Season 1. Episode1 part 1:

The war against the Goa'uld is on its greatest. Apophis has risen from the dead. And now he seeks revenge.

Somewhere in New Jersey, a Marine Corps training base stood. One of the top cadets are Darius Fisher, who is a huge jerk. One of the skinny ones is a young adult named Conrad Baird. He might seem skinny but he is as strong as an ox, and tough as nails. And brave like a lion. Darius Fisher is the leader of their battalion. And he split it in two. The more bigger build with more visible muscle and who bullies the skinnier ones are known as the Future Soldiers. The skinnier and weaker ones are known as the Shitfaces.

Today was the last day of training. Conrad was told to fight Darius. Of course their Drill Sergeant was watching. As the bell went of, Darius charged. Conrad countered him and kneed him in the gut and Darius was down.

Silence.

Conrad wasn't skinny after all. He was just good at hiding it. But after the last training day, Conrad was called in. The Sergeant smiled at him. "How did you do it? Hiding yourself?". Conrad replied with respect in his voice. "I didn't sir, you just didn't noticed.". Sergeant nodded. "How do you feel on a transfer son?".

(At the SGC.).

Conrad was at the base entrance. This will be the biggest step of his life. He will be working with the infamous SGC! He was wondering to himself, will he get his own team? Will he be assigned to another team? Will he get the security detail? He was flooding with questions. But as he was at the door, a woman in a lab coat was waiting. "I am Doctor Frasier, sense you are new here, you will need to go through some tests. Just protocol.". Conrad nodded. "Understood ma'am.".

Conrad was in the infirmary, he was waiting for them to take some of his blood. As the doctor was pulling it she smiled. "You have some gorgeous eyes." She said. Conrad just shifted a little. "Thanks, I guess." He said nervously. Then a man in his middle-age came in. "I am General George Hammond, I need you to come with me.". Conrad followed him until they came into an office. Hammond then held a file. "According to your file, your not American, you are in fact a South African, pretty tough group.". Conrad sighed in despair. "I lost my home sir, I don't want someone else to loose theirs.". Hammond smiled. "Very well, you will be transferred to SG-1.". Conrad then shot him a stunned look. "Thé SG-1 sir?". Hammond nodded. "If I understand correctly, they are in a mission briefing, care to join in?". Conrad nodded with a salute. "Yes sir.".

In the briefing room were four people.

Col. Jack O'Neill, Major Samantha Carter, Doc. Daniel Jackson and Teel'c.

As Hammond walked in they stood up. "SG-1, I would like you to meet your new team member. Private Conrad Baird.". Conrad saluted at the team. Jack made a smug and nodded his head. "Respectful, I like it.". But Conrad wasn't listening. He was eyeing the major. He doesn't know what the hell was happening to him, but he couldn't stop. But it was short when the General snapped his fingers in front him. Conrad shook his head and looked at his new boss. Hammond then handed the SG-1 some files. "These are copies of the Private's personal file. All information is in here.".

Conrad was told to sit down as the team was studying his file.

O'Neill was the first to speak. "Excellent marksman, Excellent hand to hand combat, extremely quick. Works for me.".

Then it was Daniel Jackson's turn. "Well, education shows great scores with history. Math is average, good scores with……………. Afrikaans?".

Then Carter helped out. "One of the native languages in South Africa.". "How many languages do you speak?". Conrad just smirked. "20, if you count my home language in.".

O'Neill just looked surprise. "Twenty?". Conrad nodded. "Afrikaans, English, German, Russian, Japanese, Spanish, Italian, Korean, shall I continue?".

All of them shook their heads. Teel'c then asked a serious question. "What about relatives?". Conrad then clenched his fist. "Birth parents, unknown. Foster parents, dead.". Sam then spoke softly. "I am sorry.". Conrad managed to hide his blush. He never been able to speak to women so easily before. O'Neill then asked something. "Do you have a home or did you just left training?". Conrad then groaned. "I have an apartment in New Jersey but I don't think it is safe to say I am going to live there.".

Daniel Jackson then spoke up. "The SGC will provide for you an apartment nearby, all your possessions will be transported to you.". Conrad sighed. "Thanks".