My name is bluejay. Bluejay lewis. The following story is a real one yada yada yada. This is all that stupid whores stick. Anyways. The following shit your about to read is real. It has to be told through fanfiction, do to all the plagerizin that goes down here in these here states. I digress I suppose. Anyways enough dilly dalling. Today I present to you. "The Author"
