(Before reading this story, I give credit to ArtIsMyMarc for the original version of the Cipher House. The link to his profile is right here: artismymarc
I will finish what he started. Since he didn't get to do the final chapter "Still Watching You", not only I am requested to do that, but I will rewrite the story, by giving new scenes and content for this version. One thing. Although this is chapter 1 of the story, it is technically the prologue called "Wouldn't Trade It More Than The World". Enjoy the story.)
(On Friday night, there was a boy named Lincoln Loud who lives in a house with his 10 sisters. He is recently reading his favorite comic Ace Savvy. He then proceeded to use the restroom to use the toilet, and then headed to the kitchen for a quick snack but was interrupted by Lola on the way.)
Lola: Hey there, Link. Make me some cupcakes. I'm starving!
Lincoln: Go get them yourself, Lola.
Lola: (grabbing Lincoln by the collar of his shirt) Either make me the cupcakes or I'll tell Mom and Dad you broke the toilet again!
Lincoln: But the toilet is not even broken! I even used the thing and there's no flood!
Lola: Even if that's true, you know the flood will occur later like last time, remember?
Lincoln: (sigh) Fine. You're lucky I'm on my way to the kitchen.
(As Lincoln sighed, he went to the kitchen to make Lola her cupcakes. But after he finished, he accidentally tripped on Leni on the way to Lola's room. Lincoln went back to the kitchen in anger while Leni kept trying to apologize to him until he reached Lola's room. As he tried to exit her room, Lola suddenly grabbed his snack away from him and devoured it. Lincoln sighed in disappointment as he headed to Lily's room, but suddenly he got wedgied. He saw Lynn Jr. chuckling)
Lincoln: Ah, Lynn! Why did you do that?
Lynn: Just doing some fight moves. Speaking of, here's another one. (She then kicks Lincoln on the chest with her soccer cleats)
Lincoln: Ow! (coughing in pain) That hurt! Why would you do that on me, though?
Lynn: Hey, don't blame me for doing that act. You're the one just standing there in the hallway. Oh, and stand there, will ya?
(Lynn tackled Lincoln and started to wrestle while Lincoln was still wedgied. Lynn walked away to her room chuckling, along with Lily crawling by, laughing at Lincoln while clapping her hands and making her way downstairs. After Lincoln unwedgied himself he started to walk to his room annoyed and just when he was about to enter Lori stops him.)
Lori: Hey twerp! Do all my chores tonight.
Lincoln: Why would you want me to do that?
Lori: Because I have a video chat date with Bobby, and I will turn you into a human pretzel if you don't. Now get going and don't forget to take out the trash!
(Lori leaves for her date. After finishing all of Lori's chores, Lincoln finally enters his room in anger and lays down on his bed in exhaustion. He pulls out his shirt to see some scars left by Lynn Jr's soccer cleats)
Lincoln: (to the viewers) Ugh! This night was awful. Honestly, living with 10 sisters can be tiring! And Lola, Lynn, and Lori don't help with that fact either! Lola is one of those kids who thinks can get away with anything, Lynn is some sort of sports geek, and Lori is always bossing me like I'm her slave. Would it them kill them to be a little nicer to me like the other sisters are nice to me? I swear they drive me nuts! (sighs) Sometimes I feel that they don't see me as their brother at all.
(On the next day, Lincoln was outside in the front yard lying next to the tree reading another of his Ace Savvy comics.)
Lincoln: (sigh of relief) Now this is more like it. There's nothing better than reading comics in the shade on a nice, quiet, sunny, and peaceful day.
(Unfortunately, Luna was outside playing her guitar disturbing Lincoln. He gave her a scowl.)
Lincoln: Do you mind?
Luna: No, bro. I got to practice for next month's gig. So, if you want quiet, go to another place.
(Lincoln then grunted in annoyance and got up to go to another spot. However, he was pushed aside by Lisa, who was trying to get her lab rats)
Lisa: Step out of the way, Lincoln! My experiments are running off!
(Lincoln tries to get up, but then gets trampled by Lana and her alligator friend)
Lana: Don't hurt those rats! They are supposed to be gentle!
(Lana and the alligator got off Lincoln. Lincoln grunted in annoyance. He then receives a text from Ronnie Anne. It reads "How's it going, Lame-O?")
(Lincoln then texts to her "Not a good time to talk. I'm busy.")
(Lincoln then hears Luan making more jokes about his incident with the toilet clogging, which only seems to anger him more)
Lincoln: Will you cut that out? It's not funny anymore! I swear, if one more person calls me out for an insane reason, I think I might go bonkers!
Lori: (inside the house, angry) LINCOLN!
Lincoln: Speak of the devil. (grunts)
(As Lincoln was getting up, a piece of paper flew into his face, covering his eyes)
Lincoln: Ouch! What the...? (He quickly looks at it and sees a familiar triangle demon. As he reads the information, Lori yelled louder.)
Lori: (angry) LINCOLN! WHERE ARE YOU!
Lincoln: Coming!
(In a hurry, Lincoln put the paper in his pocket and went inside the house in a rush)
Lincoln: Alright Lori, what is it this time?
Lori: Where is it!?
Lincoln: Where's what?
Lori: You know darn well what I'm talking about!
Lincoln: Lori, if I knew I wouldn't be asking. Now, what is it that you're looking for?
Lori: My Phone! Where! Is! My! Phone!?
Lincoln: How should I know? And why would you be asking me about it?
Lori: No one in this house would be dumb enough to take my phone, but you on the other hand are!
Lincoln: (appalled) What!? Why me!?
Lori: You were dumb enough to leave me a voicemail that one time.
Lincoln: And because of that, you honestly think I took your phone!?
Lori: YES! (grabs Lincoln tightly on the wrist) Now for the last time! Where! Is! My! Phone!?
Lincoln: Ow! I don't know! (suddenly he gets smacked by Lori)
Lori: Don't you dare lie to me!
Lincoln: I'm not! I'm telling you the truth! If I were to use your phone at any point, which I doubt I will, I would have told you so beforehand!
(As Lincoln tried to break free from Lori's tight grip, Lynn and Lola enter the scene.)
Lynn: Hey, what's going on, Lori?
Lori: My phone is missing, and Lincoln won't tell me where it is!
Lincoln: Hey, I told you that if I see it, let alone use it, I would tell you beforehand!
Lola: (sarcastic) Yeah right. Like it wasn't "your" princess pony book that clogged the toilet.
Lynn: Yeah! Or like you didn't "try" to avoid Ronnie Anne from going to the Sadie Hawkins Dance.
Lori: And the time you made us be "green" by reducing our activities. You see that, buckteeth?! You're not always telling us the truth! You always lie to us, too! What makes you think we can believe you now?! Now where the heck is my phone?!
Lola: (to Lori) Have you checked his room? I stole some cookies from him the last time I was in there.
Lori: You're right! You two go search his room, don't be afraid to trash the place! I'll hold down the suspect!
Lincoln: WHAT!?
Lynn: I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.
Lola: I'm not a big fan of being messy, but since it's not my stuff I'll make an exception.
(Lynn and Lola then ran upstairs to Lincoln's room.)
Lincoln: NO! STOP! PLEASE! DON'T! (Breaks free from Lori's grip.)
Lori: Oh no, you don't! (Grabs a hold of Lincoln again.)
(Lincoln couldn't break free from Lori's hold. All he could do is hear his room being demolished by Lynn and Lola. A short time has passed later.)
Lynn: Hey Lori!
(Lori loosens her grip giving Lincoln the chance to break free. He runs upstairs to his room to find Lynn and Lola inside and his room destroyed. Most of his stuff is on the floor damaged and/or broken, all of his clothes are out of his dresser, his clothes are scattered everywhere, his mattress is tossed over and even his precious stuffed rabbit "Bun-Bun" is ripped to shreds.)
Lynn: (to Lori) we checked everywhere in his room. Your phone isn't in here. He's clean.
Lori: (holding Lincoln) Hmph. Guess your off the hook. (She then releases Lincoln from her grasp, making him fall to the floor, and she left to look for her phone elsewhere) Dang it this literally a pain! Where is my phone!?
Lynn: Well, tough luck little bro.
Lola: Really sucks to be you right now. *chuckles*
Lincoln: (enters his room, drops to his knees, and picked up what's left of "Bun-Bun" while showing a shock/traumatized facial expression) B-B-Bun-Bun. Look what you idiots did to Bun-Bun.
Lynn: Oh, grow up, will ya?! You're 11! You are too old to even have stuff animals anyway! Only Lily would like stuff like your worthless rodent toy!
Lola: She's right! It's about time you got rid of that stupid bunny! And to be honest, I never liked your room. It always seemed so messy. And seeing it now, it suits you.
(Lynn and Lola then walked out of his room, laughing. Luan then showed up and sees what they did to Lincoln's room.)
Luan: Whoa, your room is totaled. Guess they "rocked you like a hurricane"! (She then laughed at her own pun joke.)
(After hearing that pun, Lincoln's blood then started to boil, he formed his hands into fists, growled, got up on his feet, and aggressively slammed his door so hard that the sound of the slam made Luan jump in shock.)
Luan: Geez, what a stinker.
(Luan left her room. Lincoln stormed into his damaged bed, screaming on his pillow)
Lincoln: (to himself) Why? Why is it always me who must put up this!? Why do I have to keep suffering from all of my sisters!? Especially those three! What do those three have against me!? Why can't any of my other sisters stand up for me or take my side. Why do these people make my life so miserable!? What did I do to receive so much torture from my own FAMILY!? UGH! THAT'S IT! I can't take this anymore! I don't want to be in this family anymore! I take back everything said! I want to give it all up! I want to trade it all! I would trade it for the world! Heck, I would trade it for something more! I WISH I COULD TRADE IT FOR MORE THAN THE WORLD!
(After saying all that, thunder struck outside. Lincoln then saw it raining heavily, and then ignored it. Lincoln then got depressed about his bad day, so he curled up into a ball in despair. He then felt something in his pocket, remembering the piece of paper from earlier. He pulled it out and uncrumpled it. As he got better look of it, it turned out to be a burnt page of some kind. On that page tells about an all super-powerful being named "Bill Cipher", a creature who has the power to make one of your most desired fantasies into reality. It also shows how to summon Bill Cipher. It was also glowing a bit.)
Lincoln: (unconvinced) Yeah, right. Like he can solve my problems. (He recrumples up the page and was about to toss it away but stops for a moment.) Although, this page could be the answer that I was looking for. At this moment I'm willing to do anything to trade it all.
(Later that day after it stopped raining, Lincoln was at the park carrying a large backpack. He found a private spot in the park where nobody can see what he's doing. He places his backpack on the ground and pulls out a 10 candles and places them in a circle. He then pulls out a picture of all of his sisters and places it in the center of the circle.)
Lincoln: (pulls out the page) I really hope this works. (Chants) Triangulum, entangulum. Vene foris dominus mentium. Vene foris videntis omnium!
(After chanting, Lincoln waited for something to happen. A minute passed and nothing happened.)
Lincoln: Ugh! I can't believe this! I wasted my time setting up this ritual, only to find out it doesn't do anything. How can I be so... (clasps his stomach) Agh! Ow! My stomach! What's happening to me!? Aaaaaarrrgh! (His eyes glows blue and chants) Egassem sdrawkcab. Egassem sdrawkcab. Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab!
(The background then turned black and white, people started to stop in midair, thunder clashed in the background, and Bill Cipher started to appear.)
Bill Cipher: (Laughs) At long last! I have returned once more! Now, where am I... Hey, is this Royal Woods!? Oh man, it has been so long. Never thought I'd be back in this place. (to Lincoln) Name's Bill Cipher, and I take it you're some kind of short old man? (Laughs) Just kidding I know who you are, Lincoln Loud! (ruffles his hair)
Lincoln: How do you know who I am?
Bill: Oh, trust me, I happen to know a lot of stuff. And by "a lot" I mean "everything". (His body shows various locations and talks in a slow deep voice.) EVERYTHING... (Lincoln then jumps back in fear of Bill as his body and voice return normal) Hey, you want to see something cool!? (Gestures toward a frog, the frog opens its mouth letting out all the flies it has eaten into Bill's hands and gives it to Lincoln) Dead flies! For you kid! (Laughs)
Lincoln: (Screams) What's with you?!
Bill: A lot of things, why do you ask? (Puts the flies back in the frog and the frog hops away.)
Lincoln: Maybe this was a bad idea. I'm just going to go back home.
Bill: Whoa, hold it right there! Don't go. I'm just trying to make a first impression, you know, show you what I'm capable of. Besides if this were a bad idea, then something must've really driven you to do this. So, tell me, what's on your mind?
Lincoln: You see, I would say I'm in a bad mood due to my hectic sisters.
Bill: Sibling problems?
Lincoln: Something like that. (shows the picture of his sisters to Bill) Thanks to these guys, my life has been nothing, but a struggle being the only brother in the family, and I can't take anymore! I want to give it all up!
Bill: (looks at the picture of Lincoln's sisters) That seems drastic, though I do love things like that. However, a wish like that is going to cost you. (Gives Lincoln his picture of the sisters back.)
Lincoln: What would you like to receive? I can offer you the things you need!
Bill: And like that, you've convinced me! I'm sold! (He then lights his hand on blue fire and sticks his hand out for a handshake.)
(Lincoln then stared at Bill's flaming hand.)
Bill: What's the matter?
Lincoln: Are there takebacks?
Bill: Kid, once the deal is sealed, you don't want to go back. But if you're having second thoughts about this, I can show you another demonstration.
Lincoln: No, no, no! You don't have to do that. It's just that, for once in my life I could actually get what want without any problems. Something like that seems too good to be true. And if I go through with it, will I like it? I-I need to think about this. Do you think you could give me some time for me to make a decision?
Bill: Of course!
Lincoln: Really?
Bill: Sure! I understand completely! It's not every day that mortals witness ultimate power and get the chance to have their desired fantasies become a reality! The number of people who try making decisions would need some time to consider before accepting deals with me. Take all the time you need!
Lincoln: Will I see you again?
Bill: Well, you summoned me once, then you can do it again.
Lincoln: Great! *fist bumps Bill*
Bill: Now before you go, how about keeping this a secret. We wouldn't want anyone trying to meddle in what I... I mean what "we" have planned! Just remember I'll be waiting, ready to make a deeaaall! (Three slots appear spinning on his chest. They stop at a letter L symbol) Hey kid, want to hear my impression of you in about three seconds!? (He then suddenly morphs into a giant head of Lincoln and starts screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Lincoln: (wakes up) AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (looks around his surroundings, only to find Bill gone and the background in color again.) Wait? Is it nighttime already!? I better get home. My family must be worried sick. (he paused for a moment, then starts having doubts.) Then again, I could be wrong.
(Later, Lincoln arrived home and enters the house only to find Lori on the couch texting on her phone.)
Lori: Where were you, twerp?
Lincoln: (still mad from earlier) None of your business.
Lori: Geez, just asking a simple question.
Lincoln: I see you found your phone. Where was it?
Lori: It was on my bed the whole time. (Later receives a text from Bobby asking to hang out) Sure I would, Boo-Boo Bear!
Lincoln: (sarcastic) Oh well, isn't that just fantastic!
(Furious, Lincoln marches upstairs to his room, growling. As he opens the door, Lincoln was shocked to find his room all cleaned up, as if Lynn and Lola never demolished his room.)
Lincoln: Wait, what? How? It was destroyed a moment ago!
*Suddenly, Leni and Lana popped out, behind him.
Leni: Hey Lincoln!
Lana: You like what we did to your room?
Lincoln: Wait? You guys did this?
Lucy: (appears out of nowhere and scares Lincoln) Yes.
Lincoln: AAAAH!
Lucy: We've heard what happened. After you left, me, Lana and Leni removed the damage Lynn and Lola did to your room.
Lincoln: Whoa. You did that for me? Thanks, you guys. That's really nice of you.
Leni: Speaking of, where have you been? You've been gone for a while and we were getting worried.
Lincoln: Don't get concerned about it. I was at the park.
Lana: What were you doing there?
Lincoln: I- (stopped for a moment and remembered what Bill had told him) I was... ummm... I was going for walk. You know, trying to blow off steam. But after doing so much walking I got tired and decided to take a nap under a tree. I guess I lost track of time after that.
Leni: Wow. You must've been really steamed.
Lucy: Did your walk make you feel any better?
Lincoln: Sort of, I still feel angry for what my other sisters did to me.
Lana: Don't worry, Linky. I'm sure things will be okay tomorrow.
Leni: Yeah! We'll make sure of it!
Lincoln: Thanks, guys. Well I'm getting ready for bed. Goodnight, you guys.
Leni, Lucy & Lana: Goodnight Lincoln!
(The three sisters made their way to their rooms for bed as well. As Lincoln got into bed, he was looking at the burnt page and thinking about Bill's offer.)
Lincoln: (to himself) What should I do? I don't want to keep being mistreated by Lori and others. This is my chance to be free. But if I go through with it, there's no turning back. This means that I won't see my sisters anymore. And Leni, Lucy and Lana went through the trouble fixing my room to make me feel better. Wouldn't it be wrong to accept Bill's offer after what they done for me? (Sigh) I need to think about this more.
(Lincoln then put the page under his pillow and went to sleep while holding Bun Bun. As he was sleeping, he then woke up only to find himself in some random place which nothing but pitch black in the background.)
Lincoln: Where am I? (Got up on his feet) Hello!? Is anyone here!?
(As Lincoln was looking around, the ground began to shake. The ground then cracks open three giant holes. Then three giants pop out, which was actually Lori, Lynn, and Lola in demonic-like appearance of red skin, horns, sharp teeth, and yellow glowing eyes. The three looked down, saw Lincoln and glared at him.)
Lincoln: (surprised) Lori!? Lynn!? Lola!?
(The three sisters let out loud roars and tried to crush Lincoln. Lincoln was running everywhere and screaming trying to avoid being crushed. On the way, he passed by Lisa, Luna, Luan, and Lily, but there were demonic like Lori, Lynn, and Lola were.)
Lincoln: Wait! You guys, Stop! It's me! Lincoln!
Lori: (monstrously) WE KNOW! (Tries to smash him with her fist.)
Lincoln: (dodges) You mean you guys are trying to crush me on PURPOSE!?
Lola: (monstrously) YES! (Tries to stomp on him.)
Lincoln: (dodges) Why are you doing this!? I'm your brother!
Lynn: (monstrously) YOU ARE NO BROTHER OF OURS!
Lola: (monstrously) YOU DO NOTHING BUT SCREW THINGS UP AND WE CONSTANTLY HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT!
Lori: (monstrously) YOU LITERALLY HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT A PAIN TO THIS FAMILY AND WE'RE PUTTING AN END TO IT, ONCE AND FOR ALL! (Smacks Lincoln sending him soaring in midair.)
(As Lincoln falls to the ground, he looks up and sees Leni, Lucy and Lana from the distance.)
Lincoln: Leni! Lucy! Lana! I am so glad you're here! You got to help me! These are crazy!
(Leni, Lucy, and Lana didn't respond.)
Lincoln: Guys? Are you ok?
(Lincoln then stepped closer to the three, and as he touched Lana's shoulder, his hand was swatted by her, and the three turned around, sporting the same looks as Lola, Lori, and Lynn.)
Lincoln: AAAAHHH! (He curled up in a ball as tears started to run his face while all of his demonic sisters appeared around him and started to stare at him in anger.)
Lola: (monstrously) SEE! NOT EVEN THOSE THREE LOVE YOU ANYMORE!
Lynn: (monstrously) NOW HOLD STILL, YOU WORTHLESS MISTAKE!
Lori: (monstrously) SO WE ALL CAN FINALLY GET RID OF YOU!
(As all ten giant sisters were about to deliver the final blow, Lincoln froze in fear and closed his eyes. Then a bright light appeared, turning the three sisters into ashes. Lincoln open his eyes and sees his sisters are gone. A little blinded by the light, Lincoln sees a blurry image beyond the brightness. As Lincoln finally sees clearly, he sees that it was actually Bill Cipher.)
Bill: (twirling his cane) Well wasn't that twisted!
Lincoln: Bill!
Bill: Hey Loud, did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.
Lincoln: Actually, I'm thrilled! You saved my life, Bill! You're my hero!
Bill: (flattered) Oh stop! It was no big deal. Besides, you would've been fine anyway. This is a dream after all, or in your case nightmare.
Lincoln: Wait!? This is a dream the whole time!? All of my sisters were a dream? Even you?
Bill: Oh no, I'm the real deal!
Lincoln: Okay, now I'm confused.
Bill: Yeah, I probably should've told you this earlier. I have the power to enter people's mind whenever they're dreaming, so basically this dream you are having right now, it is practically you leaving the key to your mind under a welcome mat. Speaking of dreams, you weren't kidding about your sisters being a pain.
Lincoln: Yeah, but I never expected them to be like this. Lori, Lynn and Lola trying to kill me. Leni, Lucy and Lana betraying me after doing something nice for me. Luan, Luna, Lily, and Lisa ignoring me. I can't believe they did that! Why did I have that dream?
Bill: Well, being the master of the mind, all I can tell you is that dreams like the one you just had are known to be visions of your future.
Lincoln: So, what you are telling me is that my nicer sisters actually hate me and want to cast me away?
Bill: Sadly, yes.
(Lincoln then became upset hearing that.)
Lincoln: (depressed) Why?
Bill: Hey, what did you expect? Girl power. Nothing you can do about it. It's like you said. 10 against 1. You have no chance against them. There'd be no way you can get some payback. Nothing except well, you know. (Snap his fingers and light his hand on blue fire.) Now, how about that deal?
Lincoln: You made a lot of good points, Bill. Look, I know you just gave time for me to make my decision, but I still need to think this through.
Bill: (annoyed) Wow, you really like to take forever to make a decision, don't you? Fine, you have till today to decide.
Lincoln: Don't you mean tomorrow?
Bill: No, I mean today.
Lincoln: What are you...
(Before Lincoln could finish, Bill's eye turns into an alarm clock and starts ringing; making Lincoln wake up.)
Lincoln: Dah! (Looks around only to find himself in his room in bed) Oh, so that's what he meant by that, because tomorrow is today.
(Lincoln then receives a text from Clyde. He asks if Lincoln was feeling alright from yesterday since he hasn't heard from him)
Lincoln: Not now, Clyde. I got to start my day.
(Lincoln got out of bed and got dressed. He was about to make his way to the kitchen to get breakfast but was stopped by Leni.)
Leni: Good morning, Lincoln!
(Lincoln then walked past her, on his way downstairs. As Lincoln was walking downstairs, Leni was feeling concerned about her little brother. When Lincoln entered the kitchen, he was hit in the forehead by a tennis ball.)
Lincoln: Ow!
Lynn: (sarcastic) Nice catch Lame-o!
Lincoln: (rubbing his forehead) Augh! Seriously, Lynn!? That really hurt! And only Ronnie can call me that nickname!
Lynn: Oh man up for once, you coward! (Raises her fist making Lincoln flinch) Two for flinching! (Punches him in the arm twice) Ha! Ha! Ha! (She picks up her tennis ball and leaves the kitchen.)
(Feeling annoyed, Lincoln opened the freezer and grabbed a box of ice cream sandwiches. But then they were snatched away by Lori and Lola.)
Lincoln: Hey, I grabbed them first!
Lori: Yeah? Well, I was "born" first!
Lola: And we were here in the kitchen first!
(Lincoln then marched out of the kitchen in anger. Sometime later, Lincoln entered the house from the back and sees Lynn Sr.)
Lincoln: Hey, Dad! Cooking?
Lynn Sr.: Sure, son!
Lincoln: Mind if I help? I didn't get to eat earlier.
Lynn Sr.: Why thank you, son! By all means, be my guest. Just go wash up first.
Lincoln: Okay.
(Lincoln washed up as told and then help Lynn Sr. cook dinner. Later, the Loud Family were in the Dining room, ready to have dinner. As all of Lincoln's sisters took a bite out of their meal, they made a face of disgust and spat the food back out.)
Lola: Eeeeeeeewww! Gross! This is horrible!
Luna: What's in this!? It is totally not cool!
Lynn Sr.: (chewing his food) What's wrong with it? It's just Mac n Cheese, Mash Potatoes and Chicken with a hint of Spice. If you ask me, it's not that... (realizing) Wait! I don't remember putting Spice on the Chicken!
Rita: Weird. Wonder how that got in there.
Lincoln: I added the spice, Dad, because I thought...
(The Loud Sisters stare at him in shock and disgust)
Lola: I was poisoned because of YOU!?
Lynn Sr.: Well Lincoln did help me make dinner, but Lola don't you think you are...
Lori: Typical, just typical. Not literally surprised that Lincoln was one to ruin everything as usual.
Lincoln: What do you mean? I thought the spice went well with Chicken!?
Lisa: (claps slowing) Well bravo dear brother, you could've been more wrong than you already are. And the fact that your intelligence is lower than any of us combined shows it.
Rita: Lisa, stop this at on-
Luna: Yeah dude, way to ruin chow time bra. Not cool.
Luan: Yeah, we don't need your help, just like with the Sister Protocol incident!
Lincoln: (little angry, holding a plate) Don't you dare bring that up! I was only trying to help! I thought you guys were over that!?
Lynn Sr.: Kids, let's try to settle do...
Lynn: Well news flash Lame-o, we haven't.
Lori: And by help, you mean literally screw things up and make them worse than I agree.
Lily: Winky bad bad! (gives him a thumbs-down)
Lana: Yeah, I'm not eating this stuff. I know I eat a lot of gross things, but at least they were good. This on the other… *throws it in the trash*
Lucy: Agreed. Not even the dead, let alone the grim reaper would get anywhere near this meal.
(Leni just shook her head at Lincoln disapprovingly)
Lola: I was right about you. Every time you get involve, you just make things worse for all of us and we have to suffer for it! And let's not forget the times you screwed us over, Lincoln! I just now see why we don't appreciate you around here. Honestly, out of all the people in the world, we have to have a MISTAKE like you for a BROTHER! You don't even deserve to be a Loud!
(Lincoln then froze in shock, hearing what Lola had said. It was bad enough hearing that his sisters hated his meal and the fact they are throwing it away the first chance they got. He was even more shocked of when Lucy and Lana agreed with their sisters about dinner. As he sat there shocked, he dropped his plate on the floor, shattering upon impact, then started getting a flashback of his dream from last night.)
*FLASHBACK*
Lola: (monstrously) YOU DO NOTHING BUT SCREW THINGS UP AND WE CONSTANTLY HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT!
Lincoln: Leni! Lucy! Lana! I am so glad you're here! You got to help me! These are crazy! Wait!? What are you doing!? No! Please, don't hurt me! You can't treat me like this! Help me PLEASE! (When Bill Cipher appeared) Leni, Lucy, and Lana abandoning me. I can't believe they did that!
Bill Cipher: ...dreams like the one you just had been known to be visions of your future. (when Lincoln asked why.) Hey, what did you expect? Girl power. Nothing you can do about it.
*END OF FLASHBACK*
Rita: LOLA LOUD! I can't believe you just said that!
Lola: Well it's true! Lincoln is nothing but a huge pain in the a-
(Lincoln then smashed the "Most Improved Brother" trophy on the ground. Everyone gasped as they looked at Lincoln. He then gave them a mean stare and walks off outside the house. Without a second thought, his sisters follow him.)
Lori: That was literally unbelievable.
Lincoln: Tell me about it! You guys—
Lola: We're talking about you, Lincoln.
Lana: We did so much for you, and that is how you repay us?
Luna: Not cool, dude.
Lincoln: (sarcastic) Oh, great. So, this is all my fault, then?
Lucy: Yes, but—
Luan: It is! You are always the cause of our problems!
Lincoln: You said it! You proved my point!
Lynn Jr: What are you talking about?
Lincoln: You girls always gang up against me! It's always 10 against 1! You guys used to love me! Now, I'm just a jolly white joke!
Lisa: Brother unit, don't be like that. Sure, we scold you several times that it makes you upset, but maybe it is not such a bad thing.
Lincoln: I don't expect you all to understand. All of you are better than me. You even got futures planned. It's not like you guys really loved me. You spent half your lives torturing me!
Leni: And the other half taking care of you.
Lincoln: (sighs) Look, all I wanted was for things to go back the way they used to be. Back when I was the center of attention. Back when I was well-known. And I could read comics in my underwear in peace. Without you guys around! That way, I could do what I wanted. When I wanted to do it. Back when the world made sense!
Lori: You mean back when you thought Mom and Dad were going to kick us out, making you believe you will be their only child?
Lincoln: Exactly!
(The sisters stare in shock at what Lincoln said. Lily started crying as Leni held her. The parents heard everything, and they stared at Lincoln in disappointment.)
Rita: Lincoln, you have ten beautiful sisters.
Luna: A girlfriend who loves you.
Leni: And friends who adore you.
Lori: You have everything. Why is it that the only person who can't see that is you?
(Lincoln then stares disappointed, not saying anything. The sisters and parents then turn around and head back inside, but not before looking at Lincoln one last time. They closed the door, leaving Lincoln outside.)
Lincoln: That's just great.
(Lincoln then decides to take a walk. He starts mumbling in anger. It was nearly midnight and everyone in the Loud House was asleep. All except Lincoln, who was still walking on the destination he met Bill. Lincoln checks the time on his clock to see that it's 11:50 pm. Later, Lincoln finally arrives to the same spot he summoned Bill and starts setting up from before.)
Lincoln: (chanting) Triangulum, entangulum. Vene foris dominus mentium. Vene foris videntis omnium! (waits for a moment then feels the pain from his stomach and his eyes starts glowing blue from before and chants again.) Egassem sdrawkcab. Egassem sdrawkcab. Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab!
(The background turns black and white and Bill Cipher appears)
Bill: Lincoln Loud! You actually showed up! And exactly on midnight on the dot as promised! *laughs* You know, you remind me of someone that made a similar deal to the one you made!
Lincoln: I kept my promise, Bill Cipher. *chuckles*
Bill: That you are! Speaking of words, what's the word on decision? Do you accept my offer?
Lincoln: Yes, I just have to say something before I make this deal.
Bill: Which is?
(After Lincoln explains what happened earlier, Bill then nods, understanding his pain.)
Lincoln: You were right, Bill. It was 10 against one. Girl power. I don't stand a chance.
Bill: What can I say, I was right about you. Since I feel bad for you, I decided to raise the stakes for you.
Lincoln: What do you mean?
Bill: As I recall, you mentioned that you want to be the only kid in the family. Well, luckily since I'm an all-powerful being, I can make that deal come true. It'd be just like you said, Lincoln. It'll be like the good old days. When you had the house like a castle. Back when the world made sense.
Lincoln: Alright, what's the catch?
Bill: Catch? There's no catch. (starts mumbling) Not unless you're willing to give up something.
Lincoln: Alright, what do you want, Bill Cipher?
Bill: Easy. All I want is a puppet.
Lincoln: Really, that's it?
Bill: Sounds like a small price to pay to get what you want! Besides, what does it matter how your sisters feel anyway. (His body grows and shows scenes from past episodes, "Making the Case", "Tents in Debate", "Picture Perfect", "Sleuth or Consequences", "The Green House" and "A Fair to Remember") How many times have you sacrificed everything just for them, huh? Whether it's trying to regain their forgiveness or trying to give them happiness. But when's the last time any of your sisters have done the same for you? (Shrinks back to normal) Face it, Lincoln Loud, you're better off without them. You'll be the only child of the family. With that being said! (His hand lights on blue fire) Do we have a deal!?
Lincoln: (looks at the picture of his sisters and looks at Bill's hand. He then keeps repeating till a tear comes from his eye, and then looks at Bill.) Deal!
(Lincoln and Bill then shake hands.)
Lincoln: So which puppet do you want? Mr. Coconuts? Edwin? Colonel Crackers? Please tell me it's Colonel Crackers?
Bill: Let's see? Hooow about... (eye turns red and voice goes deep.) YOU!
Lincoln: Wait, what!?
(Bill then phases straight into Lincoln's body, with him screaming. As Lincoln tries to fight back, bright yellow light starts shining out of Lincoln's eyes and mouth as he screams in pain. Lincoln then collapse and fell to the ground. As he woke up, Lincoln was back in the same place in his dream except this time he was floating and tied up in yellow glowing chains, along with golden cuffs restraining him. Lincoln tried to break free of them, but it was too tight.)
Lincoln: What's going on?! Bill?!
Bill: (offscreen) Don't you get it, Snowflake?!
(Two huge yellow glowing holes open above Lincoln. As Lincoln looks through them seeing the park. Lincoln was then shocked in fear. Zooms out. Revealing Bill now possessing Lincoln's body.)
Bill: (possessing Lincoln) I have gotten my PUPPET! (Laughs like an evil madman)