Disclaimer: I don't own Little Einsteins, Loud House or their characters.
In the town known as Royal Woods, the morning sun rose up and shined over every house there was, waking everyone up from their sleep.
In one particular house was a crazy and hyperactive family who were getting out of bed to start their day, the Louds.
They consisted of two parents, Rita and Lynn Sr, ten girls and only one boy.
The oldest Loud sibling was Lori. She was a bit bossy and sometimes takes dominance over her younger siblings. But she still cared about them and always does a great job at babysitting them all. She's always texting her boyfriend, Bobby Santiago, every single day and has a bit of a flatulence problem, even though she keeps saying that it's her shoe, which nobody believes.
The second oldest was Leni. She had a unique talent for fashion and designing outfits for everyone. She was by far the dumbest Loud there was, and can be a bit ditzy. But she still had her talents and her younger siblings respected her.
The third oldest was Luna. Her favourite thing in the whole wide world was rock and roll music. She loved playing her electric guitar and providing a musical jam for her family whenever she's needed the most. Also, she can be known to play her tunes at a super high level, so the other Louds always make sure to put on some earplugs.
The fourth oldest was Luan. She was the comedian of the family and had a Ventriloquist Dummy named Mr Coconuts. On April Fool's day, she was always doing over the top pranks that are absolutely unpredictable, earning her the title 'Master of Pranking'. She also runs her own clowning company named Funny Business Inc and shared her comedy with a bunch of other kids.
The fifth eldest was Lynn Jr. She was a big sports fan and super competitive about pretty much everything that goes on in her life. She also has a huge amount of balls stored in her room and loves to do some wrestling once in a while.
The only brother of the family was Lincoln. He enjoyed reading comic books in his underwear and liked making them, too. His life was pretty stressful because of his sisters being around him like crows in a cornfield. However, he still loved his sisters and appreciates them being there for him in his worst moments.
The fifth youngest was Lucy. She was a gloomy and cynical goth girl and always wrote gothic poems about her life. She's always been known to sneak up on her siblings and scare the daylights out of them. She also keeps a statue of her favourite vampire character, Edwin. Though her siblings treat her like she's invisible, they still treat her like family, no matter how scary she can get.
The fourth youngest and the older of the two twins was Lana. She loved hanging out with her huge number of pets and liked playing around in mud. She was a really great mechanic and can fix anything that's broken down. The things she hates are being clean, baths and anything fancy.
The younger twin and third youngest was Lola. She was Lana's complete opposite, the ultimate Beauty Pageant queen and loves to dress and act like a princess. She's been known to be quite materialistic and will go to great lengths in order to get what she wants. Her siblings do their absolute best to stay on her good side because they know what happens when you make Lola mad. But, Lola has started to become less of a brat throughout the past days and started becoming more respectful towards her siblings.
The second youngest was Lisa. She was an absolute brainiac and a true prodigy. Her amazing brain allowed her to instantly graduate from college and earn her a junior noble prize. She sometimes likes to use some of her siblings as test subject and doesn't show much emotions. Her siblings always like it when her bright ideas fix the biggest of problems.
Finally, the most youngest Loud sibling was Lily. She was the most adorable and friendly baby you could ever dream of. Her favourite things were her teddy bear and her blankie. But, she's always making some stinky poo poos and is quite the escape artist. All of her siblings always want her to play with them and spend time, but she just wants to hang out with her toys.
Right now, Lincoln had just finished putting on his clothes and turned to the audience.
"Hey there." Lincoln said with a smile. "Lincoln Loud here. Now, you're probably wondering, what's it like to have a family with ten sisters? Kinda crazy and wild actually. Don't believe me?"
Lincoln opened his room's door and showed his sisters creating chaos and craziness outside before closing it again.
"Everything that goes on in this house is always out of control." Lincoln explained. "For instants, there's the really long line for the bathroom, the brawl for the TV remote, difficulty of each deciding on one thing, total damage to either hotels or funfairs when we all over do our excitement, and let's not forget about the Sibling Fight Protocol, which is the most chaotic and out of control thing that happens with this family. But, it eventually stops, things get a bit more calm and we do our usual things like reading comics, texting to our love ones, telling jokes, building a bunch of crazy stuff and trying out some fancy new clothes."
Lincoln leaves his room and prepares for whatever what gonna be thrown at him.
Suddenly, he was hit in the face by a pie that was hanging from a string and fell down when Lincoln opened his door, which had a piece of string attached to the knob and caused to pie to fall.
"Really, Luan?" Lincoln asked with a deadpan expression.
"Aw come on, Lincoln!" Luan said with a cheeky grin as she popped her head out of her and Luna's room. "That prank deserves a pie five! Ha ha ha ha ha! Get it?"
Lincoln rolled his eyes before whipping the pie off his face.
Lola rushed up to Lincoln.
"Lincoln, I need your help!" Lola told him with a nervous. "Lana's snake is eating all my finger sandwiches!"
"Why not give it an egg?" Lincoln suggested. "Snakes like eating those."
"Hmmm." Lola thought. "Fine. I'll give it a try. Thanks, Linky!"
As Lola ran downstairs, Lincoln saw Lynn practicing Basketball.
"The goal is open!" Lynn commentated herself. "Lynn Loud Jr makes her way and is passing all of her foes!"
Lynn speeds straight through all of her siblings before throwing the Basketball into the hoop.
"She scores!" Lynn cheered. "Yeah! The crowd is going wild! Lynn Loud! Lynn Loud! Lynn Loud!"
"Nice touch down, dudette!" Luna complemented while playing her guitar.
"Thanks, Luna!" Lynn replied before looking at Lincoln. "Hey Lincoln, wanna help me practice my Field Hokey skills, today?"
"Maybe later, Lynn." Lincoln replied. "Me and Clyde have an important meeting with a new Ace Savvy comic that's getting delivered to our doorstep, soon."
"Suit yourself." Lynn shrugged as she walked away.
Lori was talking to Bobby on her phone.
"Really, Boo Boo Bear?" Lori asked. "That sounds pretty exciting. I can't wait to move to Great Lakes City."
"Enjoy your ten hours of chatting to Bobby, sis." Lincoln said with a smile.
"Whatever, twerp." Lori replied.
Lily crawled up to Lincoln and pulled on his trousers.
"Drinky! Drinky!" Lily babbled with her hands out.
"You want something to drink, Lily?" Lincoln asked.
Lily nodded in response.
"Alright then." Lincoln said before he pulled out a bottle of milk from who knows where. "I hope you like it. This'll make your bones really healthy."
Lily giggled happily as she started drinking her milk and waddled off.
Lana showed up with a mud pie.
"Hey Lincoln, you wanna try my mud pie?" Lana asked. "It's nice and squishy!"
"No thanks, Lana." Lincoln quickly answered, not wanting to eat it. "You can have."
"Got it." Lana said, walking off.
"Does anyone know what colour shorts I should wear today?" Leni asked, holding two pairs of shorts in her hands. One grey, and one brown.
"I think you should stick with your usual clothes, Leni." Lincoln told her.
"Okay." Leni said. "Thanks, Lincoln."
"Does anyone wanna hear my new poem?" Lucy asked as she appeared out of nowhere, scaring Lincoln.
"Lucy, can you stop creeping up like that?" Lincoln asked with a small frown.
"Sigh. It's just how I move through the universe." Lucy said.
"Well next time, just give me a normal morning greeting." Lincoln told her.
"Hold on!" Lynn shouted, gaining her sibling's attention. "Is it just me, or is Lisa the only person who hasn't left her room?"
Everyone looked around and realised that Lynn was right. Lisa wasn't present in the group.
"That's kinda weird, dudes." Luna admitted.
"She's probably working on some crazy machine again." Lana guessed.
"Poo poo." Lily agreed.
"Should we take a peek?" Luan asked.
"Hey! I'm the oldest, so I make the decision!" Lori snapped before calming down. "Let's take a look at what Lisa's doing."
"Okay." The other Louds replied.
Everyone entered Lisa and Lily's room and their jaws dropped when they saw what was inside.
Lisa was working on some sort of ring-shaped machine that had two antennas on top and a pice of earth inside a container that was attached to the left side.
The Louds saw Lisa typing in some stuff on a computer console that was attached to the machine.
"Hey Lisa, what is this?" Lincoln asked.
Lisa heard her brother and turned to face him and her sisters.
"I'm glad you asked, brother unit." Lisa said with a small smile. "I would like to introduce all of you to my new Planetary Gateway. It can instantly teleport me anyway on the planet. The reason that I invented it so I can explore other landmarks and study their culture. And to instantly get us to our holiday destinations."
"So, how does this baby work?" Lana asked in curiosity.
"It's quite simply, really." Lisa replied. "First, I acquire a piece of the Earth and insert it into the landmarks identification tube, then select the country I wish to travel to and the portal allows me to arrive at that exact location."
"Sounds pretty sweet, sis." Luna commented.
"I bet I could use thing to head straight towards the most famous shopping mall in America!" Leni said with an excited smile. "Just imagine all the super fancy clothes I could get my hands on!"
"Maybe I could head to a real palace and meet a real princess!" Lola gushed.
"I can visit the home world of Vampires and learn how Edwin lives with his life." Lucy said in her usual monotone voice.
"I could visit Bobby any day I wanted!" Lori stated.
"Lisa, you've gotta turn on this machine!" Lincoln told his brainiac sister. "We could go to our most loved places on Earth!"
"I'm afraid I must decline." Lisa said simply as she adjusted her glasses. "I'm not going to use this extremely artificial and groundbreaking machine to just let you visit wherever all of you want. It would be an insult to science itself."
"But Lisa, just imagine if I could show up at a circus in the blink of an eye!" Luan argued. "The crowd would be wondering what on Earth is going on! Ha ha ha ha ha! Get it?"
Her siblings groaned and rolled their eyes.
"The point is Lisa, we literally just wanna use this one time." Lori explained.
"We promise to just try it out right now, and never use it again." Lincoln declared.
"So pretty please with a cheery in top?" Lola asked sweetly.
"Nothin' bad's gonna happen." Luna assured.
"Come on, Lis." Lynn added.
Lily gave Lisa the babydoll eyes.
Lisa sighed in defeat, knowing that she could not change their minds.
"Very well, then." Lisa muttered. "But all of us are going to only one location."
"Yay!" The rest of the Loud kids cheered.
Lisa typed in some coordinates on the computer console and the Planetary Gateway started beeping.
"I know a certain clam and relaxing area that would be perfect for us to teleport on." Lisa told her siblings. "Just give me a few minutes to home in on the location and we'll be ready transport."
Everyone waited for a few seconds, but the teleportation never happened.
"Any day now, Lis." Luna said, starting to loose patience.
"I'm not finished with the coordinates just yet." Lisa informed. "Science cannot be rushed."
But, Leni couldn't hold in her excitement and sprinted straight up to the console, shoving Lisa out of the way in the process.
"I can't hold it in!" Leni shouted. "I wanna get there now!"
"WAIT!" Everyone yelled as they tried to pull Leni away from the computer console.
Leni then pressed a red button and the Planetary Gateway started shaking and sparking.
"You air-headed imbecile!" Lisa shouted at Leni in anger. "You've caused the Gateway to overheat and overload it's teleportation energy!"
"Okay, that was just plain mean!" Leni said with a glare.
"Let's get outta here!" Lincoln yelled in worridness.
Unfortunately, they were all too late as the Gateway released a huge surge of green energy that engulfed all of them.
The door opened and the family pets, who consisted of Charles the Dog, Cliff the Cat, Walt the Canary and Geo the Hamster, looked inside to see the Planetary Gateway completely fired.
Charles barked in confusion, while Cliff, Walt and Geo simply shrugged.
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Lincoln's vision was a bit blurry, but he managed to regain consciousness.
"What… what happened?" Lincoln asked weakly.
Lily let out a tired yawn.
"I was about to ask the same thing." Lynn groaned.
"Leni decided to mess around with my machine and caused it to send us all to a random location." Lisa explained while giving Leni the stink eye.
"Hey! You were taking forever!" Leni retorted.
"Leni, just remember to keep your cool, next time." Lana told the second eldest Loud Sibling.
"I lost my cool?" Leni asked. "Did anyone see were it went?"
The others groaned at Leni's dumbness.
"What Lana means is that you should just stay calm and not get too excited." Lori explained.
"Oh, okay." Leni said with a smile.
"Anyway, where are we?" Lynn asked.
Everyone sat up and saw that they were in some kind of garden.
On their right, the Louds saw a small town a few miles from where they were, meaning that they were somewhere far away from Royal Woods.
"Looks like we're not in Royal Woods anymore." Luan admitted.
"So what's this place, dudes?" Luna questioned.
"I don't know." Lincoln answered with an unsure expression. "If anything, we could be in another country or the other side of our own."
"Hey guys, I found a weird looking tree further down." Lucy said as she appeared out of nowhere and spooked her siblings.
"Next time, don't literally scare us like that!" Lori snapped.
"Sigh. Nobody understands my life." Lucy sighed.
The Louds walked to where Lucy had directed them and saw a tree with four wired stumps in the center.
"What's a single tree doing out here?" Lola asked in confusion.
"It seems kinds stumped if you ask me." Luan joked before she laughed. "Get it?"
"Luan, just…no." Lori said in annoyance.
"These stumps kinda look like buttons to me." Leni said as she pressed on one of the stumps.
Just then, the stump's middle part was pushed inward, much to the Louds' surprise.
"What just happened?" Lynn asked.
"Beats me." Lincoln said with a nervous look on his face.
"Hmm. If I'm correct, touching the other three stumps should cause something reveal itself in our presence." Lisa theorised.
"Are you sure, Lisa?" Luan asked, uncertain.
"I'm never wrong." Lisa replied.
"Well, if you say so." Lincoln said with a shrug.
"I just hope it leads to a dark and empty room that I can live in for the rest of my cursed and meaningless life for eternity." Lucy said, causing her siblings to step away from her.
"Let's just get this over with." Lynn said simply.
"Goo goo." Lily agreed.
As Leni kept her hand on the stump she was touching, Lori, Lincoln and Lynn pressed the other three stumps and caused something unexpected to happen.
A metal door that was camouflaged in the tree opened up, much to the Loud Siblings' astonishment.
"A secret door!" Lincoln exclaimed.
"That's, like, totes cool!" Leni said with a big smile.
"It appears that someone is hiding something very secretive from this town." Lisa said as she adjusted her glasses. "But the question is, what exactly?"
"Why don't we go in and check it out?" Luna suggested.
"Hold on!" Lori stopped her siblings. "I'm should lead because I'm the oldest!"
"Geez, when have we heard that before?" Lana asked sarcastically.
Lori ignored the tomboy as she slowly walked into the secret passage, gesturing her younger siblings to follow.
"This is just like in those spy movies!" Lincoln said with an excited grin.
"I just hope there's no booby traps." Leni said, a little bit worried.
"Chill out, Leni." Luna told her. "It's not like we're gonna fall down a hole."
Right after she said that, the Louds fell down four holes each.
Each hole had something down them that helped kept the Louds from falling straight down.
Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily rode down on a slide, Lynn and Lucy stood on a platform with bars, Leni, Luna, Luan climbed down a rope, and Lori and Lincoln slide down a metal pipe.
Everyone landed on a metal surface with a thump before they groaned and stood back up.
"Wait to jinx it, Luna." Lana commented with a small frown.
"I didn't it was gonna happen!" Luna retorted.
"Whatever." Lana sighed as she rolled her eyes. "What's this place?"
The Louds looked to their left and saw something that looked like an exit.
"That looks like our way out!" Lincoln remarked.
"Then what are we standing around for?" Lola questioned.
"Let's literally get the heck out of here!" Lori stated.
"Last one out becomes my main target for April Fool's!" Luan announced as she ran off.
The rest of the Loud siblings shivered in fear as they quickly ran after Luan.
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A few seconds later, the Louds reached the end of the metal tube they were in.
"We made it out!" Lynn cheered.
"Thanks goodness." Leni said in relief. "That place was totes cramped."
"Yeah, but check out this place!" Lincoln exclaimed in awe.
His sisters saw a bigger room that had a second area with colouring pictures, toys, glow in the dark stars and a small playing house.
"This place is rockin'!" Luna gasped with a huge smile.
"It's not what I was hoping for, but I guess it's pretty nice." Lucy admitted.
"Look at all of those pictures and stars!" Lola said with sparkly eyes.
"Goo goo!" Lily said happily
"I must see the one responsible for creating such a magnificent space!" Lisa stated, amazed by however made this room.
Lana then saw something even more amazing.
"Wow! Look at that, guys!" Lana exclaimed, pointing at what's in front of them.
The other Louds followed the Tomboy's gaze as saw a small red Rocket Ship that had a small antenna on top and two thrusters with fin-like tails located on it's sides.
"Now that's one nice looking rocket, alright." Lincoln commented.
"I can't believe the owner of this place knows how to fly!" Lynn said, impressed.
Lana and Lisa walked up to the rocket and took a closer look.
"Impressive." Lisa complemented. "These thrusters may not be extremely large, but they're able to provide this aerial vehicle with a durable and strong speed boost."
"Not to mention it's got a bunch of wacky controls inside." Lana added as she looked inside the cockpit and saw some colourful and flashy buttons on the control pad. "This bad boy sure is cool."
"[Thank you!]" The rocket suddenly said in a low beeping voice, much to the Louds' shock and surprise.
"Did that thing literally just make a weird noise?" Lori asked with her eyes widened.
"It sure did." Luna nodded.
"I guess it just wanted us to stop rocketing around." Luan joked as she chuckled a little bit. "Get it?"
Everyone else groaned in annoyance.
The rocket ship however, laughed at the pun Luan just made.
"[That was quite funny!]" The Rocket admitted in it's beeping language. [Can you make another one?]"
The Louds started at the rocket in confusion.
"What did it say?" Leni asked.
"I think it liked Luan's joke." Lincoln guessed.
"Really?" Luan asked the rocket with a smile. "So do you want me to do another one?"
The rocket nodded in response.
"Okay then!" Luan replied. "Since you're a rocket ship, you'll be exploring space lunar or later. Ha ha ha ha ha! Get it?"
"[ha ha ha!]" the Rocket laughed. "[How do you come up with such amazing jokes?]"
Though they couldn't understand it, the Louds knew that the rocket really like Luan's puns.
"I had absolutely no idea that a mechanical structure like this could produce feelings." Lisa said, completely gobsmacked.
"All of this is just unbelievable and insanely cool!" Lana said cheerfully
"The people who live here are totally awesome!" Lincoln remarked.
"That's nice of you to say." A voice said kindly.
"We're glad you like it here." Another voice added.
"And that all of you are starting to become friends with Rocket." One more voice said.
The Louds quickly turned around and saw four young kids standing behind them.
The first one was a boy with green eyes and red spiky hair. He wore a black short-sleeved Shirt with an orange stripe above the middle, orange Khaki Shorts with pockets attached, black and orange shoes with white strings and bottoms and a pair of Greenish-Blue glasses.
The second was another boy with short, black curly hair, dark-brown eyes and brown skin. He was wearing a yellow Basketball Shirt with long green sleeves, blue trousers, red and white sneakers and a tiny red and navy-blue Baseball Cap.
The third was an Asian girl who had dark-brown eyes and short, oval-shaped hair that was the same colour. Her clothing consisted of a purple ballet dress, crimson dancing shoes with no socks, a pink headband and a pair of pink earrings.
Finally, the fourth and final kid was a girl with blond hair put into pigtails with pink butterfly bows and blue eyes. She wore a pink jean dress with a front solo pocket, a light blue short-sleeved undershirt, blue shoes and white socks.
"Wait, you four built this place?" Lynn asked in disbelief.
"That's right." The brown skinned boy answerd.
"Okay, that's a bit surprising." Lola whispered.
"How did all of you get in here anyway?" The Asian girl asked.
"We ended up in your backyard because of a small malfunction with some machine my sister made, we found that tree, pressed on the secret hatches and that's how we got in." Lincoln explained.
"Sorry we came in without permission." Leni apologised.
"You all have our deepest sorrows." Lucy added as she bowed her head.
"It's okay." The blonde girl said with a small. "We're just glad that nothing's been broken."
"And Rocket really seems to like all of you." The red-haired boy commented, pointing towards the red rocket in the room.
"That's it's name? Rocket?" Lana questioned.
"Yeah." The Asian girl nodded in response.
"Well then, I'm glad you've taken a liking to us, dude." Luna said to Rocket kindly.
"[Thanks.]" Rocket replied happily. "[I hope we'll all become great friends.]"
Everyone giggled in response.
"Anyway, we should introduce ourselves." Lincoln said to the four kids. "I'm Lincoln. Lincoln Loud. And these are my sisters, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily."
"Hi there!" Lincoln's sister greeted while waving.
"Goo goo!" Lily said kindly.
"It's great to meet all of you." The red-haired boy replied as he shook Lincoln's hand. "My name is Leo."
"Hi, I'm Quincy." The brown skinned boy added.
"I'm June." The Asian girl said sweetly.
"And my name's Annie." The blonde girl said kindly.
"Now that all of that's out the way, can you guys show us around here?" Lana asked.
"It would be an honour if you could share all of your fascinating technology with me!" Lisa said, getting excited by the very thought of what kind of fancy gizmos her new friends have.
"Do you have anything covered in glitter?" Lola asked with a big grin.
"I can, like, make you all some totes great outfits!" Leni offered.
"That sounds really great." June replied.
"We'd be happy to show you guys around." Quincy announced.
"Yeah!" The Louds, minus Lucy, cheered in happiness.
"Just follow us." Leo told them.
"You're all going to have a wonderful time here!" Annie said with a sweet smile.
Lincoln then turned back to the audience.
"This day has certainly taken an unexpected turn." Lincoln admitted. "First, we get teleported out of Royal Woods, we discover a secret room underground, and we've made some new friends. One things for sure, our life is gonna be a bit more interesting with Leo, Quincy, June and Annie around."
"Hey bro, you comin' or just talking to yourself all day?!" Luna questioned from the upper level.
"Right!" Lincoln replied as he quickly climbed up the ladder. "Sorry about that!"
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