john phoenix was on his way to the present when a skeptic appeared
"RYUNOSUKE COULD NOT BE GAY I AM HERE TO NEUTRALLY DEBUNK THIS WITH NONE OF MY OPINIONS ON HOMOSEXUALITY INFLUENCING ME IN THE SLIGHTEST!" screeched the skeptic "HE CANNOT HAVE ADOPTED JOHN WRIGHT"
"why"
"BECAUSE HE AND PHOENIX WRIGHT HAVE SIMILAR POSTURES!"
"so?" yawned john phoenix "theres only so many positions you can stand in. thats not inherently genetic and isnt really much genetic in the first place"
"OBJOCTION" screamed the person "BUT GAY PEOPLE CANT ADOPT IN THIS TIME"
"then he just didnt have to say he was gay lmao look up what beards are (not the gross shit under your neck)"
"WHAT ABOUT THEIR SIMILARITYS"
"what similaritys" said john phoenix
"THESE ONES!" the skeptic presented the decisive evidence: 64. media. tumblr. (dottt) com / 86f3cf64404472d43e222713e59f2b6d / tumblr_inline_p7jgri2bZ71sjm703_500. png
john phoenix squinted at the skeptic
"w-w-wait wrong evidence-"
john phoenix slapped the mask off the skeptics face
"YOU"
dylan fitchar hauled his stubby legs away once again
(AN: wow the site really really REALLY didn't want me typing "com" in that link, there isnt actually a second dot before it i just had to get around the sites censorship)