So, this is my first attempt on doing outtakes since I was inspired by other GMD bloopers. I hope you enjoy!
Fidget attacks Hiram
*Scene: Hiram and Fidget fight, but Hiram has boxing gloves and punches Fidget in the face*
Hiram Flaversham: You can come out now, Olivia. *Olivia exits the cupboard she was put in by her father*
Olivia (Whispering): Is he gone?
Hiram (Also whispering): Not yet, but as soon as we get to the bottom of this. *Switches his flashlight in Fidget's face*
Fidget: Ah! The light switch! *Covers his face with one wing*
Hiram Flaversham: Are you going to tell us something?
Fidget: Yes, my boss brought me here and wanted me to take you, so you can build a robot queen.
Hiram Flaversham: Why can't somebody else do it? I'll never double-cross the queen!
Fidget: I don't know. All I know is that I don't want any part of it, either.
Director: CUT! Fidget why are you saying this just now?
Crew member: Come now, he can say what's on his mind. *To Fidget* So, you don't need to apologize for it, buddy.
Director (To Fidget): Alright, but save it for later.
*Fidget smiles*
Basil in his Chinese costume
Basil (Stepping in): I shall have HIIIIIIIIII…. *Trips and slips on the floor that is filled with chlorine as Dawson, Fidget, and Olivia watch, laughing their heads off*
Director: CUT! Fidget, what the heck do you think you're doing here?
Fidget (Innocently): Uh, nothing. *Blushes* I just thought I'd make people laugh.
Crew member: Everyone deserves a good laugh every now and then.
Fidget: Even me.
Basil raving about Ratigan
Basil: That bat. *Looks stunned as he spots Fidget who sits in front of him*
Fidget: Why are you pointing that bow at me?
Basil (Frowning): Fidget, you nosy bat, what in Heaven's name are you doing here?
Dawson (Admonishingly): Oh, come now, Basil, he just wanted to know what's going on.
Fidget: Thanks, and I have to do something before I go to sleep because right now, I'm not tired. *Glares at Basil* And don't you think about waking me up!
Basil: I never wake anybody up unless it's an emergency.
Fidget: I'll show you emergency! *Bares his fangs as he advances himself on him*
Crew member: Of course, everyone needs their sleep. *Fidget stops himself and turns around, grinning *
Olivia: He kidnapped my daddy.
*Dawson gives Fidget a stern look*
Basil: Shoo, Fidget! Out! Out! Out!
*Fidget speeds off in a panic*
Olivia: We'll deal with you later! *Spanks him*
Fidget: Ow! *Continues running off* My butt! My butt! My only butt!
Director: Well, you can only have one butt.
The World's Greatest Criminal Mind
*Ratigan sings his song until Fidget appears suddenly*
Ratigan: Ah, Fidget, what are you doing here?
Fidget (Shyly): I just came to listen to your song.
Ratigan: That's very great, Fidget, but GET BACK OUT THERE! Chop! Chop!
Fidget: You chop, chop with your freaking song! *Ratigan looks very offended*
Director: Cut! Save that for later, okay?
Fidget: Okie dokie. *Takes a bow and runs away*
Fidget sleeping
Ratigan (Gently): Fidget? *Fidget snores and laughs* FIDGET! *Fidget still doesn't wake up*
Director: Fidget, you're supposed to wake up.
*Fidget is still sleeping*
Crew member (To the director in a whisper): Maybe we should let him sleep for a while. He's had a very long and hard day.
Director (With a sigh): Fine.
*Ratigan taps Fidget on the shoulder and shakes him, but Fidget still doesn't wake up*
Ratigan (Very frustrated): Why is he so tired?
Director: Never mind that. Try something else.
Ratigan (With a smirk): Hmm…I think I will. *Picks out his feather pen* This shall work. I'm going to tickle him awake. *Rubs the feather pen, but to his disgust, Fidget remains asleep* Will he wake up? That does it. *Loses it* FIDGET! *Fidget stays sleeping*
Director (In a whisper): Patience. *Ratigan takes deep breaths until he loses his temper once again*
Ratigan: I GIVE UP! *Walks off and kicks a box that stood right in front of him in rage*
Fidget: *Laughing harder than he intended* Good! Payback!
*Ratigan recovers and walks to his bedroom in anger, while Fidget enjoys his nap*
Ratigan ranting over Basil
Ratigan: *Bangs his head against the bottle and to his surprise, his face is painted with polka dots and the audience, including the crew member and the director laugh* What? What's so funny?
Fidget: *Breaks out of Felicia's mouth, laughing* I did that. *Falls out, giggling louder*
Olivia (To Ratigan): You have one silly bat! *Giggling*
Ratigan (Rolling his eyes): If you would excuse me, I'm going to wash this paint off my face. *Walks away*
Fidget: No, please keep it on! I'm sure Basil and his buddy would like to see that! *Rolls on the floor laughing and kicking as Felica walks away in disgust*
Fidget puts Olivia in the bottle
*Fidget tries pushing Olivia in with a cork, but she's stuck*
*Fidget also attempts to push Olivia's tush with one hand, but she is still wedged in and Fidget sighs*
Fidget: Boss, we have a problem! *Ratigan walks over*
Ratigan: What is it? *Gasps* Fidget! Have you tried pushing her in with a cork?
Fidget: Yes, but she's stuck.
Ratigan: I'll get her unstuck. Here, I'll do it! *Picks up a cork, but to his dismay, Olivia is trapped* You're right, but I'll try a different way. *Attempts to push Olivia in with his bare hand, but she is still stuck* You're right. She's still stuck. *Backs away*
*Olivia toots and Ratigan turns to Fidget in shock*
Ratigan: What was that?
Fidget (Offended): It wasn't me.
Ratigan: Sure, but that's very inappropriate.
Fidget: Hey, I fart once in a while because I have to.
Director: Cut! What did you say?
Fidget: You heard me.
Director (Referring to farting): Save that comical act for The Lion King.
Olivia: I have to go to the bathroom!
Fidget: You have bottles that no one can fit in, Ratigan. We need bigger holes for these bottles! *Sarcastically* That's a shame.
Ratigan: Alright, get her out of there.
*Fidget pulls Olivia out and sets her on the ground to her feet*
Fidget: I have to go potty, too!
Ratigan: Fine, time for an intermission.
Director (Insulted): Hey, that's my line!
Ratigan: Sorry. *Walks away*
Fidget: Don't forget to wash your hands, Ratty! *To Olivia* Alright, let's go to the bathroom.
Olivia (Whispers): Thank you for getting me out of there.
Fidget: Don't mention it. No one, not even you can fit in these bottles.
Olivia: Do you think I'm fat?
Fidget: Kid, no you're not. *He and Olivia walk inside the bathroom stalls*
Fidget's disguise
*Ratigan's men try to push Fidget in with a cork, but gets caught in through the tube*
*They also take a stab out pushing him in with their bare hands, but he is still immovable*
Thugs: Ratigan! He's stuck.
*Ratigan walks over*
Ratigan: Stuck, eh? Let me give it a try. *Tries to push Fidget in with a cork, but Fidget apparently is still stuck* Hmm. *Attempts to shove Fidget in with his bare hand, but fails, so he backs off*
*Fidget farts loudly*
Ratigan: *Covers his nose with his thick breast shirt and speaks through it* What the devil have you been eating?! If you're going to do that, go to the bathroom!
Thug: PU! Did you just cut the cheese?
Director: Fidget!
Fidget: What? I had to fart! Would you rather have me hold it in forever? And I thought I told Ratigan to get a bottle with a bigger hole! *Kicks, waiting to be let out*
Ratigan (Muffled): Get him out! *Walks away to wash his hands*
Thug: You're not going to fart on me, are you?
Fidget (Sighs): I'll try not to.
*One of Ratigan's guards pulls him out and they are both spotted by Basil and Dawson*
Basil (Plugging his nose): What's that stench?!
*Thug sets Fidget down on the floor*
Fidget (Embarrassed): I had to.
Thug: It's okay, Fidget. Everybody farts.
*Fidget smiles*
Fidget exhausted from riding the bike on the blimp
*Fidget wheezes as Ratigan watches in disgust as Fidget falls to the floor in the basket, catching his breath and falling asleep*
Ratigan (Annoyed): What now? *Walks over and nudges Fidget's side* Wake up. Everyone's waiting. *Fidget snores*
Crew member: I think he needs plenty of sleep.
Ratigan (Resigning): Alright, I'll let him sleep. *Storms off*
Olivia: Aww. He's sleeping like a baby. *Fidget snores and turns contentedly with a smile*
Basil, Dawson, and Hiram Flaversham: Aww.
Well, I gave it a go.