Why, oh why are there no fun or long or decent stories of Scrooge McDuck?

I've been looking high and low for some good Ducktails stories and haven't been able to find anything geared more towards adults. Not even the M rated stuff is geared towards adults!

Can you tell how disappointed I am? Cause I am.

Disappointed that is.

So here I am trying to come up with my very own Ducktails story. I'm not sure where I'll be taking this since I have more than a few ideas in mind. But I thought that this would be fun, nevertheless.

His first impression of her when she'd showed up on his doorstep with his nephew and his...great nephews...was that she wasn't a duck. And it was also a very sad fact of the matter that he also hadn't been able to tell what gender she was either.

Not right away at least.

Sure, there were signs that she was a female.

Her voice, her hair- a long-ish mid back length blue-black tresses- her eyes, build and other things. However it was her height that threw him nearly as much as the fact that she had no flipping feathers whatsoever covering her soft white skin.

She was taller than he was. Probably taller than Mrs. Beakley was too.

He also had the ridiculous urge to reach out and run a hand along one of her arms. Only for just a second. And only to check for fur. After all, if she wasn't a duck then she had to be something else, right?

Like a beagle? Or maybe a jackal?

He already knew that she certainly wasn't a bird by any definition of the word. She lacked a beak as well as feathers.

His nephew Donald said something to him about watching the kids. Which he almost missed due to how distracted he was by her standing there with his great nephews, looking just a tad bit uncomfortable as well as worried.

Did she think him such a terrible person that he'd reject the fact that she was somehow...uh- "Donald, I'll watch the kids if you tell me who this-" He pointed his cane at her while she was looking away at something off to the side. One of the flower beds maybe? "Is?"

Donald went quiet for a moment and then glanced at her. Obviously the time away from the mansion hadn't done much for the man's wits if he actually had to check to see whom he'd just pointed at.

But his nephew's fond expression...told him pretty much everything that he needed to know about the unknown person. And so-so much more.

"She's my adopted daughter, Ichigo. She's been with us for nearly four years." Donald finally said, his voice causing the lass to turn her head to look at them both. Her pretty green eyes staring almost unblinkingly at them for several seconds.

If asked, he'd swear up and down that the lass was trying to challenge him to a stare off right then. But the odd way that her eyes seemed to glow in the sunlight freaked him out a tad. So he was fast to look away from her.

Not out of fear, mind you. Men like him didn't fear much of anything. Especially not a taller than average, teenage girl of a different species.

"She's a good girl, Uncle Scrooge." Donald said as he watched Louie attach himself to the girl's side and glower at the elder for a moment before then tacking on, "She'll help you keep an eye on the boys while they're here."

Scrooge still wasn't entirely sold on the girl and his nephews being a bit of a package deal, but since Donald had adopted her then he couldn't really say anything either way. After all, if he did then the man would probably take the boys and leave and not speak to him for another ten years or so.

And despite his less than stellar reception of them- he didn't want to continue to be estranged from his family. They were literally all that he had!

Besides everyone and their cousin knew that a Mcduck never did well without their kin and clansmen. A sad fact that had been proven to be true when Donald had taken the boys before they had hatched, and had left him alone after his sister Della had been lost in space.

Finally deciding to just go with things for now- after all, he didn't want to upset his nephew/nephews. He nodded his consent. The lot of the kids could stay with him and then stood there in the door of his home while Donald took a moment to tell the boys goodbye before then moving over to the girl and quickly quizzing her.

"You have everything that you need right?" Donald asked almost fretfully.

"I do."

"Work stuff?"

Ichigo pointed to her duffle of work items, lying next to her feet.

"Medicine?"

Louie held up the small bag containing her pills and such for his uncle to see and smiled when his uncle nodded his head and shot him a grateful look. After all, the last time his cousin had forgotten her medicines at home while away- terrible things had happened.

Terrible as in, she'd suffered night terrors every night for nearly three weeks straight and had even had some really bad panic attacks. Several of which had almost caused her to stop breathing.

Which had landed her in the hospital. Again. And had scared the ever loving hell out of all of them.

"Clothing?" Donald asked.

She looked down at herself to indicate that she was going to wear the same thing that she currently had on. She didn't need no stinking change of clothes like some girly-girl.

She was going to be just fine with what she had.

Donald gave her an exasperated look as he caught on to her plan and huffed ever so slightly when Dewy walked over with a bag and dropped it on his foot.

"Clothes. I packed it for her since I know how she is." The boy said in a deadpan tone before then sauntering away again.

"Thank you Dewy." Donald and Ichigo both called out in unison before the bag was snatched up and handed off to Louie whom was then instructed by his uncle to check it for stuff that could actually be worn.

Dewy might have been trying to help out, but there was a greater chance that he might have packed some inappropriate things in the bag as well. Just for funsies.

Sure enough, the second that Louie opened the bag up, he found and pulled out and held up a sexy maid outfit that belonged to one of Donald's ex-girlfriends.

"Ew." The boy said as Donald and Ichigo both stared at the outfit with varying expressions of disbelief and disgust a second or so before Scrooge shot a hand out and yanked the outfit form the boy's hands with a growl and wadded it up and tossed it somewhere off to the side.

"I'll make sure that the lass has some new clothing to fit her needs." He said quickly. Trying desperately to unsee what he'd just seen while Donald glared at Dewy.

"Please do, uncle Scrooge. She has her bank card and her money so you won't have to buy anything yourself." Donald finally said after a moment or so of glaring at his now sniggering nephew.

He was so going to whip that boy if he didn't stop trying to sexually harass his little girl!

"I gotta go." Donald said after another moment or so of silence.

"Bye, Don." Ichigo said with a small wave. He smiled at her from over his shoulder and then started walking back to his car. Leaving his kids with his uncle.