IN PRADYUMAN MANSION

ONE MAN : Uthega tu? pata hai aj hum kitne late ho gaye hai aj agar humne late kia to aj dad chorne wale nai hai hume... roj tere wajahse late hote hai hum ...

OTHER MAN :(turning to the other side) Ha bas5 min Abhi uthta hu na...

ABHIJEET: Dekh mein warning de raha hu agar tu aj 15 min mein ready hoke niche ni aya to mein aj tujhe chorke chala jaunga fir ana late beaureau... aur agar aj dant pari na tujhe to aj mein nai bachaunga bol raha hu pehle se hi...

THE FIRST MAN: Ha uth gaya mein abhi ab subah subah mat danto na(making face) tum niche jao aur mujhe 5 min mein do mein bas 10 min mein ready hoke niche aya...

ABHIJEET: Achha thik hai ab ja(after realising what he just said) DAYAA (whispering) pagal kahika khud to pagal hai mujhe bhi pagal banake chorega ek din...

And he goes down

DOWNSTAIRS

ABHIJEET: Ramu kaka aj dad jaldi nikal gaye hai kya? kahi nazar nai a rahe hai abhi tak

RAMU KAKA: Ha beta aj to bare shaab jaldi chale gaye the bol rahe the ki unhe aj kuch jaruri kam hai to wo ja rahe hai ap log time pai pauch jana...

ABHIJEET: Thik hai kaka... aur kaka hamari maharani kaha hai kahi nazar ni a rahi? abhi tak wo uthi ni hai kya?

PURVI: Kya dadaa mein to kabka uthke ready bhi ho gayi aj aplogo ka hi wait kar rahi thi... aj aplog hi late ho gaye ho...

ABHIJEET: Ha ha aj to ap jaldi ready hongi hi akhir kar aj apka aj special day jo hai

HAPPYY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS

Hamesha aise hi muskhurate rehna :)

PURVI:(hugging abhijeet) Thank you dadaa... lekin mein aj bahut gussa hu dad aj mujhe wish kiye bina hi chale gaye koi jaruri kam ke wajahse ye bhi koi bat hui bhala...(making sad face)

DAYA:(while entering) To kya hua dad jaldi chale gaye hai hum hai na... aur tujhe pata hai na dad kam ko lekar kitna serious rehte hai lekin tu dad ki ladli hai koi jaruri kam hoga isiliye wo gaye honge na... waise

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUDAILL

PURVI:(while making faces) DADAAA dekho na bhaiya kya bol rahe hai...

ABHIJEET:(angrily) Aj bhi tum dono ko larai karni hai ha? aur Daya tu aj bhi usse tang karna hai na? pata hai aj uska special day hai...

DAYA:(hurridly) Abhi chalo na breakfast karte hai ni to aj pakka late hone wale hai...

MEANWHILE IN BEAUREAU

ACP sir: Tumlogo ka sab tayariya hua ki nai ki abhi tak kuch baki hai? kisibhi waqt wo log pauchtei honge yaha...

SALUNKHE sir: Kya boss kyu khamkha tension leke apna BP bara rahe ho dekho bachho ne sari tayaria kar lia hai aur jo thora bahut baki wo abhi jhat se khatam ho jayega...

ACP sir: Achha baba thik hai ni leta tension... aur baki jo bhi kam baki hai wo jaldi jaldi kar lo kyuki wo log kisi bhi waqt pauchtei honge...

Meanwhile DCP sir entered the beaureau

DCP sir: Kya bat hai aj koi kam dham ni hai kya beaureau mein (while looking around) mein koi banquet hall mein a gaya kya ya ye CID beaureau hi hai ha kyu ACP?

ACP sir:(angrily) Sir ap sahi jagah aye hai ye CID beureau hi hai.. aj wo bas Purvi ki birthday h isiliye

DCP sir:(while cutting him) Acha acha thik hai samajh a gaya mujhe ab jaldise ye sab khatam karke kam kar lena...

DCP sir left the beaureau

Abhijeet, Daya and Purvi entered the beaureau

ABHIJEET: Kya hua sir ap gusse mein lag rahe sab thik to hai na? aur abhi DCP sir ko bhi hamne nikalte hue dekha

ACP sir: Are kuch ni wo DCP sir bas aise hi aye the... ab suprise nai de paye to kya cake ni katoge kya? are bhai koi cake leke ao

MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE ELSE

A girl was sleeping when her phone rang

Girl:(sleepily) Hello kaun?

Other side: Kya bat hai subah se kahi gayi ni hai kya jo abhi tak uthi ni hai aj kahi jane ka man ni h kya?

Girl: Kya ma aap bhi gayi thi subah bas abhi ake leti hu neend a rahi thi to thori der soo gayi thi... aj to mat danto...

Ma: Achha baba thik hai ni dantte tujhe ab HAPPY BIRTHDAY GURIA...

Girl: Thank you ma loovee you... achha ma bhai

Kya ANUSHKA kab tak soyegi ab uth bhi ja... kuch kam hai mere room mein ana na

ANUSHKA(ANU): Dekha ma subah subah inka nautanki shuru ho jata hai bas pagal log ek min rukna ma (shouting) ha baba a rahi hu so ni rahi ma se bat kar rahi hu bas 5 min de a gayi mein... ha ma bolo

Ma: Tere bhai ka to aj exam hai bataya tha na to aj wo jaldi hi nikal gaya hai dopeher ko ake call karega aur tere baba ko urgent call aya tha to wo chale gaye...

ANU: Okay to thik hai ma to ab mein jau? ni to wo log phirse chillayenge

Ma: Ha thik hai ja par class se free hoke call karna zaruri bat batani hai...

ANU: Kya ma zaruri hai to abhi batao na itna bhi late ni ho raha...

Ma: Are koi itni jaruri ni hai tu ja wo log bula rahe hai ni to phirse a jayenge... free hoke call karna tab...

ANU: Okay ma to phir mein ja rahi hu apna baba ka aur bhai ka khayal rakhna... love you

Ma: Love you too beta

Cutting the call Anu went to the other room

ANU: Kya hua Kanchu sab thik to hai na aise tere room pe bulaya tune

KANCHAN(KANCHU): Ha baba sab thik hai kuch kam tha isiliye bulaya bas

Two girls entered the room

HAPPYYY BIRTHDAYYY

ANU: Thank you so much yarooo sach mein surprise kar diya to tumne aise(smiling)

One girl: Ab nautanki ho gaye ho to ap cake katenge nautanki queen?

ANU: Ha katte hai na waise bhi bahut bhuk lagi hai mujhe(laughing)

ANU cuts the cake and fed it to others

ANU: Thannkkkk youuuu

POOJA(POOJI): Ab teri itni himmat ki tu hame thanks bolegi aj mar khane ka irada hai kya?

ANU: Bilkul ni(laughing)

And they shared a group hug

MEANWHILE IN BEAUREAU

PURVI(to DUO): Aj ap donose kunch mangna hai mujhe... Mujhe ek gift chahiye

DUO: Kyaa?