Clara Oswald and Strax are in a room together...
Strax: May I take your coat?
Clara: I'm not wearing a coat.
Strax: Hmm, I see. May I take your clothes?
Clara: No, don't take my clothes.
Strax: Ahh, okay. May I take your Skin?
Clara: Definitely not!
Strax: Well then, let's see. May I take you?
Clara: Err, how exactly?
Strax: I will tear you apart, and then hang you on the coat rack!
Clara: Definitely don't do that! Infact, don't take anything to do with me.
Strax: Of course Sir! May I take your hair?
Clara: Thats something to do with me!
Strax: Then may I take your Something to do with me?
Clara: Thats it, I'm leaving! "She leaves"
Strax: Okay! Do you want me to leave with you?
Clara: No!
The End