"Season 3 of Total Drama folks. The world is gonna be mine, scene to shining scene. Sadly I`m forced to share my world with a free reigned traveling team freak shows." He said as a bus parked." They`ll be competing around the globe for another million dollars. So let's meet our players Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Leshawna…"

Gwen and Heather got into a squabble over Heathers` hair extensions. Meanwhile Chris continues announcing.

"Lindsay, Owen, DJ and Harold." Lindsay stepped out and DJ was seen holding Owen down as the blonde giant was having a panic attack from being near his fear: flying. Harold started explaining aerophobia as if he was reading an encyclopedia. Noah got off after him with a sarcastic phrase about his facts.

"And returning favorites Noah, Cody and …" Chris didn't get to finish as Ezekiel tried to sound like a homie and failed miserably. When he asked where the plane was Izzy jumped on his shoulders in agreement.

"Yup Izzy`s back and also returning this season Tyler and the cohost of Total Drama Aftermath Bridgette." Tyler did a typical rugby player throw ball pose and Bridgette just waved but soon both fell in the pile of people in front of the bus.

"Now to mix things up of keeping all fresh we`re adding two new competitors. He`s an honor roll student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants of most species, Alejandro." As Chris said that a devilishly handsome Hispanic young man got off the bus and proceeded to help the fallen competitors. Needless to say Bridgette, Izzy and even Tyler and Ezekiel were astonished.

"I have a boyfriend." Bridgette said.

"I like girls." Was Tyler's response.

"And she's a maid and is a fighter, say hello to, Rem." And out hopped a small girl with medium length sky blue hair that covers her right eye and large light blue eyes. She was wearing a maid uniform and boots.

"It's nice to meet you. I am Rem" She said in a quiet voice although she was eyeing Cody sharply.

"Now that all 18 contestants are here…" Chris was again interrupted by Courtney this time.

"Excuse me but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of this plane." Courtney spoke raising a hand.

"Relax it`s perfectly safe." Chris tried to convince them until a cargo door fell loose from the plane. "Now board in." he said making Owen have another panic attack and start to complain until Chris approached him with a frying pan. The other competitors winced when they heard the bang that echoed when the frying pan metal met Owen`s skull.

"Anybody else got a problem with that?" Chris asked, frying pan still in hand and was met with a bunch of negative answers.

"Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones." He turned to the camera. "We`re saving you a first class seat for all the action right here on Total Drama WORLD TOUR!"

…

The contestants were in the kitchen area where Chris told them about the singing part.

"Singing, really I thought Chris was joking about that." Gwen said looking at the other contestants.

"Well I don't have a problem with it." Courtney said.

"Yea, cause you like singing." Leshawna told her.

"Well I don`t. Girls sing, little birdies sing, Duncan's do not. " Duncan scowled.

"Think I'll get to beatbox?" Harold asked

"I`ll beat you if you try." Duncan replied holding up a fist.

"Why are you doing this to us?" Heather asked the host.

"Singing reality shows are huge and the worse the singing the higher the ratings which is why on this show there will be no vocal coaches, or rehearsals or warnings!" the sadistic host said making the teens groan.

"Any who, this is the dining area where you`ll enjoy inflight meals. "Chris said only to be interrupted by Ezekiel again.

"Not for long, prepare to lose to the Zeke." Ezekiel boasted but was stopped by Gwen.

"Not to be insulting but you know you got voted off first right?" she said to him.

"Word. And I spent every minute since making sure that don't happen again. I got stronger, faster, smarter…" he was interrupted by Chris now.

"Chattier,blabbyer can`t-shut up- ier. Now zip it and let me finish this tour so we can get this bird in flight." Said an annoyed host.

"Is there a ladies room?" Leshawna asked.

"Just through there." Chris said pointing his thumb in a direction.

"Good cause I gotta make a deposit." Leshawna said heading in the direction only to realize once she entered that the bathroom is a confessional again.

Once the home girl was back Chris continued the tour.

"Losing teams gets to enjoy luxurious economy class accomodations between destinations." He spoke as there stood in an area with no seats just benches and rats and leakages everywhere.

"Okay but where are our beds?" Lindsay said looking around.

"Owen, care to demonstrate?" Chris turned to a strapped Owen who was sitting and sleeping at the same time.

"That does not look comfortable. "Heather commented.

"No comfort for losers. Safety harnesses and an emergency exit. But no comfort here, here or here," Chris said imitating a flight attendant.

"We should hit the winners department. Cause I'm never going back here. Never." Ezekiel said to Noah.

"Is never your policy on mouthwash too homeschool?" Noah fired back as they moved after the group.

Soon they found themselves in first class.

"This is the first class cabin, the domain of each week's winners." Chris said motioning around

"Now this is the kind of accommodation ladies deserve." Alejandro said to Lindsay that only made the blonde more confused.

"They have ladies in first class too? Oh, me. You meant me." She finally got it.

Tyler tried to do a hand spring only to fall on his face, making Lindsay feel sorry for him but still not remember his name. Alejandro just continued charming Lindsay which made Heather wary of him.

…

A few minutes later they found themselves back in the dining area.

"And that's pretty much it. I skipped the cargo hold and alley but I`m sure you will find new exciting destinations later when I accidentally lock you in them. "Chris said just as the plane shook as it started moving.

"One more thing, I`m sure you remember a little something called the 'elimination ceremony', takes place right in there." Now in a tacky decorated room with benches Chris explained the rules.

"If you don't receive a barf bag full of airline issued peanuts…." Chris was interrupted by Ezekiel for the umpteenth time.

"…..you will be forced to take the drop of shame. Like this." The really irritated host said as he grabbed Ezekiel by the front of his sweater and throwing him out of the plane on the runway.

Now all the contestants were in the dining area.

"Every second we`re getting closer to adventure and even further away from Momma." DJ said as he was slumping on the table.

Rem looked like she wanted to tell Cody something but was topped when a bell was heard. Soon Chris came to the dining room dressed in a tux.

"Whenever you hear that friendly little bell its musical number time. So let's hear it."
"But what are we supposed to sing?" Cortney asked.
"You have to make it up as you go. Wouldn't be challenging otherwise now would it?" the host said as music started playing.

Courtney: Up!

Courtney and Izzy: Up!

Courtney, Izzy, and Rem: Up!

Courtney, Izzy, Rem, and Lindsay: Up!

Harold: Sing!

Harold and Cody: Sing!

Harold, Cody, and DJ: Sing!

Harold, Cody, DJ, and Tyler: Sing!

Heather, Leshawna, Bridgette, Courtney, Izzy, Rem, and Lindsay: We're flying.

Alejandro, Noah, Harold, Cody, DJ, and Tyler: And singing.

Everyone (except Gwen, Duncan, Ezekiel, and Owen): We're flying and we're singing!

Rem: Come fly with us!

Rem and Cody: Come fly with us!

Izzy: We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Ha-ha!

Bridgette: Come fly with us!

Bridgette and Lindsay: Come fly with us!

Alejandro: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.

Duncan: Dudes, this is messed. You're singing in a plane.

Harold: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane. Ah!

Gwen: Yeah, but, guys, you're singing on TV!

Courtney: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me!

DJ: Come fly with us!

DJ and Leshawna: Come fly with us!

Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing!?

Chef Hatchet: I try.

Ezekiel: They thought they could leave me and depart, but this stowaway's got winning in his heart!

Noah: Come fly with us! Come die with us!

Owen: We're flying?! I hate flying! Stop the plane! (Gets hit on the head with a frying pan, courtesy of Chris)

Rem, DJ, Cody, and Heather: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!

Gwen and Duncan: No!

Chris McLean: Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination-

Bridgette: All contestants must sing in each show!

Courtney: Duncan, do it! Let's go!

Cody: Gwen, sing it! Don't go!

Gwen: Well, I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!

Courtney: Duncan, come on! Please?

Duncan: This sucks!

Everyone (except Duncan, Owen, and Ezekiel): Yeah!

As the song ended Chiefs' voice was heard.

"And now singing fruitcakes strap yourselves in. we are now beginning our decent into Egypt." Cody was confused but suddenly he was wrapped with a hug by a certain maid wearing girl.

Rem's current mind was to keep Cody safe although she knew Cody didn't know why.

As the contestants got out of the plane they saw Chris dressed like a pharaoh and being carried like one by two interns.

"You guys ready for a little fun? Wow it's sure a scorcher out here. I call this challenge The Pyramid over under."

"An eleven hour flight, Chiefs' inflight cuisine, a forced musical number, now we`ve got a challenge." Leshawna whined.

"Don't you love this game?" Chris said atop his throne.

"Okay pyramid over under means you choose how you get past the pyramid, either over or under it. Got it?" he asked to which he received nods.
"Ready? Get set…" Yet the host was interrupted by Ezekiel who confessed he stowaway on the plane and refused to be eliminated yet. Chris just shrugged and slammed the pair of chimes he had in his hands signaling the beginning of the race.

Cody stopped for a second as he weighed the odds. Going under would mean risking getting lost in the mazes, but going over is also no that safe. But there were more pros for over than under so he started climbing. On the way he saw Alejandro holding Bridgette and Lindsay on his shoulders and Tyler who was climbing but got bitten by a scorpion and fell back down the pyramid. As he got closer he saw Gwen Courtney and Duncan with a rope tied around their waists and the girls seemed to be arguing.

"This is you being nice?" Gwen asked incredulously. Then she shouted to Duncan. "My sympathies!" As Cody passed Duncan he saw that he punk was clearly irritated by the two femmes. He sent Duncan a look of sympathy. As he got to the peak of the pyramid he saw Bridgette and the others surfing down the pyramid on a sign. He took a moment to catch his breath. And then his eyes landed on the sight, the view was amazing.

"Beautiful isn't it Cody?" a serene voice came from beside him. He turned around and he saw Rem standing right behind him.

"It sure is." He said glancing at the view, even though Chris will probably make the time on the show a living hell for the contestants, he swore he would at least have one nice, not beautiful but nice memory from each place.

"So are we going down?" he turned to asked but was suddenly grabbed by Rem in a shoulder carry position while Rem ran down the pyramid.

As they were reaching the finish line they saw Harold, DJ and Leshawna, Bridgette and Lindsay in one team. Alejandro was about to join their team when Chris revealed there would be three teams. He tried to consoled Alejandro by saying he had Tyler, Owen, Noah and Izzy who were being Chased by a mummified Ezekiel. Cody and Rem were the third team along with Heather and the other three who were still on the top of the pyramid arguing. Just then the song bell sounded off.

"Oh kid! Recognize that sound?"Chris yelled on a megaphone so they cloud hear him. He said they needed to hear another son to which Duncan did not react nicely.

"If you don`t sing you`re out!" the host said.

"You know what! No!" the punk negated as he jumped down the pyramid dragging Gwen and Courtney with him. It was clear that he snapped.

"Three hours of these two squawking on this stupid pyramid, in this stupid heat and you want me to sing? Forget it1" he said in the hosts face.

"Dude you have a contract." Chris said trying to reason.

"Eat it Mc Lane. If you need me I'll be in the plane waiting for a ride home cause I`m out, done." The punk said as he cut of the rope on his waist."I quit!" and walked away.

Cody deciding to show a bit of team spirit approached Gwen and Courtney and gave them both a hand.

"Looks like we`re teammates."

Confession cam.

Cody- Normally I would be crushing on Gwen but the thing is that I'm still confused on why this maid is interested in me.

Gwen- Great, I get Cody (sarcastic). And miss Stab You In The Back (Heather).

Rem- Gwen better not hurt my mast— I mean Cody or else SHE WILL PAY. (She flashes a spiky object to the camera)

After allowing Ezekiel to join back because Duncan quit Chris turned towards the three teams.

"Okay teams talk amongst your selves and determine a team name. You have three minutes while I enjoy this ice-cream cone."

"Team Victory!" was heard by DJ, Harold, Leshawna, Bridgette, Lindsay and Ezekiel.

"Team Amazon!" by Heather, Courtney, Gwen and Rem while hugging on to Cody who just gave a small smile.

The final team was discussing when Izzy blurted out."Team Chris is really really really really hot!"

The other shouted "WHAT?!" MAKING Izzy giggle. "I got the idea of one of total dramas bloggers, she said she was our number one fan."

"Alright, best team name ever." The host said as his ego grew. He then presented the teams with their rewards. A camel for Amazon, a goat for CIRRRRH (Chris is really really really really hot) and a stick for Victory.

Leshawna started complaining again and Chris told them it would all be revealed soon, if he felt like it.