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'Thoughts'
"Speaking"
*Actions*
"YELLING"
-Time-
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-Unnamed Plains-
In the middle of unnamed plains, the Ashen One in his Nameless Set with a guy by the name of Bob from Carrim who was wearing just a normal knight set.
"What the?" Bob said as he looked confused.
"Hm...this doesn't appear to be a place I know," the Ashen One said.
"Maybe this place has some treasure! That would be so good!" Bob said.
"Is treasure really all you can think of? This place could be filled with demons, after all," the Ashen One said.
"Demons are an endangered species and we are doing a pretty good job at making them go extinct," Bob said.
"We?" The Ashen One said with a confused look on his helmet-covered face. He then remembers the fights he had with the last few demons. Bob died unceremoniously in every fight.
"I basically had to deal with the last few demons with some help but you were just working as a distraction, at best," the Ashen One said.
"Oh come on! You and your buddies would've lost without me!" Bob said.
"I doubt that. Regardless, for all we know, we could be in a world where demons thrive," the Ashen One said.
Well, he was right, in a way. Demons DO thrive, just not the demons he knew.
"If they're like the normal demons then I can easily take them on!" Bob said with a confident look on his face.
"We'll see about that. But we still need to be careful around here. There might even be dragons," the Ashen One said.
"What do you think my Lightning Spears are for?!" Bob said.
"But what if the dragons are actually not evil at all? Or well not wild beasts?" The Ashen One said.
"You don't know that! Since when have dragons been anything BUT dangerous beasts, anyway?" Bob said.
"Well there are writings of an ancient Everlasting Dragon who led a covenant at the time when the first chosen successor of Gwyn made his journey," the Ashen One said.
"It must be a rumor that cannot be the true! Well if you're not going to do something, then I will do so!" Bob said.
He ran off.
"I better prevent him from doing something stupid in this world…" The Ashen One said.
He followed Bob.
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-1 hour later, Dragonia-
They arrived at a valley of mountains that were part of Dragonia. At a dragon training field, but not before the Ashen One lit a bonfire nearby to the field.
"I have questions on how these girls even have those dragon parts," the Ashen One said as he observed Alto-Eris leading a group of wyverns and dragons on several air maneuvers.
"They must be dragons and must die!" Bob said as eh pulled out his straight sword.
"Though I do remember reading about this covenant whose members become more dragon-li-Wait what?! Don't be hasty!" The Ashen One said as he watched Bob going to run up and fight the dragons, but then stopped as he heard the Unkindled's words.
"We gotta do this the way of the dragon slayers! Like Ornstein!" Bob said.
"Uh...no?" The Ashen One said.
"Man I wish I was alive back then to see him at work... He was SO good at this! You found his armor, right?" Bob said.
"That's beside the point. And I think they heard you…" the Ashen One said.
He was right and Alto-Eris was approaching. As she heard Bob talking about Dragon Slayer Ornstein and how good of a thing Dragon-Slaying is.
"What did you say? Did you speak good of dragon-slaying?" Alto-Eris asked.
"Not me," the Ashen One said.
"I know, I'm talking to your friend over here," Alto-Eris said.
"I wouldn't call hi-" the Ashen One said but then Bob formed a Lighting Spear through the use of a talisman in his left hand.
"HURL LIGHTNING SPEAR!" Bob said with a grin behind his helmet.
"Wait no-" The Ashen One said, but Bob threw it at Alto-Eris, which bounced harmlessly off of her.
"What the Izalith?!" Bob said in total shock.
"So dragons in this world lack a weakness to lightning, it appears. Is your "armor" lightning-proof, by any chance?" The Ashen One said with an inquisitive look.
"As a matter of fact, it is. Now, you might want to move aside, just to not get caught in the crossfire…" Alto-Eris said.
The Ashen One complied, not wanting to pick a needless fight, unlike Bob.
Then Alto-Eris turned into a dragon, or rather her bestial form.
"So dragons here can change form. Interesting," the Ashen One said.
Then she roasted Bob. Literally.
"Oh there he goes," the Ashen One said.
YOU DIED
"And what about you?" Alto-Eris said as she was still in her bestial form.
"Oh me? I am simply looking for a way home. I have no intention of getting into pointless battles. Being in a world where not everything around me is trying to kill me actually feels a little refreshing, for once," the Ashen One said.
"A wise decision," Alto-Eris said.
"Yes. I do not wish to attack mindlessly. Oh and be ready for what is about to come next," the Ashen One said.
"What do you mean?" Alto-Eris said with a confused look as she turned back into her humanoid form. Then Bob showed up again.
"Bonfires still work in this world, it seems," the Ashen One said.
"Good to know. LIGHTNING SPEAR!" Bob said.
"Sigh... How many times do I have to tell you? If it didn't work the first time, it won't work the second ti-" The Ashen One said.
"LIGHTNING SPEAR!" Bob said.
"Or the third time…" The Ashen One said.
Bob kept throwing Lightning spears at Alto-Eris.
"Just for curiosity's sake, tell me. Would it actually be effective if you removed your armor?" The Ashen One said.
"It's better I show you," Alto-Eris said. She then took off her armor, which actually exposed her breasts.
Ashen One covered his eyes out of politeness.
"EEK! EXHIBITIONIST!" Bob said he closed his eyes and started to blindly throw his Lightning Spears. However, Alto-Eris was unaffected by the Lightning spears. Nor was she embarrassed at the fact that she is topless.
"I guess. Might've worked better on a much younger dragon. Oh well," Alto-Eris said as she turns into her full dragon form and fries him.
YOU DIED
"Also please for the love of the gods. Put on clothing," the Ashen One said.
"Fine... You don't quite feel like you are fully human, but you sure behave like a human," Alto-Eris said as she put on her clothing.
"Well, I'm not. I'm an undead. Though I can still be somewhat qualified as a human," the Ashen One said. "Though I am more of what is called an Unkindled, not quite an undead."
"Really? Never heard of an Unkindled. Tell me more about it," Alto-Eris said.
"I would like to, but someone must keep an eye on Bob. I hope you understand," the Ashen One said.
"I see…" The Ashen One said.
Bob came back.
"I am here to-"
"Okay I think that's enough trying to get yourself killed Bob," the Ashen One cut off Bob.
"HU-"
"Vow of Silence!" The Ashen One said as he cast the miracle before Bob can even use any more miracles.
"Damn it! Why couldn't you let me do it!" Bob said pissed off.
"Because it's going to end badly for you time and time again," the Ashen One said with a deadpan look behind his helmet.
"Oh c'mon!" Bob shouted.
"Oh. And to any of you who know any spell, it'll wear off after a while," the Ashen One said.
They left.
A/n: So yeah there's the important fact that the creator of Berserk is dead. While I never read or watched any of the media's in regard to Berserk it is still sad to see a famous person in the world to die without leaving their work finished.
Anyways enough sad moments. Yes the Ashen One is going to help Bob, the idiotic guy, from not dying a lot in the world of MGE.