ALUCARD DISCOVERS DUEL MONSTERS

A YUGIOH/HELLSING CROSSOVER

Sapphirewyren

Author's Note: So this story is not considered part of the 'Alucard Discovers' despite its title.

Duel monsters had become a big hit at the Hellsing Manor. Ever since this card game phenomenon became popular there were duels among the soldiers and Wild Geese every day. They collected, traded and gambled their cards in all sorts of wild duels. Of course this also led to fights as well as accusing each other of cheating; but for the most part everyone had fun. Surprisingly this included the resident vampires. Seras just collected the ones that looked adorable such as Kuriboh or the ones she thought looked cute like the Celtic Guardian. Alucard only cared about the strong monsters, ones with high attack strength like the God Cards, though it was hard to get one, after all there were only three in the world. But he vowed that he would relieve the current owner of them.

Integra, commander of the Hellsing Organization, didn't give two hoots about the game and did not take part in what she called a 'foolish children card game'. But as long as the soldiers did as they were told when it came time to kill vampires, she let them keep their card. She did threaten that if even one soldier slacked off, she would burn everyone's cards.

One day Alucard decided to show his master all the amazing cards he had collected.

"Look master, I have the strongest deck in the whole manor."

"That's nice, Alucard."

"You didn't even look!"

A quick bored glance, "That's nice Alucard."

"Do you know what this card is?"

"A man wearing a purple dress?"

"No, this is the great Dark Magician."

Just then a baritone voice said, "A pathetic being like you does not deserve to have that card in their deck." At that moment a tan man with tri colored spiky hair and more leather than a tanning factory appeared. Yami's entrance startled the occupants in the office.

"Who the hell are you to call me pathetic? You're short."

"And you're short on brains", the former pharaoh said with a smirk.

"I like him" said Integra.

"Master, he is nothing."

Yami chuckled, "I am the reigning King of Games and the holder of the three Egyptian God Cards."

Alucard bristled at the condescending tone that the leather clad man was using. However Integra was enjoying the altercation with a bemused smile; now to push it a little further, "Well Alucard tell him who you are."

The vampire straightened to his full height and said, "I am Dracula, also known as Noferatu, the No-Life King, the first vampire! I ruled Wallachia as Vlad the Impaler over 500 years ago!" Now Alucard expected the shorter man to be either awed at the proclamation or intimidated. He didn't expect the bored look that graced Yami's face.

"Just 500 years?"

"What do you mean 'just'?"

"As a pharaoh of Egypt over 3000 years ago, I can assure you that you are not the first vampire. There had been blood sucking monsters far before you existed."

"Ouch" said Integra. "I wonder if it is possible to get one of those 3000 years old vampires to work for me."

But Yami was not finished, "You are a slave, therefore you are nothing, 'No-Life-King.'"

This pissed Alucard off, how dare this upstart come in here and insult him? There was only one way to settle this- a duel.

"Let's settle this like men, I challenge you to a duel, shorty!"

"Oh Lord" groaned Integra.

Walter rushed into the office to see what had Alucard yelling like a maniac in time to see Yami accept Alucard's challenge. Yami tossed Alucard a spare Duel disk from- where'd he get that from?

"Can we not do this foolishness in my damn office?" said Integra, but the two men had already started.

"You will regret insulting me, short man. You will be thrashed by my strong monsters!"

"Let's see how much you know, slave."

While Yami and Alucard were dueling, Pip also came in to spectate- and fan girl over the fact that the King of Games was in the same room.

"I hope I can get his autograph" said Pip.

"Couldn't they do this outside?" asked Walter.

Integra said nothing seemingly quite interested in the duel.

"I didn't think Sir Hellsing would be into dueling."

"She's not" sighed Walter following her line of sight, which led to Yami's leather clad backside.

"Hey Sir Hellsing, this duel is really awesome, right?"

"That's not the word I would use; more like firm or tight."

"She's talking about his ass isn't she?"

"Yeah Walter."

"Who knew leather could look so damn fine?"

Walter waved a hand in front of Integra's face, "Hello, earth to Sir Integra. Shouldn't you be doing work?"

"I am doing work. I am working extremely hard not to go and take a bite out of that ass."

Pip and Walter looked at each other and shrugged. It was no use getting Integra out of that trance. After all the only men she came into contact with were the soldiers, the Wild Geese, the old men of the Round Table, Walter and any cheap bureaucrat that needed help ridding their town of vampires. Hardly the type of men that could interest the young commander.

The duel ended rather quickly seeing as Alucard's deck was made up of high level monsters that couldn't be played without sacrificing lower level ones.

"I want a rematch!" yelled Alucard.

"He reminds me of someone…"said Pip.

"I am not going to duel you again, slave. It would be a waste of my time."

Integra sighed, "Now that this idiocy is done with, all of you get out of my office." Pointing a finger at Yami, "except you- you stay."

As the trio were walking down the hall, Pip said "I wonder what she wanted to talk to him about."
"I hope it's to talk that moron into having that rematch."

"Maybe she's going to hire him to teach all of us how to become champion duelists or maybe she's going to duel him."

Walter suddenly stopped, "What did you say, Pip?"

"Maybe Yami's going to…"

"Forget the champion stuff, the dueling thing".

"Oh, Sir Integra dueling Yami?"

Walter bolted back towards the office.

"Huh, never seen the old man move that fast….oh shit!"

Pip and Alucard were right behind him. When they reached the office, Walter had his back to the door, "We might want to give them a minute."

An hour later….

The door opened and the pair walked out, "How much of that did you hear?" asked Integra who was wearing Yami's Millennium Puzzle.

"All of it" moaned Pip in disgust.

"Good."

"Well I aim to please" smirked Yami.

"That's not all you did."

"Stop!" said Walter.

Alucard looked sad, "My beautiful virgin master…."

"You might want to take the virgin part out, Alucard" said Yami.

"And you might want to call the Round Table and tell them the meeting is cancelled, Walter" said Integra.

"Whatever for?"

Integra and Yami gave each other lustful smirks, "We're going to need that table" was the commander's answer.

The End.

Author's Note: Yeah, yeah I said I'd never ship Integra with anyone, but once I thought of this story, I couldn't help myself. Who knows maybe some time in the future there will be a more serious Yugioh/ Hellsing cross…who am I kidding? Ok I hope you enjoyed the story, I know I enjoyed writing it. Feel free to check out my other fics and I'll see in the next story.