Something I got from remembering one scene from Two and a Half Men. For the sake of the story, Cordelia, Tara, Anya and Wesley are still alive and takes place after Season 5 of Angel, but I'm ignoring the comic books.

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffyverse.


Buffy, Dawn and Spike entered the library, when they noticed Willow, Tara and Anya writing something on a piece of paper.

"What are you doing?" Buffy asked.

"Some reversal spell Angel's friends wanted to do." Anya explained.

"What reversal spell?" Spike wondered.

"Well, it goes like this." Willow did some incantation and next thing they knew, there was a small explosion and 'poof' and when the smoke dissipated, Willow and Tara first stared in disbelief at the sight before they had adoring faces.

"Aww, that's so cute!" Tara said.

"What?" Spike asked, confused before noticing that Willow and Tara had become… taller and then he looked at his felt hands in horror and touched his face, while Xander and Giles tried to suppress their snickers. "Bloody Hell, no, no, no, not a bloody puppet…"

"Oh, my God…" Buffy started as she, Willow, Tara and Dawn were melting at the sight.

"Buffy, please, don't." Spike begged.

"But the little hands." Willow said.

"And the hair…" Dawn touched Spike's hair as he pulled away.

"Stop! Ah, now I know how Angel must have felt." Spike muttered before he noticed Xander and Giles blushing and struggling to keep their faces straight as he glared. "Is there something funny?"

"No." Xander said as he swallowed his laughter.

"Not at all." Giles said with a smirk as he and Xander snickered quietly.

"Can we sell him and make money?" Anya asked.

"I doubt Buffy or Spike would like it." Xander said.

"Bloody Hell, this is a nightmare!" Spike groaned.

"But you're so cute!" Buffy said.

"And the soft face!" Dawn said as Spike groaned inwardly, while the girls continued playing with him and Xander pulled out a camera and started to record Spike. No way he would miss that.


"So, Spike is now a puppet too?" Angel asked, barely able to keep his face straight.

"Is there something funny, Angel?" Spike glared as Angel smirked, snickering quietly and shaking his head.

"Guys, if you two start fighting, no sex!" Cordelia said and Angel had the decency to look embarrassed.

"Well, I will wait until the spell wears off." Buffy said and Angel glowered, jealous briefly as Spike stuck out his tongue. "Is that OK with you?"

Angel took a breath and relaxed. "Look, I'll be honest, I don't like that you're with Spike but with a soul, he's good for you. So I'm willing to let go of my grudge."

"That's… surprisingly mature of you." Buffy said, speaking for everyone, since especially her and Spike were surprised.

"Thank you." Angel said as he, Cordelia and Wesley turned to leave, with Angel suppressing a smirk, which Cordelia and Wesley noticed as their eyes narrowed.

"Alright, I think I'll grab some tools to have some fun." Spike said, entering the storage room of Magic Box, oblivious of a bucket of grease and a bag of dirt hanging above the door.


"Angel, what did you do?" Wesley asked as Angel started to snicker, once they left Magic Box.

"Well, get ready to run." Angel said and suddenly, they heard a scream of pain and clanging noises and 'splash.'

"AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!" Spike roared at the top of his lungs.

"Cordy, get out of here!" Angel ordered and on instinct, Wesley grabbed Cordelia by her wrist as they entered Angel's car and drove off.

In the Magic Box, Buffy just rolled her eyes and shook her head at her ex's and her current boyfriend's immaturity, while the Scoobies snickered and giggled in amusement as Spike crawled out of the window, covered in grease and dirt.

"You're a bloody dead man, Angel! You hear me? Dead! Come back here, you blasted wanker!" Spike yelled.

Angel laughed and ran into the darkness and Cordelia and Wesley couldn't help themselves but laugh at the sight of Spike, while Angel grabbed a lid from a garbage bin and used it as a shield as Spike vamped out and attempted to lunge at him but Angel knocked Spike away before he climbed up the ladder onto the rooftop, with Spike in pursuit before Angel jumped down as he landed onto the seat of the car, while Wesley drove away.

"Did you seriously have to do that?" Wesley asked.

"Don't tell me you didn't have a good laugh out of it." Angel said and Cordelia and Wesley cracked up, with Wesley snickering and Cordelia giggling.


Poor Spike here, LOL! I can see Angel doing something like this, considering what he did to Lindsey in Angel 2x18.

So, what do you guys think?

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Bl4ckHunter