Satar swars star swipe side appears as ace fell through the rick and mortar portal. Ace now had a robotic eye which allowed hm to shot better and look farther. His ace savber was now hotter and sharper. His joints where replaced with robotic joints so they wouldn't hurt at much and would punmnh harder.. Kind of like the kickass movie. Did you know the kick ass girl the one wit hthe purple hair was in the new tom and jerry movie. Really sucks to hear she's a good actor in Kickass, shame she was held back by a mediocre movie script she was clearly phoning in for a quick paycheck. e.
(go read Ace window and Drum Solo crossover for further redeal)
"Man, that was a crossover to remember. Wait what the fuck?" ace spurted out loud.
Ace saw as the entire wpr;d as he kone knew was looking a big like detroit. It wasnt looing good before buit now it's pretty fucking back. He looked down at his iphone 9, which turned into anj iphone x. He turned on the front facing camera to see a beard grow slowly but checked the date on his phone.
"Damn, 2 weeks into the futur. Idiot fucking moron Drum sent me too fart in time." Ace shook his head.
He looked over to see wal-mart two streets down that he was once in 2 weeks ago in comple ruins. The roof was caved in, the employees looked tired and worn of. The wal mart guards were more intense than last time. Drones flew over the building. One looked ovader aft him and he stayed in place. He wasnt sure if the camera could see him from here he stood in place wondering if he would regret his action or not.. The drone turned around and went back to usual pattern. He sighed in relief and the drones surrounded him in a matter of seconds and milosnon.
"Some tings never chan." Said Ace. "This time thcnage for the worst." he grinned and pulled out his ace saber and in other than, drum's gun he "borrowed". He fired his postol in sink as he slashed the drones. Wal-mart guards climbed the tired he hide on. They all had light sabers and rifles.
"Oh shit." Saice ace.
"Thats right. We got an upbrade." Said a walmart guard.
Kind ofl ike at toward the end of open world games where the mini bosses are casual enemies. Like dark soul, spider man on the play station 4 and breath of wild. But ace was prepared. He used his new joints and had used his legs with all his power to leap from one tower to another. He ran away heriocly.
"FUCK!" Saohuted ace as he trtripced over a vpipe. A guard used their rocket boots an landed infront of ace. Ace had an idea. He piotned his boots at the guard.
"Huh?" Said the guard.
Ace clicked his heels together. Nothing happened. "Fell fuck it worked in code man kid door."
The guard shrugged as ace bgreakepd his neck and broke it with aces powerful leg dtrasng. The guard fell to the ground. Ace looked bother ways to seet he guards still looking for him. He dragged the guard into the nearby building ontop of the highest tower water tower. He picked pieces of the guards amrour and upgraded aces already strong armour to even stronger and cooler amrour. He also noticed the battery life was better on their light sbares and upgrdaerd his saberr.
"Damn with this is can be in max heated mode for long ass time." said ace.
A very burly guard finally caught wind of ace and kicked the door down but it was too late as ace already upgraded his gear and slashjed theguard before the door pic even fell to the ground. Several more guards entered and began to lbindly gcharged at ace but he again aslo already slashed manly maulying them all into bloody frothyt bloody burnt charded messes.
Ace sat down for a moment to catch his breath "oh reight havent technically eaten in two weeks. Ned a burger or somethin."|
"Need a burger or somethin?" sahouted a fmailer voice. It was robot head in a jar ronald mcdonald he was half robot head and half human head like the guy from no more heroes.. But he klooked cooler than last time. The coolest he haD EVER BEEN LOOKED. THIS UPSET AaCE AS HE WAS THE COOLEST PERSvON IN THE ROOM. not as cool as ace but it made acee feel a bit less cool. Ronald kicked ace over into some metal and tree metal crates. Ace fell over and layed on the crates. He groaned in pain and rubbed his head in pain. He ateemtped to get up but fell back time.
"Weker? YOU ARE WEEKER? LAST TIME I DID THAT YOU GOT UP?" said ronald.
Ace mumbled "i..i am hungry."
"So fucking what? Should have gotten mcdonalds retad" said ronald.
"I SAID I AM HUNRY BITCH!" Said ace teleporting behind ronald withen a blink of an eye. Infact faster...
Ronald was shocked. "...no way did that rat learn flash step naturally."
Ace was already holding ronalds head in a jar.
"I see…" sronald said.
"Not for long." Asice saice sace ace said crushing ronald's head. Out from the body of robot ronalds body came out fresh hamburgers off the grill cooked to perfection. Ace at at least 2 weeks worth of hubnrtrs. Thankfully there was plenty of tomato and lettuce on the burger to prevent him from getting fat and turned most of tht into muscle. He decided to take a powerful awakinening nap to rest his muscles and tummy from all the hard work he had been working. .
That nap fturned into a sleep, a 2 day sleep. Ace woke up
This reining was really starting to accit him. "Dmn I have rays Ben quick but never this quick. Maybe near death of staring to death was enough to draw out that hidden poeer. I'm sure shape cheated his way with his mech suit and drugs to get his power. Not the good drugs either… need to catch up. Even i coudl see the power he held. Damn i spent to mcuh time sleeping and having sex with womenm with
Drum and not training… i need to ketchup fast!".
But ace was not afraid. With new joints his muscles could do more work faster. Less stress to deal with. So he decided to jump over all the barrels in the nearby were house for 2 days until his legs where syorng enough and quicker to flash step on Conant. There was sensuous burgers kept warm and preserve inside the verboten. He deceive to rest lis legs and do push ups and sit uos. He swung a very heavy metal pipe with several cinder blocks on it so he should swing fastrt.
This was pretty obvious.
Aces muscles wre mor and more refined. Almost like a God. Ace took a nap after lore burgers.
He was draming but the dream was empty. He looked around to see an old man sitting in a chair…
This was mace windu, surrounded by a dark hazy thick fog.
His idol who had been long gon gead for decades.
"You'll be met with a decision soon. One of Justice and one of revenge. Neither is the morally correct path. Choose which you think is right. You'll soon find your power ma-"
Windu diapeared as the dark fog surrounding him engulfed him, as he faded an evil smile flipped him off. It's laughed was similar to Spade's.
Aces mouth was covered by a dark black fog preventing him from talking.
He woke up.
"I saw GOD in my dream." Said Ace.
"God huh? Funny how you guys only saw him there. I am an atheorist." Said a mysterman who was dressed in all black, he had spider wbebb tatoos on his face and long black hair super frizy, as he was. Long legs that covered in scars and meany gadgets on his bhelt. "I'm amazed you didn't attack me."
"Actualyl i saw you come in earlyanmd sit down and eat nature valley. And not accatck. I love nature vaully" Said Ace.
":)" smiled the man. "My name is Spine Der. I aws bitten by a radio active spider. So i got the ability to grow my bones and use them as weapons. I'm tired of spade. I saw you fight the his goons and train in there."
"Yeah smart man to come to me. I am his brother. I hate him." Said ace.
"Makes since." said Spine.
So the two charred a nature valley and sat down.
"I know of a place… to train harder and get more help to take out the goons so you take out the big one." Said Spine….
He formed his bones on his finger tips in the shape of a too be continued.
