"Damn it, Dean! Seriously? Again?"

"What? Sam, it's strawberry. You asked for strawberry."

"I asked for jam, not jelly!"

"What's the difference? It's strawberry and you spread it on bread."

"The difference is jelly's made with fruit juice and jam's made with actual fruit!"

"Yeah, well, jam's got seeds and they get stuck in my freaking teeth!"

"Ha! I knew it! You do know the difference! You got jelly on purpose!"

"Sammy baby, there are jelly people and there are jam people. I'm a jelly people and as long as I'm doing the grocery shopping, it's jelly, all the way."