Hey, so this is a fic I pieced together out of random. I don't know what I was thinking but I decided write this scenario. Hope you enjoy. Or not really don't care.
Prince Inigo of Ylisse was a calm, suave swordsman, well most of the time. But like his father, he had a habit of getting himself into stupid situations. And tonight was no different. It all started when his girlfriend, Severa, convinced him to have dinner with her family, Inigo knew she meant well, but he was still hesitant about announcing their relationship. The only reason why his folks knew was because Chrom walked in on him and Severa making out. Boy was that an embarrassing day he'll never forget. Mostly because Chrom won't stop bringing it up whenever he needs a good laugh.
But after a long conversation, mostly consisted of Severa yelling at him to man up, he relented. That and the fact that Severa was the only girl who ever said yes to going out with him didn't help his case either. Inigo found out the hard way that being a prince of Ylisse apparently does not help getting a date. So one can imagine Lucina's surprise when she saw her brother barge in her room all terrified and hid under her bed.
"How did you screw it up this time?" Lucina asked as she crouched down on the floor to her brother, cowering in fear.
Inigo picked from under her bed, "Promise me you won't laugh?"
"Well i can't promise anything if I won't know it." said Lucina as she sat down at the floor.
Inigo let out a frustrated sigh. "Well it started great. I used proper etiquette, but then it took a turn for the worst."
(Flashback)
Over at Severa's house, Inigo sat in the dinner table with Severa's family, nervously sipped Cordelia's beef stew as Robin told the story about Chrom's bachelor party. He was sitting right across from Robin while Severa was sitting next to him, and Cordelia sat at the head of the table, while Morgan sat across from Severa. Inigo was still nervous about announcing his relationship with Severa, but felt her hand holding his as a sign of reassurance. Something Severa doesn't normally do.
"So then all of a sudden, Chrom and I woke up in a field, in nothing but our underwear." Robin said as Cordelia and Morgan laughed. Inigo nervously laughed as well, but was glad to have some leverage over his dad. "But it gets worse, because it turned out that we were in Donnel's farm, so you can imagine Lissa's reaction to when she found us there. She wouldn't stop making fun of Chrom for weeks after that."
"Oh Robin, that story still gets me." said a giggling Cordelia, "And to make matters worse, that was Chrom's bachelor party. Glad you knew better when it was your turn."
"That I did, honey." said Robin. Robin's eyes then fell onto his guest, making Inigo more nervous. "You seem quiet Inigo, anything on your mind."
Taking it as his que, Inigo took a deep breathe, "Well yes actually. You see, I'm actually seeing this very nice girl."
"So someone finally said yes to you, I sure feel sorry for her." joked Morgan.
"Morgan, sweetie, be nice." said Cordelia, as Severa clenched her fist.
"Well this is great, glad to know your finally giving up on being a philanderer." said Robin.
'Oh if only you knew.' thought Inigo
And as if the universe wasn't done messing with Inigo, Severa said what was honestly the most worst thing to ever say in front of her family at that very moment. "Daddy, would you mind passing me the salt?"
Robin and Inigo then both reached for the salt and just like that everything froze for him as he saw Robin narrowing his eyes at him. Inigo gulped and said "Um... i can explain." as Severa sank in her chair while Morgan broke out laughing.
(Present)
Lucina's laugh made Inigo blush harder then ever at that moment. "Oh my goddess, that really happened?"
Inigo had long since removed himself from under the bed and was now sitting across from his sister in utter shame. "Why, why did that have to happen?"
"Because if it happened to someone else, it wouldn't have been nearly as funny." Giggled Lucina. "Only you could mistake Severa's request to Uncle Robin for yourself."
"Well believe it or not, it gets worse." Sighed Inigo.
(Flashback)
Inigo and Severa were nervously sitting on the couch while Robin and Cordelia looked at them, both looking like they were ready to kill him.
"I'm rooting for you Inigo," Morgan said while going up stairs, "but if things go south, which it will, then you'll be remembered mostly fondly." Morgan continued laughing, causing Severa to grit her teeth at her sister.
"Alright, explain!" Robin sighed.
"And make sure it's worded carefully, remember what's on the line." Cordelia gripped her lance, making Inigo gulp.
"Okay, well it started 5 months ago, right after you came back from going missing after killing Grima." Started Severa. "Inigo had asked me for dinner and I, being a little emotional at the time, said yes. After that, it just happened, he really matured and he even stopped flirting with other girls."
Inigo smiled at his girlfriend. "Believe me, I do not intend to hurt her in anyway." Though his nervous voice made it sound like it was out of desperation. "And I've never felt more certain that I've found the one."
Cordelia sighed and let go of her lance. "Well I can't say I'm too happy about this. But if my Severa is dating someone, I'm glad it happens to be someone I know, but why did it have to be Chrom's son?"
Severa smiled sheepishly, having known about Cordelia's old crush on Chrom, she couldn't help but feel like she one upped her own mother. So she simply shrugged.
"Normally I would get angry, but you are my best friend's son so I can't get too mad." Said Robin. "No matter how tempting it is." He then let out another sigh. "Well you have proven yourself to be more then worthy of being a prince of Ylisse, so I guess I have no choice but to approve of this."
Much to robin's surprise, he felt Inigo hug him hard "oh thank you, thank you so much! I promise I won't let you down!"
"Yes daddy, I assure you that me and Inigo are very much responsible, especially in bed- oof" severa then clamped her hands over her mouth after realizing her mistake.
Inigo quickly let go of Robin only to see him glaring at him in fury. He then felt Cordelia press the tip of her lance at his chest with fury in her eyes.
"Think your next words carefully Inigo." Said Cordelia in a surprisingly threatening voice. "You are the prince of Ylisse, son of the exalt Chrom and queen Olivia, now give me one good reason why we shouldn't end your life."
"I, um, I'm sorry for sleeping with your daughter." Inigo said nervously, causing Severa to slap her forehead from his stupidity.
"Oh so you were the prince of Ylisse." Said Cordelia.
"Don't you mean 'are'." Said Inigo
"Nope!" Robin and Cordelia said in unison.
(Present)
"And that's how I ended up here." Said Inigo as Lucina continued to laugh at Inigo. "I managed to lose them when we got to Ylissetol but I hid here for good measure."
"Oh my goddess, Inigo." Laughed Lucina. "Only you would end up in that situation." Inigo grumbled at his sister.
"So what's gonna happen now? I can't leave this castle or else Robin and Cordelia will have my head." Asked Inigo.
"Well Inigo, that seems to be your problem." Said Lucina. "You're big sister can't save you from everything, or else you wouldn't learn your lesson, now would you."
Knock knock
"Who is it?" Lucina asked the person outside her room.
"It's severa, i need to know if Inigo's in here." Said Severa from outside the room. The door then opened and Lucina stood aside to let Her in "thanks."
"So, am I a dead man?" Asked Inigo.
"Relax Inigo, after my parents came back from chasing you, I managed to cool them off." Said Severa. "Sorry for putting you in that situation."
"And I'm sorry for chickening out like that." Said Inigo. He then held Severa's hand "But I did mean everything I said. You are the one for me and I wouldn't trade you for all the beautiful women in the world."
"You better not! Cause remember, I'm the only girl who's ever gonna say yes to you." Said Severa.
"Believe me Severa, your the only one for me." Inigo said as he kissed Severa in the cheek making her giggle.
"It's a good thing you chose to date Severa instead of Noire." Said Lucina. "Could you imagine how Tharja would react"
"Same way how she reacted to when she walked in on Noire and Laurent." Said Severa. "Use a really bad hex on him."
"Hahaha, I think I knew better than to get myself tied up in that. Besides Severa, I prefer redheads anyways." Inigo than wrapped his arm around Severa's shoulder.
"Keep talking like that and you might get lucky tonight." Severa smiles as the two walked out of Lucina's room and to Inigo's room.
Lucina rolled her eyes as she closed the door, still laughing at Inigo's shenanigans.
(Back at Robin's house)
Robin and Cordelia sat on the couch, that rant from their eldest daughter really got them thinking.
"So you think we overreacted?" Asked Cordelia.
"Definitely!" said Robin. "One minute your time traveling daughters show up, one of them with amnesia while the other has anger issues, you bond with them, and then the next your eldest starts dating. But we can't be overprotective forever."
"At least not with Severa." Said Cordelia. "Morgan's still not of age yet."
Robin then smiled at Cordelia. His little girl was also growing up fast too. "I guess some point we gotta let go."
Cordelia then wrapped her arms around Robin's neck. "That may be, but we still have the Severa of this timeline. Why don't you and I start making her."
Robin then kissed his wife and carried her to the bedroom.
The end.
While I'm not as big of a fan of Fire Emblem like I am with Zelda, this series did grab me with awakening and three houses, the only games I actually played, sue me.
I would appreciate reviews to give me feedback, let me know if you like it.