It was a nice sunny day at a park. Sitting next to a tree is a young Caucasian man with shaggy blond hair. He's wearing only jeans with a brown belt, no shirt and no shoes. He also wears a baseball cap backwards, and has a silver earring on his left ear. He has his hands behind his head in relaxing bliss.
He loves feeling the cold breeze touching his barechest and his soles on the cool wet grass. Being barechest and barefoot with just jeans turns him on. It always gives him a boner. He masturbates to it. Showing off his lean build. The feeling of his barefeet touching dirt, mud, snow, and concrete also arouses him. He stopped wearing shoes, calling them "foot prisons", his feet are rough and caked with dirt.
He suddenly has an idea for a little song. It'll be better than "Water". He grabs his guitar and tugging on the strings.
I wear no shirt, I love the breeze on my bare chest
I wear no shoes, I love the mud between my toes
These things make me hard and I get boners
So I masturbate out in the open, and I jazz on my jeans
At the last verse, the music comes to a slow stop.
"I beat myself off, y'all!" he raised his voice.
He decides to head back home now. He gets up, with his boner sticking out. He puts his guitar over his shoulder, puts his hands in his pockets, and walks through the dirt trail. Not minding at the stares he's receiving at all.
"I'm gonna touch myself." He thought.