Alright, it's time to get Gen 5 going.
Now, there are a lot of Pokémon to this gen, more than Gen 1, so it's gonna take a while to get through it but I will do my best. I might end up doing shorter entries to make it easier, but we'll see.
Also, if you haven't noticed already, I've decided to make the entries for Gens 5-8 (assuming I get to that point) on a separate story because I feel like that will be easier to read.
We will, of course, begin with Victini. Enjoy!
#494: Victini
Type: Fire/Psychic
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, tapered, V shaped tip
Victini is said to have an remarkable amount of energy and that any trainer blessed with Victini will be guaranteed victory, no matter the outcome of the battle. When Victini shares this infinite energy, that being's entire body will be overflowing with power.
Victini have a unique penis that splits at the tip into a V shape and allows Victini to release sperm from two places at once, ensuring pregnancy. However, since Victini only have one penis, it's not like they can necessarily mate with two partners at once.
Victini come from space and reproduce by bestowing it's unlimited energy upon a small living being that is at the brink of dying and giving it all the energy to transform into Victini. Because of this, Victini don't necessarily need to mate, but it's still very fun.
#495: Snivy
Type: Grass
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, dual, tapered
Snivy absorb sunlight through their tail in a photosynthetic process that gives them energy and makes their movement swifter. If Snivy aren't feeling well, then their tail will droop down like a dehydrated plant.
Snivy, like all starter Pokémon, are bred to be a choice for trainers' first Pokémon on a farm just outside Unova's Pinwheel Forest, which works well because it's near Professor Juniper's lab in Nuvema Town. At this farm, male and female Snivy are kept separate to prevent overpopulation, but of course one or two Snivy might slip their way to the other side.
In the wild, however, Snivy attract a mate by turning around and waving the leaves on their tail in front of their potential mate. Snivy always mate while basking in the sunlight as they need the energy to get them through multiple rounds of mating.
#496: Servine
Type: Grass
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, dual, tapered
Servine move along the ground as if they were sliding and can attack foes with a powerful whip from their tail. If Servine's leaves get dirty, then they can't use photosynthetic abilities so they have to keep them clean at all times.
Should a Snivy happen to evolve while still at the farm, something that's rare but not unheard of, that Servine will be given a choice to either stay on the farm and help out with farming duties or be released into the wild where it will fend for itself. Interesting enough, most Servine agree to be let go and live their own life, free from being captured by any trainer.
Once in the wild and after setting up a home for itself, Servine look for a mate by first dipping their tail in river water to get it extra clean and shiny then presenting that tail to a mate. Male Servine can shoot semen out of one or both of their dual penises at once and can even get two female Servine pregnant at the same time.
#497: Serperior
Type: Grass
Average penis length/design: 11 inch, dual, tapered
Serperior's noble eyes can cause an opponent to stop in their tracks from just a simple glare. Once a foe is spotted, Serperior will give its all fighting against strong opponents, only stopping once one of them have been defeated.
With its arms and legs stripped from it upon evolution, Serperior can only move by slithering across the ground, but that doesn't stop Serperior from absorbing sunlight to give power to itself and to make it look as stunning as possible for mates. Many Grass Type Pokémon can only dream of becoming mates with Serperior, but Serperior only desires a mate in its own evolutionary line.
Two Serperior live on the Snivy farm and mate on the regular to produce more Snivy, but wild Serperior will often tangle themselves up during mating as they exchange passion for one another. Male Serperior have prehensile penises that can actually function the way their arms would when they still had them.
#498: Tepig
Type: Fire
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, spiral shape
Tepig can make a foe back off by shooting fire balls from its nose, but should Tepig fall ill then that fire will turn into a black smoke instead. Tepig love to roast berries before eating them, but will sometimes get carried away and burn them to a crisp.
Tepig are bred on a farm near Unova's Reversal Mountain, a mountain where the soil is quite warm and pleasant for Tepig to grow and survive. In the wild, however, Tepig can attract a mate by offering some of its roasted berries as a kind gesture, something that Tepig only does to a mate that it likes.
Male Tepig have a penis design much similar to their tail, curly shape with a large ball for a tip that it can use to keep itself inside the female so she can't get away as easily. Female Tepig will often shoot a little bit of fire out of both their nose and their vagina upon orgasm, something that doesn't harm Tepig sperm as they are natural born fire spitters.
#499: Pignite
Type: Fire/Fighting
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, spiral shape
Any food that Pignite eats is turned into fuel in its stomach that gives Pignite its flame. When angered, Pignite's flame will become more intense, causing Pignite to become faster and give it sharper movements.
Pignite often show themselves off to a mate by smashing boulders with its fists, even if Pignite already has a mate it will still do so to remind its mate what it has. While Pignite do love showing off to mates, they also have kind hearts and will always share some of their food with friends or mates.
Pignite's strength allow them to lift their mate up while mating and their spiral shaped penis can actually spring, literally spring, into an erection at a moment's notice. Upon orgasm, Pignite will often shoot fire from their snout and their tail may even uncurl.
#500: Emboar
Type: Fire/Fighting
Average penis length/design: 10 inch, spiral shape
When ready for battle, Emboar can form a beard of fire that, when it quickly thrusts its fists into, can create flaming fists that attack with the fury of a professional boxer. When not in battle, Emboar can cause this beard to fade as to risk accidentally setting anything on fire.
A male and female Emboar take residence at the Tepig farm near Reversal Mountain, but in the wild Emboar attract a mate by first eating tamato berries or other spicy food to fuel their flaming beard and make it look even bigger and more impressive.
During mating, Emboar can move some of their flame down to their genitals, something that doesn't hurt Emboar at all considering they're made of fire, to really add to the pleasure and heat of mating. Of course, Emboar would never do this if they were mating with a non-Fire Type Pokémon.
#501: Oshawott
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, tapered
Oshawott are able to use the scalchop they carry on their stomach as a weapon, being able to slash at opponents like a set of claws. Of course, Oshawott's scalchop isn't just for battles, they can also use it to break open hard berries.
The farm where Oshawott are bred for a starter Pokémon is located within Humilau City and are watched over by the gym leader, Marlon, for safe keeping. In the wild, Oshawott can entice a non Oshawott-mate by offering its scalchop to break open berries or other food.
Oshawott often put their scalchop to the side while mating as they really can't do much else without it, not that mating would actually cause it to break anyway. Oshawott semen is very watery and Oshawott eggs are often kept hidden behind river rocks for safety.
#502: Dewott
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, tapered
As a result of strict training, Dewott are masters of different techniques using their dual scalchops, and no two Dewott learn the same technique. One thing that all Dewott have in common is being able to take out their opponent using whatever technique they prefer.
While Dewott care deeply about maintaining their scalchops, they also care deeply about their mate and will do whatever it takes to defend them. Dewott attract mates by moving their scalchops in a way that is less about defending itself and is more like dancing with Chinese fans.
Dewott prefer to mate underwater as they can hold their breath for a long time and they like the peace it gives them, however Dewott also like to keep their eggs on land as baby Oshawott aren't as capable for breath holding.
#503: Samurott
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 11 inch, sword blade shaped
Upon evolution, Samurott's scalchops merge onto its body and becomes a sort of armor and it can pull part of this armor on its front legs to use as a set of swords. In just the blink of an eye, Samurott can unsheathe its swords and slice an opponent.
Like with the other Unova Starters, a male and female Samurott take residence at the Oshawott farm in Humilau City and provide all of the eggs that the farm needs, and once one of those Samurott die then another Oshawott will be trained up to evolution to be used as a breeder. In the wild, Samurott show off to a mate by slicing up trees with its swords to create unique shapes.
Samurott's armor is detachable and can come off during mating, this of course leaves Samurott more vulnerable but given its speed with the armor on, taking care of any intruders won't be a problem. Samurott prefer to mate doggy style and male Samurott have a penis that resembles that of a sword blade, but isn't actually sharp.
And that will do it for that chapter.
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