Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.
Author's note: This is dedicated to LoupDreams, who suggested it, and also to Nikki DD, Kendra Buxbom, Johnny Taraadah, Jill Z, Emma XXX, Lily Zelda, Ola Skitare, Snuskapan Jånnä, Strippande Örjan, Pelle Analen and Göte Äckelpotta.
And to Italy we go!
Carly Shay eat ice cream when Sam Puckett, her BFF, enter the room, looking happy.
"Guess what...I was down at Rochfort Casino and won 20.000 dollars. And that's why I'm takin' ya on a trip with me to Italy, girl." says Sam.
"Are you allowed there?" says Carly.
"I am. They decided to drop all those damn charges against me." says Sam.
"Nice. Then I'll go with you to Italy." says Carly.
"Sweet and you've been there before, since you lived there with your dad." says Sam.
"Yeah." says Carly.
"Hot." says Sam.
"Uh...sure..." says Carly.
"C'mon, are ya still not comfortable with sex?" says Sam.
"Not really. Sex is kinda creepy to me." says Carly.
"Okay. Are you still a virgin?" says Sam.
"Well, no, actually. I had sex with Michael when I was dating him, but it wasn't that good for me." says Carly.
"I'm really sorry your first sex-session wasn't even cozy for ya, girl." says Sam.
"Thanks. You're a true friend, Sam. I value our friendship so much." says Carly.
"Cool. Me too." says Sam.
"Awww, sweet." says Carly, giving Sam a nice BFF-style hug.
"Yup." says Sam.
"It's gonna be so much fun to go to Italy together." says Carly.
"I agree." says Sam.
"Cute. You're sweet. I wish more people could see that." says Carly.
"That wouldn't work 'cause the wham of a Sam's got a rep to keep." says Sam.
"Do you still use that name for yourself...?" says Carly.
"Of course. Duh!" says Sam.
"Alright." says Carly.
2 days later, Sam and Carly are on flight to Italy.
Sam wear a white tight tank top and it so tight that the size of her boobs is obvious, along with baggy black leather pants and white sneakers.
Carly wear a violet t-shirt, white shiny tights and black shoes.
"Lookin' for ward to go to Italy again? It's been a while since ya were there, girl." says Sam.
"I do. This will be wonderful." says Carly.
"Yup." says Sam.
"Are you still dating black guy?" says Carly.
"Roberto? Yeah, I am. He's awesome." says Sam.
"Okay. Nice." says Carly.
"Indeed. He's equipped like a horse." says Sam.
"Way too much info right there, girl." says Carly.
"Sorry." says Sam.
"Not a problem, Sam. You are just being yourself and I don't want you to change who you are. As your friend I accept you, weird habits and all." says Carly.
"Carly Shay, you should date someone." says Sam.
"Really not in a hyrry to find love. For now my friendship with you is more than enough to keep me happy." says Carly.
"What about your lady-needs?" says Sam.
"Those are very far from a priority in my life." says Carly.
"And top of the tops in mine." says Sam.
"I know." says Carly.
"Sex is so cozy. What can be better than firm thick dick up my pussy?" says Sam.
"Very much gonna ignore that question right there." says Carly.
"Too bad..." says Sam.
"For you, not for me." says Carly.
"Right." says Sam.
"Yes." says Carly.
5 hours later the plane lands in Italy.
Carly and Sam get a cab to their hotel Hotel Pax Angelus.
They reserved a room online 2 days ago so there's already a room for them, but when they enter the room, both of them has that awkward blusing on the face.
The room only has one bed.
Sam and Carly know that there's no way they gat change room or get a second bed into this one.
Only thing they can do is share the one bed they have.
"Looks like we're forced to share a bed. I mean, not that we've not done so before, but we were much younger back then. Now we both are adults. Kinda awkward, for sure." says Carly.
"Yeah, awkward. Though we have to share, not much else we can do, ya know?" says Sam.
"True. We'll just do the best we can in this situation, my friend." says Carly.
"Okay." says Sam.
"Guess we didn't read the details that well when we reserved the room." says Carly.
"Yup." says Sam.
"Let's take a walk around town." says Carly.
"Sounds nice. Just need to crap first." says Sam as she walk tot he bathroom.
Carly wait while Sam takes a shit.
20 minutes later, Carly and Sam walk in the town's tropical garden.
"Awww! Such a sweet day." says a happy Carly.
"Yup. Kinda sexy." says Sam.
Sam and Carly doesn't notice a girl who's eyes go wide with positive excitement upon seeing Carly and Sam in real life.
The girl is a fan, having watched the iCarly web-shows.
She seem to be just a few years younger than Sam and Carly are.
With joy she run over to Carly and Sam.
"OMG, please sign my purse!" says the girl.
At first both Carly and Sam are very surprised.
It's been a long time since they met an active fan.
They did not expect this, especially here in Italy.
None of them knew that kids here used to be able to watch iCarly.
"Uh...sorry. You surprised us." says Carly as she shake off the confusion.
Carly and Sam both sign the girl's purse.
"Thanks soooo much!" says the girl, being very happy.
"No problem." says Sam.
Carly and Sam both hug the girl.
"I'm Aleenah DeMarco." says the girl before she walk away again.
"Kinda unexpected to see that there's still fans." says Sam.
"Indeed. I thought most people had forgotten. And outside of our own country, nonetheless. Did you know that our web-show could be seen by kids in Italy?" says Carly.
"Nope, had no freakin' idea." says Sam.
"Neither did I. Sweet that some people still remember us though. Even if fame is not something I seek." says Carly.
"Me agree." says Sam.
"I guess we should be happy that Italian kids watched us, despite that they probably didn't get access to it the right way." says Carly.
"Yeah." says Sam.
"There's no way I endorse people using tricks to access online content that usually isn't available in their country, but i sure am glad people here watched us 'cause it's sweet that they thought we were funny." says Carly.
"So true." says Sam.
"Yeah, Sam." says Carly.
Carly and Sam are both happy.
They return to the hotel.
"Opsss..." says Sam as she fart hard by accident.
It stinks.
She still has worthless butt-control.
"Please." says Carly, who dislike farts.
"I'm sorry." says Sam.
"Okay. I can't be mad at you, you're my best friend." says Carly.
"Thanks." says Sam.
"Next time you need to fart, go to the bathroom." says Carly.
"Sure gonna try. nOt easy. Ya know I have worthless butt-control." says Sam.
"I am aware of this fact, though you should also know that I dislike farts." says Carly.
"Oh, me know, girl." says Sam.
"Thanks." says Carly.
Sam kick off her shoes.
"I'm such a hot babe." says Sam.
"You're beautiful, Sam. Many people seem to like blondes. I'm surprised you're still single." says Carly.
"I prefer hookin' up over a solid relationship." says Sam.
"Okay. I'd never hook up. To me that's kind of dirty." says Carly.
"To me it's a lot of fun." says Sam.
"Well, you are a bit of a bad girl so..." says Carly.
"Yup and proud of it." says Sam.
"Alright." says Carly.
"Yeah, Carly." says Sam.
Sam fart again.
"Opsss..." says Sam.
"Ewww." says Carly.
4 hours later.
"Such a yummy dinner that was." says Sam.
"Yeah, it was wonderful." says Carly.
Carly and Sam leave the hotel dining room and walk back up to their room.
Once in their room, Sam takes off her clothes.
"Uh...why do you undress?" says Carly.
"Relax. I need to shower." says Sam.
"Nice. I was afraid you'd do something naughty." says Carly.
"This time it won't be like that." says Sam.
"Good and sweet, girl." says a happy Carly.
After her shower, Sam does some work on her laptop, while Carly read a book.
"Tomorrow we can look for men." says Sam.
"Not my idea of a fun time. Sorry." says Carly.
"Alright then." says Sam.
"Yeah." says Carly.
"Sometimes I wish you are more like me." says Sam.
"I wish you'd be like me at times as well." says Carly.
"Okay, girl." says Sam.
"Bedtime." says Carly as she change into a tan top and sweatpants that she use as sort of jammies.
"Already?" says Sam.
"I'm tired and we should get as much sleep as possible so we can spend tomorrow doing a lot of fun things." says Carly.
"Good point." says Sam as she takes off all her clothes, including bra and panties.
She then get into the bed next to Carly.
"Neither of us have romantic interest in other women, but I'd prefer if you weren't completely naked." says Carly.
"Sorry, but I cannot sleep with clthes on anymore." says Sam.
"Okay. I guess we can try this." says Carly.
Just a few minutes later, Carly fall asleep.
"Awww! Carly is cute." says Sam.
Sam yawn, actually being tired too.
She close her eyes and goes to sleep.
In her sleep, Sam cuddle up closer to Carly as if they were a couple.
Sam's lady-parts are rigth against Carly's butt.
Both women smile, unaware of how they are positioned.
The End.