My last copy for this story had some problems, so decided to just restart the story all together.. This allows me to do it better anyway..

Once again it's based on a family guy episode.

This story takes place 2 years after Sachi and Ariena are originally born, but they aren't involved in the story. They are left babysat by Pinkie Lancer, who's real public name is common knowledge by now. Carly's twin sister Blake is also there to babysit.

Johnny and Carly decided to take a trip by themselves. Well, them and Seras. Carly couldn't resist bringing her along. Seras is good at leaving them alone if they need it. Plus Carly hopes it'll encourage Seras to get herself out there two. Carly worries she might be getting lonely. She thinks the same of Pinkie, but Pinkie already went on some lovemeet dates, so she's covering that. Packie tried doing the same a few times, unless he's with Midnight or whoever. Anyway Johnny suggests they go to a beach, but Seras said she has an old cabin in Georgia, which is only a few hours from San Andreas. Carly seconds Seras's idea, though Johnny is slightly disappointed.

''wait, if you're bringing another girl friend I want another guy friend.'' Johnny said, for understandable reasons. ''Fair enough, take your pick.'' Carly chuckled.

''Terry Thorpe, haven't seen him lately, think he's lonely.'' Johnny replied.

''Great, more bikers'' Seras teasingly groaned. Carly shook her head playfully.

''Hey what's with you and bikers?'' Johnny asked.

''They tried to kill me outside my school.'' Seras revealed.

"What?!" Carly responded in shock.

''Yeah, I -I don't like talking about.'' Seras said, feeling a scar on her knee.

''Well regardless this might help ease your opinion.. Plus he has a new Buffalo, will be easier to travel in than your truck.'' Johnny insisted.

''Fine.'' Seras groaned, Carly pats her a little.

The four drive through a lonely highway of said town, Terry's buffalo car is seen to be red.

''Boy, I'm sure getting my money's worth out of this rental car.'' Terry Thorpe chuckled, Johnny in the front, the girls in the back.

''Okay, all right, I got one. Would you rather be a hobo with a five percent chance of getting inherited by a rich guy or be Hitler two years before the end of World War II? Cause you know you're gonna have to shoot yourself, but you still got two more years as Hitler.'' Johnny said, doing it as their driving game.

''If you're the hobo, do you, uh, have a place to sleep, like an underpass or...?'' Terry asked.

''Different every night.'' Johnny replied.

''As Hitler, can I change certain policies so that maybe I'm looked on more favorably at the end of the war?'' Terry asked.

''No, you already screwed up big-time- lot of dead Jews.'' Johnny dryly replied.

''I've seen enough nazies down at hellsing without feeling any desire to become one.'' Seras said, wearing a plain white t-shirt.

''Yeah, it doesn't seem flattering.. But am I a blue state or a red state hobo?'' Carly asked.

''Blue, but Midwestern blue.'' Johnny replied.

''Damn, it's cold there.. Still beats being a nazi though.'' Carly replied, Seras nodes in agreement.

''Am I allowed to kill other hobos to increase my odds?'' Seras asked.

''Kill anyone you like; you're a hobo.'' Johnny said.

''Wait a minute, where are we?'' Seras asked suddenly.

''What, these were your directions Brit.'' Terry growled.

''You knew I fell asleep.'' she growled back.

''Everyone relax ...'' Johnny started but Terry interrupts with ''Dude, these backwoods parts of the Deep South ain't a place you want to get lost in.'' Terry warned, and at that a police siren sounds off behind them, Terry swears to himself but still pulls over. Mostly because Seras was there, and she wouldn't approve of a needless car chase. However Terry still acts needishly rude when the sheriff comes over. Wearing a big hat and everything.

''Officer, hwhat is it? We are in a tremendous urban rush.'' Terry snarked.

''You fellas ain't from around here, are yeh?''

''We're very sorry, Sheriff, and we want to cooperate to the fullest extent possible.'' Johnny said, trying his best to be polite, however it's only then the Sheriff becomes angry. Not from Terry.

''You threatening me?!''

''What, no sir I'm just ...''

''Who are you calling "sir," boy? I'm an officer of the law, paid by this county And I can't help noticing you friend got a headlight out.'' The Sheriff said, pulling out a knight stick. Smashing said headlight.

''And you got some nerve being in my town without a turn signal ain't working either.'' he said, and smashed it two.

Seras rolls down the back window. ''Look buddy I'm a cop two. So you walk away and I won't report you.'' Seras warned off.

''Oh you're a cop, huh? Let me see your badge.'' The Sheriff asked, in a rude tone. Seras reluctantly gives him it, only for him to throw it into the forest.

''Looks like you're a civilian now blondie.'' he said smugly.

''I'm still a cop.'' Seras groaned.

''Not in my town, and I ain't taking orders from no Brit.'' he said, clearly offensively, and whacked Seras with the stick making her bend over in agony, Carly angrily tried to jump out but was stopped by Johnny.

The Sheriff opens the trunk, dropping some drugs in it, which he pretends to find. ''Well well, lookee here.''

''Oh, come on! You planted that there!''

''Dispatch, this is Sheriff Nicholas. Bringing in four perpetrators under suspicion of drug possession. one british, one with purple eyes, one bald, and one handsome.''

''Aww.'' Terry said, somehow flattered.

''You're all coming down to the station with me.'' Nicholas said, drawing out his standard pistol.

''Oh great trip Seras, way better than my beach idea.'' Johnny snarked. The two being close enough to have a snark-to-snark type of relationship.