to Morty.
Rick: Here you go, Morty.
Rick spots a delivery man with a long rectangular package at the Smith front door and intercepts just before the delivery man pushs the doorbell.
Rick rushing to the deliver man.
Rick: I got it.
Rick signs for the package and carries it into the garage.
Morty resumes detailing the spaceship, before Rick calls him over.
Rick: Hey Morty. Come here.
Morty enters the garage and sees Rick holding a big sniper rifle.
Rick: Check it out. Pretty cool, huh? You know what this is?
Morty: An A S 50 semi-automatic anti-material precision rifle with a fifty caliber five round capacity adjustable to explosive or incendiary ammunition.
Rick: Um.. yeah. Morty. How do you know so much about this gun?
Morty: Call of duty, black ops 4.
Rick: What?.. What is that, a television program?
Beths voice in a distance.
Beth: Morty. Morty.
From the view of inside the garage, Beth appears beside Ricks spaceship.
Rick swiftly and discretely sets the big sniper rifle in a case on a table, closes the case, and covers the case with a tarp.
Beth looks around before spotting Morty in the garage. She approaches inside.
Beth: Morty. When you're done over here, I need you upstairs moving a few boxes.
Rick: It's okay, Beth. You can have him. I'll finish it myself.
Beth: Are you sure, dad?
Rick: Yeah, yeah. Morty did a good job.
Rick: Hey Morty. How about we get some ice cream afterwards, if that is okay with your mom?
Beth: Yeah, that seems fine.
Rick: Great. Well, don't just stand there, Morty. Hurry up and move those boxes. Ice cream, Morty. Ice cream.
Morty leaves the garage.
Rick: You raised a good kid, Beth.
Beth: Thanks dad.
The end of Part 6
Part 7
Shot of a tidal locked planet of extreme contrast: half desert, half snow.
Cut to - POV of a sniper scope as it comes into focus - Morty carrying a watermelon appears in its cross hairs.
Ricks voice: Good. Good.
Cut to - where Morty is situated - beside a wrecked spaceship on a desert plain in the middle of nowhere.
From a walky talky radio on Mortys person.
Ricks voice: Okay. Right there, Morty.
Morty sets the watermelon on top of the wrecked spaceship.
Ricks voice: Alright, good. Now get back here.
Cut to - where Rick is situated - some distance away, aiming a large sniper rifle. Rick is dressed for the occasion; wearing a baseball cap, sun glasses, earmuffs, t shirt. Squanchy (dressed for the occasion) stands beside a prone Rick.
Morty joins Rick and Squanchy.
Rick: Here, Morty. Get some earmuffs.
Rick points to a duffel bag on the ground. Morty puts on earmuffs.
Rick: Now watch this.
BOOM - Rick fires the rifle, exploding the watermelon off in the distance.
Morty and Squanchy erupt in a wail of excitement. Rick smiles in satisfaction.
Rick fires a round of shots; exploding various targets set up beforehand.
Morty with a big smile.
Rick: Alright, Morty. Your turn.
Morty is a prone position, aiming the rifle, with Rick guiding Morty through it.
Rick: You comfortable, Morty?
Morty: Yeah.
Rick: The scope is already calibrated for you. See that red target to the right of the trashcan?
Morty: Yeah.
Rick: Try to hit that. Steady your aim. Relax, breathe gently. Squeeze the trigger slowly when you are ready.
Morty fires the rifle - BOOM - the target explodes.
Squanchy looks impressed. Rick looks proud.
Rick: Great shot, Morty. Now next time I want you to..
An animal howl interrupts Ricks. Off on the snowy side of the plain, a beautiful unicorn is emerging from hibernation from beneath the snow. Rick spots it with binoculars.
Rick in a whisper.
Rick: Morty. Morty. Over there.
Rick points. Morty sets his sniper scope sights at the unicorn.
Rick: You see it?
Morty nods.
Rick: Take the shot.
Morty aims - fires the rifle - BOOM
From behind binoculars, Rick frowns in disappointment. The sound of gunfire startles the unicorn, it flies away, leaving a trail of rainbow glitter.
Morty: I'm sorry, Rick.
Rick: It's okay, Morty. It's okay. The scope probably wasn't adjusted properly. There will be plenty of unicorn to shoot at later.
Morty: Really?
Rick: No. Actually, unicorn are extremely rare and we'll probably never see another living one in our entire natural lives. Morty, I was just trying to cheer you up.
Morty: Thanks, Rick.
Rick: You're welcome, Morty.
Rick: Alright, what time is it (checks wristwatch). You up for some ice cream, or do you want to shoot some more guns first?
Morty: Guns.
Rick smiles.
Montage of Rick, Morty and Squanchy shooting various guns at targets out in the desert.
The end of Part 7.
Part 8
From exploding targets out in the desert - the shot dissolves into a shot of planet Earth. Ricks spaceship parked on the moon. Within, Rick and Morty are reclined in their chairs looking out at Earth, enjoying bowls of ice cream.
Rick: You get enough ice cream, Morty?
Morty: Yeah. Thanks for the ice cream, Rick.
Rick: My pleasure, Morty.
Rick: Pretty impressive view, huh?
Morty: Yeah.
Rick: Puts it all in perspective..
Morty: Hey Rick.
Rick: Yes Morty?
Morty: What do you think this is all about?
Rick: What are we talking about here?
Morty: Life and.. everything.
Rick: Morty.. I've traveled galaxies. Been to the furthest corners of the universe. Seen and interacted with all manner of living organism imaginable. And from all my journey and adventure, what I've discovered for myself.. is that there's no place like home.
Rick smiles to Morty. Morty smiles.
Rick: Earth may not be the prettiest planet. It's inhabitants may not all be.. quality beings, but it's still home. It's where I grew up in. Where I raised Beth. It's where Beth raised you.
Rick: Through it all I've come to appreciate that in this cold vastness of space separating worlds of strangers, family will be there for you IF you are there for them. So treat them well.
Rick: Enjoying your ice cream, Morty.
Morty: Yeah.
Morty: Hey Rick.
Rick: Yes Morty?
Morty: I have to pee.
Rick: (deep sigh) Alright.. Let me find you a bottle or something to go in.
Rick says as he leans over to the floor of the backseat.
The end of Part 8.
Part 9
Morty sleeps in his bedroom.
Glowing blue light particles begin to slowly fill the dark room, forming an image of a giant Rick head in front of Mortys bed. Rick has created a holographic projection like in the movie Star Wars.
Rick head: Morty. Morty wake up.
Morty still asleep.
Rick head: MORTY!
Morty is startled awake. Still groggy.
Morty: Huh.. What?. What is it?
Rick head: We have a mission to do.
Rick head: Reptilian Mongoloids from the planet Delta Prime have been secretly impersonating townspeople with an evil duplicate doppelganger. We have to stop them tonight.
Morty: Huh..
Rick head: MORTY!
Morty: Alright.. Alright.. I'm getting up.
Rick head: Suit up and report to the ready room for full debriefing on the situation. Rick out.
The giant blue holographic projection of Ricks head de-materializes from Mortys bedroom.
Morty, in a seated position on the edge of his bed, rolls his eyes in grief.
Next scene. In the ready room (lockers, bench, cabinets filled with guns), Rick and Morty are dressed in black SWAT gear. Morty still gearing up while Rick gathers guns.
Morty: Where's Summer?
Rick: Just you and me tonight, Morty.
Rick says as he hands Morty a gun. Morty inspects.
Rick: Remember the saying, 'while the city sleeps..'
Morty joins in.
Rick and Morty: 'we rule the streets.'
Rick: Morty.
Rick tosses Morty something. In Mortys hands - a spiderman mask.
Rick puts on a batman mask.
Rick: I'm batman. Now lets go save the world.
Next scene. In the middle of the night. In a strangers home.
In a bedroom, a man lays shot dead in the bed. Rick going through a dresser drawer for things to steal.
In a babys room, Morty enters, gun drawn.
To a baby crib, Morty looks down to the sight of a sleeping baby. The baby wakes, looks at Morty peacefully for a moment before it begins to cry.
The babys mother appears behind Morty, hitting Morty over head with a large object. Morty falls, hitting his head at the edge of the baby crib, then to the ground. Morty is knocked out.
When Morty comes to, he is facing the barrel of a gun. The mother is aiming Mortys gun at him. The mothers face in scared rage. Mortys face hidden behind a spiderman mask.
BANG BANG - the sound of gunfire. The mother drops dead. Rick has shot the mother in the back of her head and body from outside the room. Rick enters the room.
Rick: You okay?
Morty getting up. Rubbing the back of his head.
Morty: Yeah..
Rick hands Morty his gun.
Rick: Watch yourself.
Morty: Thanks..
Rick and Morty look down the crib at the crying baby.
Rick: Morty. Go check the other rooms. I'll finish it up here.
Morty: Yeah.. Okay Rick.
Morty leaves the room.
From the view of outside the babys room. Rick closes the door.
From the sound of a crying baby - BANG - the sound of gunfire. No more crying.
Scene cuts to - the interior of Ricks spaceship. Morty already seated. Rick enters.
Rick: Alright. One down.
Rick says as he crosses off a name from a paper list of names.
Rick: Buckle up, Morty. It's going to be a long night.
Morty rolls his eyes in grief.
To the song 'I want to be sedated' by the Ramones, montage of Rick and Morty raiding homes and apartments like a SWAT team, killing it's occupants.
The end of Part 9.
Part 10
The sun rises on the city. Rick and Morty (dressed in SWAT) stand beside Ricks spaceship parked at a McDonalds parking lot. They silently eat fast food after a long night of activity.
Morty leaves to a trashcan to dispose of his trash.
Rick sees - from across the street - a SWAT van pull up in front of a building with SWAT officers filing out. They break into the building and storm in.
Rick watches with an expression of contemplative daydream on his face. He chews his meal slowly.
Morty returns. He looks at Rick whose gaze is transfixed across the street. Morty is puzzled before looking across the street to the scene as SWAT officers apprehend a person into an awaiting police car.
Rick finishes his meal, crumples the wrapper into a ball and throws it to the ground.
Rick and Morty enter the spaceship and it leaves the McDonalds parking lot.
Next scene. The Smith home. In the living room, Summer is watching television. The television broadcasts the program 'Wheel of Fortune'.
From the television set.
Contestant: I would like to solve the puzzle - 'Hidden in plain sight'.
Host: That is right.
Summer looks bored.
Beths voice from a distance.
Beth: Summer. Dinners ready.
Summer turns off the television and joins Beth and Jerry in the dinning room for dinner.
The doorbell rings.
Summer: I got it, mom.
Summer leaves the room momentarily before rejoining Beth and Jerry for dinner.
Beth: Summer. Who was that at the door?
Summer: Some guy looking for Rick. I told him he had the wrong house.
Beth pauses.
Beth: Good.
Beth, Jerry and Summer resume dinner.
The end of Part 10.
Part 11
Shot of the planet on Dimension 35 - C (the pilot episode of Rick and Morty).
Cut to - close up shot of grappling shoes scaling up a surface. Morty is awkwardly scaling up a mega tree for mega seeds. Rick watches Morty some distance away from the mega tree.
Morty reaches his hand out for a dangling mega seed.
Suddenly, a green portal opens from the sky and Ricks spaceship rockets out in a downward trajectory. It crashes into the base of the mega tree which Morty is scaling.
The tree rocks, dropping mega seeds, before breaking at the base. It falls over, taking Morty with it.
From Ricks spaceship, the door opens, empty beer cans and bottles spills out to the floor, and a drunk and angry Rick exits the vehicle.
From Mortys vantage, he is pinned beneath branches of the mega tree. Struggling to free himself, he sees 'angry Rick' confront Rick. The confrontation of yelling escalates into shoving.
Morty frees himself from beneath the branches and approaches the arguing Ricks. He stands in confusion.
'Angry Rick' turns and spots Morty.
Angry Rick: Morty.
Morty looks wide eyed at the two Ricks.
Angry Rick. Morty. Come with me. We're going home.
Morty: Rick.. What is going on?
Before Rick can answer.
Angry Rick: I'M your real Rick!
Morty looks confuses.
Angry Rick: Morty.. Come on. Give me your hand, Morty.
Morty doesn't move.
Angry Rick: Give me your f***ing hand!
Morty looks scared.
'Angry Rick' is suddenly tackled by Rick to the ground. They fight.
Rick: Run, Morty! Run!
Morty runs away.
'Angry Rick' pulls a laser gun from his coat and shoots Rick. Rick falls back, stunned by the blast.
'Angry Rick' gets to his feet. He pulls a bola launcher from his coat, aims and shoots at a running Morty.
The bola ropes tie Morty up in mid run. Morty crashes forward, hitting the ground.
Morty struggles to free himself from the ropes. He looks up to see 'angry Rick' looming over him in contempt.
Angry Rick: Stupid kid.
The end of Part 11
Part 12
'Angry Rick' carries a tied up and gagged Morty over his shoulder to his spaceship.
Angry Rick: That's the last time I leave you alone in a parallel dimension..
'Angry Rick' mutters as he dumps Morty in the backseat of the spaceship beside a pile of empty beer bottles and cans.
An injured stunned Rick crawls toward 'angry Rick'.
Rick: By order of Rick, chapter 12, section B, paragraph 13. To settle dispute over the matter of claims to this Morty, I hereby challenge you to a duel to the death. As an acting member, you must accept this challenge.
'Angry Rick' pauses, narrows his eyes and grits is teeth.
Next scene - Pistol duel.
On the plain field of the colorful planet, the Ricks stand back to back, weapons held up beside their faces - Rick with a large revolver handgun, 'angry Rick' with a laser gun.
Between them in the distance is Ricks spaceship. Morty tied up in the backseat watches on.
Rick: Ten paces.
Angry Rick: Ten paces.
The Ricks separate, counting ten paces aloud as they go (Rick walking with a limp as he is still injured).
As the Ricks separate, Morty squirms his way to the drivers seat of the spaceship. In an attempt to do something, looks around the control panel.
Ricks: Ten!
Quickly, the Ricks turn to face each other, aiming their respective weapons.
In quick action - 'angry Rick' fires - hitting Rick (whose aim is now misdirected) - Rick fires before collapsing - penetrating the windshield of Ricks spaceship - the continuous sound of vehicle horn follows.
From inside Ricks spaceship, 'angry Rick' opens the door to see Morty slumped face down on the steering column. Blood dripping downward from his face.
Angry Rick narrows his eyes.
Angry Rick: Well f*** me.
Angry Rick: Alright. I changed my mind. You can have him.
Angry Rick says has he pulls the dead head shot Morty from his spaceship. He drops the tied up body to the ground.
Angry Rick: I'll just pick up a new one at the Citadel.
Angry Rick enters his spaceship.
Angry Rick: F***. There's blood on the seat and everything. Now I have to get this all cleaned.
Angry Rick stares at the cracked windshield.
Angry Rick: F*** my life.
Angry Rick: Well you did this to yourself, Rick. You did this all to yourself..
Angry Rick says as he starts up the spaceship. The spaceships takes off and exits through a green portal leaving dead Morty and a dying Rick in its wake.
A dying Rick crawls to Morty. Tears streaming from his eyes, he covers Morty with his body.
Rick: Morty.. Morty.. I'm so sorry, Morty. I'm so sorry..
Rick: You'll be okay, Morty. You'll be okay..
The end of Part 12
Part 13
From a wide shot of Rick and Morty - the shot dissolves into a shot of clear blue sky. The song 'Somewhere over the rainbow' by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole begins to play.
On a deserted tropical beach, Morty (dressed in swim trunks) is building a sand castle.
Off in the distance, a figure walks down the shoreline. It's Rick (dressed in swim trunks). A gentle smile on his face.
Rick joins Morty and they both continue building the sand castle.
Rick taps Morty on the shoulder and points off to the distance. Morty turns to sees a herd of beautiful unicorn running majestically in the sky above the ocean water. Leaving a trail of rainbow glitter.
Slow motion shots of the running unicorn.
Close up shot of Mortys face as he watches in awe. Morty smiles.
Frame fades to white as music fades out - frame un-fades to Mortys face as he opens his eyes. Morty (head bandaged) is laying in a hospital bed. Silence and the rhythmic beeps of vital sign machinery.
An alien nurse turns from an adjacent patients bed to face Morty.
Nurse: Why good morning.
The nurse smiles. She reads the vital sign machinery before leaving the room.
Morty reaches up to his head and feels the bandages. He notices the wires connecting him to the vital sign machinery.
Morty looks over at the other patient beside him. It's not Rick.
Morty sees - out the door of the room, across the hallway, through the door of an adjacent room - Rick (eyes closed) laying in a hospital bed.
Scene cuts to - the room Rick is in. Morty enter, stops, stares at Rick in worry.
A nurse tending to Rick turns and is startled by Morty. Before she can say anything, an alien doctor enters and converses with the nurse.
Morty stares at Rick.
The nurse directs the doctors attention to Morty.
Doctor: Morty Smith. I'm doctor Brawnson.
Morty, focused on Rick, doesn't respond.
Doctor: Your grandfather experienced quite a shock. We currently have him in stable condition. You're lucky to be alive yourself.
Doctor: The bullet we pulled from your head didn't penetrate to your brain tissue. You have an exceptionally thick skull, Morty.
Doctor: The wound should heal completely in a couple of weeks. Aside from a cracked skull, there doesn't appear to be any permanent physical damage.
The doctor kneels to eye level with Morty. Morty still focused on Rick.
Doctor: Morty. With your permission, I would like to keep you in observational study for a few months. Your cranial structure is amazing.
Rick begins to wake. Morty approaches closer, ignoring the doctor.
A weak Rick looks at Morty and smiles.
Mortys eyes swell with tears. He quickly hugs Rick, startling him.
The song 'Somewhere over the rainbow' by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole begins to play again from where it left off.
Wide shot of Rick and Morty hugging in the hospital room.
the end.
credits roll
end credit scene begins.
In the ready room, Rick is in the midst of dressing up in black SWAT gear when an angry Morty storms in the room.
Morty: Did you set fire to the school?
Rick: Which school?
Morty: My high school!
Rick: Oh.. Oh yeah.. Yes.
Morty: Why?!
Rick: The Reptilians were planning a full scale assault and using the school as their home base of operations. We went over this already during the debriefing. Don't you remember?
Morty calms down, confused, thinks.
Rick: Anyway, it's a good thing you're here. I need your help.
Rick: Stat Com Intel reports a political traitor in our midst. It appears the mayor of the city has been corrupted and is working with the Reptilians to subvert the functionings of the federal government. I am under high orders by the president himself to take out this threat to our nation. For the safety and security of America, Morty.
Rick: You're a better shot than me. Grab the sniper rifle and lets go save the world.
Rick tosses Morty a mask - in his hands a Ronald Regan mask.
Rick puts on Richard Nixon mask.
Rick: I am not a crook. Now lets go kill the mayor.
Rick and Morty (carrying a sniper rifle) leave the room.
The frame pans to a shot of the Portrait of the Maternal Universe hanging on the wall. The song 'Swing on a star' by Bing Crosby begins to play.