(chapter 1 YO)

Ya'know, I never saw myself dying from masturbating too much.

Today was a pretty average day staying inside all day and arguing with some dumbass on the internet saying tsundere lolis are better than kuudere lolis. The world is full of retards who don't understand the true beauty of kuuderes.

Now I know what you might be thinking why I was beating the absolute shit out of my delicate meat, well some DxD was playing, and I got a hard-on for Kalawarner, she may be a bitch, but she's a hot bitch.

So I did what any reasonable hormonal teenager would do, get the lotion and cum sock to do the ancient ritual of masturbation. Now came in the problem, I didn't stop after my first orgasm, I kept going over and over till my body couldn't keep up.

I started losing my consciousness after my 50th orgasm, and then I died, so now I'm in front of some man shining like the sun with some robes on calling himself, GOD.

"Hello, I am God, the one you people worship," the quote-unquote God said.

"ah yes, you truly are the god I worship," this man must be retarded to think I will believe that.

what is a God to someone that doesn't even believe in God, so screw him

"you know I can read your memories," God told me with angry eyes wow invasion of privacy

"anyway, oh mighty lord, why might I be in front of thee." I inquired

It was a mystery, aren't I supposed to be sent to heaven or hell. Honestly, I'm probably going to hell for all the adult loli doujinshi's I've seen.

"well, I'm bored, so as the omnipotent God I am, I will send you to a world of my choosing for my entertainment," God explained. Wait I'm, going to be isekai'd into a new world...sweet!

"hey god, will you give me some wishes? Also, will I be reborn or sent with my current body?" The robed man started laughing hysterically

'why the hell is he laughing like that?' I broke out in a cold sweat. I am worried about my well-being.

"No, you will not get any wishes, and you'll be reborn as a baby," wait, what I thought this was my story about being reborn then kicking ass.

"wait, can you please give me some wishes daddy god" walking towards God while swaying my luscious hips. Screw my dignity. I need those wishes at all costs if I want to get overpowered.

"what are you doing?" God asked feeling, uncomfortable by my sexiness.

"what does it look like I'm doing I'm trying to seduce you to get those wishes" I hope it works. I couldn't care less about my self-worth. as long as it gets me my wishes then it's worth it.

"fine, just don't ever do that again," God warned me "okay, I won't do that again," how did he resist my seduction techniques!

now with that debacle over with, I can finally be reborn with my

precious wishes

"now let me think about the world I'm going to choose,"

...

After a couple of minutes of waiting for this man to choose what world he would send me to

"I got it! you'll be reborn into Highschool DXD!" god yelled like he came up with the best plan in the world, and honestly, it wasn't that bad it could've been worse, but now it's time for my wishes.

Okay, so I'm being reincarnated into high school DXD what would I wish for,?... I got it!

"yo god, I wish to be born as a half human and half fallen angel" They were always the coolest with their black wings and cool as light spears, and as a bonus I can get a sacred gear from being a hybrid. "And I want the Sharingan, and I want another pair of Sharingan eyes so I can unlock my eternal mangekyo Sharingan!" who wouldn't want the ability to use sharingan

"Okay, get ready to go into the new world" god started waving his arms around, then I began to lose feeling looking down. I could see my body disintegrating bye, bye" god waved.

and like that, I lost consciousness...fuck you, god...

~BRUH DXD~

"ahhh, get that little shit out of my womb!" some women screamed

I never liked women screaming I find it annoying that's why I like kuuderes they're always silent, and with their cold exterior, it makes them more attractive.

Anyways those, other fanfictions were, right it sucks coming out of a vagina the insides, feel icky and wet...gross...

"Ma'am, you have a healthy baby boy!" a doctor called out 'thank goodness I still have my male genitalia.'

The doc passed me towards my new mother, and oh boy! was she looking at me like I was trash like, c'mon, what did I do to you.

"Get that thing away from me!" she used all her strength to push me away "that thing isn't my child," she aimed her arms towards me and the doc with a magic circle, we started losing conciseness. 'such a great start,'

...

Waking up, I find myself in the night laying on the ground 'damn it's freezing, man do, fallen angels have it rough, ' feeling the cold concrete floor in front of what I assume is an entrance of a church. (its the one from episode 3)

'hmm?'

hearing someone open the front door, I see a lady in nun attire she had an ample bosom and curves in the right places. She was truly from the high school DXD world.

'if I wasn't a baby I would have a boner,'

The busty woman picked me up and brought me inside where it's warm and comfy. After some walking, she took me inside a room.

I looked around with my terrible eyesight. I could see an outline of a crib...I think

The nun placed me inside of the supposed crib she, then tucked me in. "thank you," I said even if it sounding like a high pitched squeak

then she went back to whatever she was doing.

'being a fallen ain't so bad' going to sleep I think about all the porn ill get to see in this world.

(Hello, it's Cervix_bahser. this is my first fanfiction so it's pretty ass, but that doesn't here's what matters is loli porn weird, I don't find underaged lolis hot but I find adults lolis hot is that weird I'm, not EDP I won't go for young girls)