This is why Impostors have to be mean.


"That's our mission," The other Impostor whispered. "Kill those inferior crewmates,"

"Inferior crewmates?" Purple questioned. "Why are they inferior?"

White snorted. "They're too cowardly to kill. They can't even crawl through vents,"

"Oh I see..." Purple nodded as she boarded the dropship.


YOU HAVE ARRIVED ON THE SKELD. The system announced.

"We're here!" Purple skipped out of the dropship, followed by her fellow Imposter, who calmly walked. The eight crewmates came next.

"I'm assuming this is the cafeteria?" Orange looked around.

"Yes," Pink confirmed.

"Hey you guys! My teammate said you're inferior because you can't vent!" Purple called. She skipped over to the nearest vent. "So White and I will show you how!"

"What?" Everyone turned around to stare at the dim-witted Imposter.

"Purple, you idiot!" White hissed.

"Vote them off!" Red shouted.


White went flying out the trash chute:

White was An Imposter. 1 Impostor remains.

"I've always wanted to fly!" Purple stared in awe.

"Her too!" Red shouted.


Purple was A Extremely Stupid Impostor. 0 Imposters remain.

"Wheeeeeeeee!"Purple grinned as she flew through space. "Oh hey, White! You see that planet? I think that's Polus!"

White growled, "As if we'll live to experience going there. Idiot,"


Natural Selection killed off the Nice Imposter. That is why all imposters are mean.

Tell me if you want me to continue this or write a sequel in the reviews. See you next time!