Hello dear people! How're you all? I'm back again, this time, with a new TyHil and KaiOC one-shot, stage show. It's been a while since I wrote something humorous for TyHil, so here it goes.

I dedicate this one-shot wholeheartedly to Cutetyhil who's been the 1st reviewer of my 100th fic, "Thirst". Dear Simy, once again, from the core of my heart, I thank you for your continuous support and appreciation. If I didn't get it, I don't think I would be able to make my first century in this site, bestie. In all my success, you have a large amount of credit too. If I don't give you it, it will be a sin for me. Thanks a lot for everything, dearie! *Hugs you*

Before starting, I would like to reply to the guest reviewers of "I don't have to have you" here:

Serena: Hi dude, nice to meet you. Thank you so much for your review. I know that the 2nd chapter was quite heartbreaking but what to do, sometimes, I cannot control my own hands. Don't worry, in my other fics, Kai will get happier roles, either with Hilary or with any OC. Thanks again :)

SamOlive Witch: Hello sweetheart! How're you? Say what? You couldn't take that emotion? (Thank goodness, you didn't read "All truths shouldn't be spoken", "Blood roses", "Checkmate" written by me. Besides, what will we do when you'll get to read "Scars of time" which is also a TyHilKai triangle-like story to be posted by me in August? ;D). Actually, Simy is expert in these things, I'm only a rookie. You can say that I've learnt these things only from her or for her...hehehe...*Blushes* But dearie, the third chapter will come with more shocks. Until that, stay tuned and to lighten your heart, read this work. Hope you'll like this too. Thank you so much for your review.

Here it remains:

Pairings: TysonXHilary, KaiXAylin (OC)

Genre: Humor, Drama, Romance.

Rating: T (For a few words and safety)

So...enjoy! :D

For the last two hours, the navy-haired guy was meditating in the forest, sitting in a lotus pose and keeping his hands on his knees, straightening his spine and closing his eyes. No, it was not a forest, just a few trees made of cardboard and set on the stage, under the spotlights. Though he was trying his best to concentrate, he was failing miserably-all thanks to a few insects who were trying to step into his nostrils, mouth and ears with a view to discovering which mysterious things were inside them, due to their curious nature. He wished he could eat them…eww! At his own thought, he felt to puke. But really bad luck he had; he couldn't puke specially when he was meditating. That's why, he had to remain motionless, numb because he didn't have the way to chase them too.

Tyson sighed. He'd already understood from the beginning that something like that would happen to him. He'd tried to talk to their red-haired coach as well as the show director in this regard but she'd been too excited to stage the drama, still she was. Grimacing, she'd given him a wise piece of advice, "Don't behave like a child, Tyson. Insects live in forests and they do tease people. You've to tolerate them. Otherwise, how will you be a great saint warrior, huh?"

'Damn you, Aylin….' The dragoon-wielder cursed the redhead, 'Couldn't you request your beloved for this role? Why did you have the thought of making me the hero this time?'

It was the anniversary of the institution of their renowned team: The Bladebreakers. Tyson, Ray, Max, Hilary, Kenny, Daichi, Aylin-everyone decided to make it memorable by celebrating it in a colorful way. At first, Kai hadn't been with them but thanks to Aylin, she'd really managed him in a praiseworthy way. Aylin loved to be a show director or scriptwriter sometimes though she was an Engineering student. From her talent or mere hobby, she wrote a drama script for the Bladebreakers, appointing them in different roles. They all had thought at first that Kai would be the hero but surprised to no end, discovering that Aylin had actually given the role of the villain to their captain. However, since it'd been Aylin, once again, Mr. Sourpuss had agreed with her.

But Tyson hadn't. Still, he couldn't.

"Yes!" Aylin cheered, jumping and pointing at the navy-haired blader, "I have got the hero of my show!"

"Who?" Tyson screwed his brows, aiming at himself just like Tom-cat, "Me?"

"Yes, you!" The scarlet furiously nodded, pinching his cheeks, "With your innocent, glowing, charming face, you'll rock the stage! When you will wear those stuffs and appear on the stage, you'll just look like a cute potato! Awww!"

Tyson couldn't have refused the offer. After all, Kai'd supported Aylin too and the navy-haired blader really hadn't wanted to piss them off or say, he had never wanted to lose his teeth so soon. So, what else could he do except meditating on the stage and having a silent fight against the insects which he was losing miserably? When he was thinking that he would leave some insects around Aylin, at the same time, princess Hiromi entered there, dressed in a baby-pink kimono with white floral patterns. Her open chocolate tresses were nicely dressed with pearls and white-pink cherry-flowers, pearl earrings beautified her ears. The navy-haired guy flushed as his face adopted a huge grin.

For the princess, he could meditate in the forest and tolerate those insects, along with Kai and Aylin, forever.

"Huh?" Her confused, honeyed pitch echoed in the stage, "Who are you, Sir? Meditating alone in this dense forest? Why aren't you trembling? Don't you have any fear?"

"Fear?" Tyson raised a brow, "What's it, beautiful? Can you explain? And how to tremble? They don't know to do so, who have brain."

The chocolate-haired girl blushingly smirked and neared his ear, "Do you want me to teach how to tremble? Then, have this!"

The valiant guy meditating in the forest, on the stage, shuddered abruptly as her teeth nibbled his ear, lips brushing his neck slightly. The eyes of the audience turned bigger at the scene though they didn't know whether it was self-made by the artists or written by the scriptwriter herself. A slight smirk rose in the corners of the pink lips of the brunette as she stood up, dumbfounding the hero who went completely red as he didn't expect it from the princess. Along with embarrassment, irritation caught him too. How could she do this to him in front of everyone? Did she think that she could do everything with him because she was his girlfriend?

Tyson clenched his teeth, 'Wait, Miss Tachibana. Let me show that I'm not only a valiant hero on the stage, but also in the real life.'

Digesting the discomfiture and smirking, the dragoon-wielder cleared his throat and spoke, "Daring you are, princess. That surely tickles and pinches. In return, I also want something to teach you. Are you ready to do so?"

The jaw of the brunette dropped as she couldn't hear what she'd expected to hear from him. Confused and helpless, she glanced around herself once.

"Why're you standing there alone, dear?" Tyson smiled, "Come near. To me, o beautiful butterfly who is carefree. Come closer, are you afraid? This doesn't suit you, o, you pretty maid."

The princess could be naïve sometimes. Gulping and baffled, when she came closer to the hero, quickly, he grabbed her face, pinning her on the ground between his sturdy arms. Before she could flush properly and gasp, her lips were taken inside his. She tried to toss her legs and arms but no, the shackles of the biceps of the blunette around her torso were quite firm. Though pink tints tinted her cheeks, closing her eyes, she enjoyed the kiss fully. Neither of them noticed when and how the curtain of the stage dropped, ending the first scene of the drama amidst the cheers and laughter of the audience.

As the blunette and the brunette both stood up together, wiping their mouths and flushing like hell, out of nowhere, the slate-haired guy and the red-haired girl rushed from the backstage. Their amethyst and emerald-beryl pupils were burning in rage and annoyance as they both glared at the younger duo. Specially, because of the spectacles of the redhead who appeared to be more annoyed than the phoenix-prince, her glowering seemed eerier. Tyson gulped, holding the hand of the chocolate-haired girl. Calmly, the phoenix-prince started folding up the sleeves of his costume. After all, Kai couldn't digest the annoyance of his girlfriend, 'You're gone, Granger and Tachibana.'

"Do you want to destroy the play?" Aylin scowled, "Why did you kiss Hilary like that in front of everyone? Cannot you hear that the audience are laughing like hell still?"

"What should I have done then?" Tyson scratched his ear, "Hilary was the first, trying to seduce me in front of everyone, on the stage!"

"Great-grandma," Daichi innocently pulled the hand of the redhead, "What does 'Seduce' mean? What to do with it?"

At other times, Aylin would surely get irritated whenever Daichi called her that. But this time, she didn't have the time or mood to do so. Pressing the ears of the dwarf redhead, she clenched her teeth, "Goddamn Tyson, what the hell are you uttering before a kid? I wish I could tie you together with Hilary with the same pole!"

"Hn…" Kai crossed his arms on his chest, "Lock them together in the same room for one day, Ayla. Without food and water."

Tyson and Hilary again went red, redder than each other. Smirking, the redhead stroked the beefy arm of the phoenix-prince, "Don't worry, Kai. I have full faith on you. You'll surely rock your role and make the audience forget the antics of these two idiots. Just cool your head now, you need it."

Idiots? They? The brunette and the dragoon-wielder couldn't be angrier with the villain and the director of the show. However, they couldn't do much special there as they didn't want to get injured so soon, particularly, the blunette himself. Aylin and Kai left from the place as the former started explaining the roles to the rest of the participants, making them rehearse the dialogues, movements and expressions for one last time. Hilary patted his back, "Don't worry, Tyson. You're still the hero of the show, so are you to me."

"Thanks, Hils…" Tyson poked her forehead, "By the way, you were looking so cute, you know."

"Is Tyson Granger, the world-champ who cannot digest his food if he doesn't bicker with me for a single day, giving me compliments?" She blushed, "Has the sun risen in the west today or what?"

"Seeing your breathtaking beauty," Tyson seductively whispered to her, "The sun can even forget to rise. Rising in the wrong direction isn't a big deal at all, o, the heartbeats of Tyson Granger."

Reddening in her reticence, the brunette was about to say something in return but before it, she could hear the stern, commanding voice of Aylin, "Hilary! You have to get ready for the next role! Come here ASAP!"

"I'm going, Tyson," She left a light peck on the right cheek of the blunette, "See you soon."

Tyson heaved a blissful sigh, watching his girlfriend go. For half on hour or like so, he was free. Yet, the humming mosquitoes and anonymous pests hovering around him didn't let him be free. He noticed Kai's dialogues and how flawlessly he was playing his role on the stage. Thanks to his serious, charming, bold pitch, the podium was literally shaking. The spectators were completely bewitched, forgetting to utter any word. Turning his head, he discovered the redhead who was spellbound, admiring her beloved with her spectacled eyes and clapping, showing all her 32 teeth. He wasn't jealous but surely angry with them as he wasn't liking how they were treating him and Hilary. 'I've to do something with Kai and Aylin too.'

"Hey, Ayla," Tyson waved at the director aka the stage manager who couldn't stop herself from swooning over the villain of the show and turning scarlet like her hair, "Can you come here?"

Dropping the smile, adopting a serious look, the redhead came to him, chiding, "Look Tyson, nobody can call me Ayla except Kai. Get used to it!"

"Okay okay, I've committed a huge crime, Mrs. Aylin Hiwatari," The dragoon-wielder joined his hands together, "Can you give me a cup of tea?"

"Tea?" Aylin frowned, "Are you crazy or what? You don't need to have that now, thanks to your flawless and outstanding acting!"

Adding insult to injury? Tyson became seriously pissed off with the redhead now. 'If Hilary is a wicked witch, you are the wicked witch to the power infinity, Aylin!' He showed his tongue to the redhead though the latter couldn't see it in the darkness. Tyson again started thinking about a plan to teach a lesson to the duo. What could he do? Would he escape in the same dressup? Aylin would get a taste of her own medicine when she wouldn't be able to discover him around. Her play would also get destroyed. But after that? One day, he'd have to face Kai and Aylin, sooner or later. Then…would his bones and skin remain intact? Tyson shivered at his own thoughts.

'No no, Tyson, think wise, not fast,' He told himself, 'Do something from which the snake dies but the stick doesn't get broken. I'll teach them a lesson in such a way…neither they will be able to digest it, nor will they be able to throw it out. Hiwatari, Esther-you both are gone now!'

Calling Aylin again, he spoke, "Aylin, I'm coming back here-within five minutes."

"What?" She shot a death glare at Tyson just like her boyfriend, "Where do you want to go now? Don't you know that it's your part in the next scene?"

"Please, my stomach is aching," The blunette whimpered, "I will just go and come back-clearing everything."

"How many times do I have to tell you not to stuff that freaking stomach of yours with food?" The redhead placed her hands by her hips, "If you don't return here within five minutes, I'll tell Kai to add two extra hours in your training session tomorrow!"

"Okay okay…" Huffing, the dragoon-wielder left the stage and returned-exactly within five minutes, yet, not alone. In his pocket, there was a small bottle which he had stolen from the medicine drawer of his grandpa. He calculated that it was still a bit late for his part, the task should be done within the duration. He reached the stove where, in a kettle, the tea was being prepared. Aylin was still busy in admiring her beloved with love-struck eyes and reddened cheeks. Ray, Max, Daichi and Kenny were cheering for him as the spectators burst out wild applauses amidst the devilish laughter of the villain and the begging, heart-wrenching screams of the heroine who was being dragged by the former by the wrist.

As the curtains dropped, ending the scene, victoriously, Kai returned to the backstage, the pride was clearly be seen all over his face. Following him, Hilary also came, rubbing her wrist which was paining a bit. Twisting her lips, she whispered some curses to Kai. Tyson gave a worried look at her as she nodded, assuring that she was fine and it wasn't a big deal. Tyson's annoyance increased more. Damn Kai, who told you to insert yourself completely in the role, forgetting that you're only Kai Hiwatari in real life? Again, he got the answer as the redhead neared their captain, with a blushing smile blooming in her lips.

"How was it, Ayla?" Kai asked, folding his arms.

"Awesome," She almost threw her arms around his neck, enveloping him into a hug, "Who could do the role so flawlessly excluding you in this world, Kai? Damn, if I were in Hilary's shoes, forgetting everything, I would rather request you to take me away!"

"All credits to you…" Kai tangled her locks around his fingers, leaning towards her at which she blushed furiously, giggling. Tyson narrowed his eyes simply. Great, bashing me and Hilary together, they themselves are shamelessly romancing now. Wait and watch, you both! He quickly neared the kettle. Looking here and there and discovering that he wasn't being noticed by anyone as everyone was busy in praising Kai including Hilary too, he poured all the liquid stuff in the steamer from the bottle.

"You must have been very tired, Kai," After a few seconds, from the same kettle, Aylin brought a cup of tea for the captain, "Have this."

"You?" Kai took the cup.

"Aylin prefers coffee." Shrugging, the redhead poured some coffee from a flask into a paper cup and sipped from it, after having a toast with her boyfriend. Hilary was offered tea by Aylin but understanding the wink of Tyson, she refused to have that, returning the smirk to him.

Again, the curtains were raised. Tyson was, of course, playing the role of the hero. It was the last scene of the drama where the hero would have to fight against the villain. Taking his sword, dressed in complete black specially even when the scarf hung around his neck was also black, the dual-haired Russian appeared on the stage as once again, claps rained amidst the spectators, dazzling their eyes. Hilary was chained to a tree, shivering violently. Tyson jumped on the stage, or say, landed, clad in blue and white along with the silver rapier shining in his hand. Seeing him, a smile bloomed in the lips of the imprisoned brunette. She whimpered, "Save me, my hero!"

"Nothing to fear when I am here, pretty maiden!" Assuring the heroine, Tyson turned to Kai, "Let's have this duel! It can be understood who is fake and who is real!"

"You think you can defeat me?" Kai bitterly chuckled as evilness flickered in his amethyst orbs, "Wrong you are, little bumblebee! Hiromi belongs to Vlad, anyone who wants her-I'll bathe with his blood!"

"Then, come and defeat me!" Tyson approached. Kai was about to have a long jump and pin the blunette against the stage but before it, he suddenly stopped as something growled in his stomach. His face turned blue, the sheer pain in his gastrointestinal was unbearable and fierce. Yet, he started the fight. Their swords clattered together as the spectators screamed wildly, punching in the air. Some were supporting Tyson; some were at Kai's side. However, the blunette was deliberately delaying the battle against Kai. Aylin was jumping behind the stage, clapping like a three-year old girl in excitement.

"Finish it soon," The stomachache was going beyond the tolerance of the phoenix-prince as he gritted his teeth, "I'm slacking off."

"Nope, nope…." Tyson lightly shook his head, murmuring teasingly, "Otherwise, sister-in-law Aylin will feel bad that you will be defeated so soon."

"Damn you, Granger…" Kai was going pale, "Just stop the fight and let me go. My stomach is just…"

"Full of butterflies?" The blunette whispered, "But you are looking at me, not Aylin."

"Fuck!" Kai clenched his teeth, "Just end it…I'm dying…"

"Aren't you immortal, living for one thousand years?" Tyson taunted him, uttering the same dialogues which Kai had delivered before a few hours in front of the audience, "See, sister-in-law is watching you. You cannot disappoint her in this way, she has got some high hopes on you, honorable captain."

"Ouch!" Kai couldn't tolerate the pain more as Tyson had mixed a high amount of laxative in the tea for the phoenix-prince. Remembering it, the blunette smirked. Soon, the dual-haired guy dropped to his knees on the stage. Claps rained in the gallery once again as Tyson victoriously raised his sword, making the brunette smile in pride. Somehow, the phoenix-prince escaped from the backdoor, avoiding the eyes of the audience-no, not in the humiliation of getting defeated, but for the sheer and unexpected stomachache. Unfastening the princess, the hero wiped her fake tears and pulled her into an embrace, along with a deepening kiss. Amidst that, the curtains of the stage dropped for the last time.

As giggling together, the brunette and the world-champ returned to the backstage, wrapping arms around the shoulders of each other, they saw Kai panting and trying to throw out there violently. Aylin was almost in tears, holding his back and desperately screaming, "What the hell has happened to you, Kai? Are you okay?! Please say something for the sake of Almighty!"

"Wait…" Stopping his girlfriend, the phoenix-prince rushed right in the direction of the toilet. Aylin also ran behind him, damn worried and petrified. Tyson screamed from behind, "Take care of our captain well, sister-in-law!"

Giving her boyfriend a tensed look, Hilary asked, "Will Kai be okay, Tyson?"

"Relax, darling," Tyson leaned towards her, "He's a pretty tough guy. Besides, Aylin is also with him."

"Thank goodness…" The brunette sighed in relief, "Anyways, look how the spectators cheering for us! That means they have liked the drama, haven't they?"

"Of course," Tyson nodded, pulling her closer once again as their lips met passionately, this time with much relief and comfort, "Now, let's begin the drama of our lives!"

Extras:

The phoenix-prince was lying flatly on the couch as sitting beside him, the redhead was fanning him. He was still sweating and panting like hell Holding one of his hands, she worriedly asked, "Are you okay now, Kai?"

"Yeah…" Tiredly, he nodded. Already, he had completed his fourth visit to the washroom.

"You didn't gorge upon your breakfast like Tyson, did you?" Aylin bit her tongue.

Kai gave her a narrowed, 'Do-I-look-like-Tyson-to-you?' look as the redhead handed a glass of saline water to him, "Have it. You'll feel better."

"Thanks, Ayla." He sat up somehow.

"Hey, lie down," The coach tried to push him back, "You need rest."

"Well…" Kai became red a bit, "I had something to tell you."

"Yeah, sure." Aylin allowed him wholeheartedly.

"I'm sorry…." After a silence for a few seconds that had surely raised shivers in the heart of the redhead, Kai confessed, lowering his head, "I've disappointed you."

"No, not at all!" Aylin's emerald-golden eyes moistened, "You've done your best, Kai! In fact, everyone is praising you more than Tyson. You know, you're very talented and I'm proud of you."

"Thanks…." The captain murmured, blushing a bit and cupping her chin, trying to bring it closer. She blushed, attempting to turn away from him in embarrassment but he didn't care. Their lips were only an inch away from one another…

"Ouch!"

"What happened?" Aylin gulped.

"Not again!" Gritting his teeth, Kai made his way for his fifth visit, leaving a baffled redhead behind who facepalmed, sighing in annoyance…

Really, neither being a show director nor a girlfriend is easy...

Epilogue:

"Damn you, Hils..." The navy-haired blader snorted, sniffing, "Who told you to tell Aylin about my mischief? See what has been done to us now? You yourself have got framed already and haven't left me too!"

"Relax, Tysie, relax..." The brunette soothingly caressed the arm of her boyfriend, "Actually, what we have done to them was completely wrong. So..."

"So we have to get locked here together for a whole day!" He whimpered, "Also without food and water? Damn, I'll surely die here, starving in such heat! Nooo!!!"

"You think Kai and Aylin can be that ruthless to us?" Hilary smirked, "You're wrong, Tysie baby. They have left food and water for us!"

"Really?" Tyson's eyes flickered.

"Yeah," Hilary furiously nodded, "Really."

"But..." Tyson embarrassedly looked at himself, "They should have given me a shirt at least."

"Hehehehehe..." The chocolate-haired girl poked his naked belly, whispering seductively, "Honestly speaking, Tysie, you're looking quite hot only in your boxers...in fact, hotter than the stage show?"

"What???" Tyson's cheeks became beet.

"Yes," The brunette winked lustfully at her boyfriend, "Seeing you, I cannot resist my temptation-"

"No wait..."

Too late the blunette became. Already, like a hungry tigress, Hilary put off her top and jumped on him, throwing it aside...

So...dear people, how was it? Oh my dear Kai fans, don't come to beat me...look, I've given justice to all of them finally :P! I'm sorry *Hides behind Simy*

Besides, how was Aylin's nature here? She's just me who get furious with her cousins in this way when they make any mistake. Nonetheless, like me, Aylin is generally a sweetheart, caring, mommy-like friend to Bladebreakers :'D

As I was saying, this must have been a bit dumb and meaningless, pardon me to ruin your day like that, Simy darling! Yet, Misty thanks you once again, wholeheartedly for being the first reviewer of her 100th fics despite having so many problems. You've proved that you're really my bestie! Thank you thank you sooo much! *Gives you a tight hug*

Dear people, do read and review. Pardon the grammatical and spelling errors. Take care and stay safe :D

-Misty _ _