Squidward was reading a tome as Spongebob, Patrick and Sandy walked to him
Spongebob said "Hey Squidward what are you doing"
Squidward said "Glad you ask Spongebob I've been reading this tome Nocturna give it to me"
But they hears a snobby voice
"You call this a spellbook!"
It was Squilliam Fancyson
Squidward, Spongebob, Patrick and Sandy growled "Squilliam Fancyson!"
Squilliam mocked "Squiddy I didn't know you read ancient and magical spellbooks for the middle ages!"
Squidward said "We'll just see how you like it Fancyson!"
Squidward flipped through the pages until he sees a page
Squidward cleared his throat and started to chant
Squilliam said "Uh what's going on!?"
Squidward jumped into Squilliam's head
Squilliam screamed in pain as he holds his head
And all of a sudden Squilliam smiles
Spongebob said "Uh Squilliam are you okay"
Squilliam said "Of course I'm okay I'm more than okay I'm feeling fantastic!~"
Sandy said "Oh that ain't good"
Spongebob gasped "I gotta go to work!"
As Spongebob left, Patrick let out a sad sigh
Patrick said "Without Squidward how am I gonna annoy"
Patrick sees Bubble Bass
Bubble Bass run away screaming
Patrick chased Bubble Bass
"GET BACK HERE!!"
Squilliam thought 'Wait until I got this lazy untalented squid out of my head!'
Squilliam hears a soft but haunting voice singing in his head
~La la la la la~
Squilliam covers his ears
~La la la la la~
Squilliam began to sing ~Oh how I love Squidward he's uptight and intelligent when it comes to music and the arts he is elegant~
Squilliam hummed a tune as he walked into the Krusty Krab
But he sees his angry boss Eugene Krabs with his arms crossed
Squilliam gulped
Mr. Krabs said "Again come on Mister Squidward you know how I feel about humming!"
"Sorry sir it won't happen again"
"Good now get to work"
Squilliam saluted "Yes sir!"
Squilliam danced his way to a cashier boat
Squilliam said "Phew that was close I know Squilliam didn't like working in greasy spoons!"
Larry walked to Squilliam
"Excuse me I like to order a salad and a healthy fruit smootie please"
Squilliam said "Spongebob one salad and a fruit smoothie"
Squidward gives Spongebob a order ticket
Larry payed for it
Spongebob gives a salad and a fruit smoothie to Larry
"Here you go Larry"
"Thanks bro"
"You're welcome Larry"
Mr. Krabs was counting the money in his office but he hears a familiar voice humming
Mr. Krabs said "Hmmph it sounds like-"
"Mister Squidward!!"
Mr. Krabs kicked open the door and runned to Squilliam who gives tofu squares and rice cakes to Shubby
"Mister Squidward what is the meaning of this!?"
Squilliam said "Eugene my man I can assure you that serving fried food to the customers is not healthy so Spongebob and I grew the vegetables from the garden, make rice cakes and tofu"
Mr. Krabs said "Tofu mofu get back to work we got hungry customers out here!"
Later
Squilliam and Spongebob walked out of the Krusty Krab
Spongebob said "Good job at the job Squidward"
Spongebob laughed
Suddenly Squidward jumped out of Squilliam's head
Squilliam rubbed his head "Ow my head!"
Squilliam realized something
"What am I doing here!?"
"Well Squilliam you just worked at the Krusty Krab"
Squilliam screamed "The Krusty Krab yuck I will not work in the greasy spoon again!!"
Squilliam walked in anger
Squidward laughed
Spongebob said "That's my Squidward"
The End
