A/N: Hey guys! This is just a plot bunny / side story that ran away from me. Expect sporadic updates. The chapter will alternate between an audio diary and third person narration. Where did they get the audio diary? *Shrugs* Phone Guy's spare tape recorders, obviously!
What's the point of liking your job if nobody likes you for doing it?
"It took us two days to even notice that BB was missing...I know it sounds stupid but, well, don't tell anyone I said this-it is stupid...It is dumb...We should've figured it out sooner...But, in my defense, and everybody else's, there are ELEVEN of us. I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Foxy. Why don't I talk like a pirate? Go fig. I'm not even programmed to have a voice in-game. It's just easier for me to talk like everybody else...And maaaaybe my voice gets a little 'pirate-y' when I'm excited...But back to Balloon Boy. I was the one who noticed he was missing."
"Are you still making excuses, Foxy?"
"Shut up, Tochi! I WAS the first one to notice he was missing!"
"Look, we did a dum-dum. The rest of us can accept it. Why can't you?"
"Look, I'm sorry-"
"No, you aren't."
"GET OUT!"
"I'm sorry. That was Tochi. She thinks she knows EVERYTHING. But the simple fact is, I WAS the one who figured out that BB was gone. I was talking with Fred-that's what we called Toy Freddy-I mean, so when I say 'Fred' or 'Toy Freddy' we mean the same person. Anyway, I was talking to Freddy and Fred about who had gotten the most players the first week. Freddy had gotten forty kills in, and I had gotten ABOUT forty. I just count each day and round up. And then Freddy got angry and told me that that was cheating. That I had to keep an exact record if I was 'allowed' to 'compete' with him. Pah! Then Toy Freddy said that it didn't matter, because he had gotten more than he could count. And then Freddy got that LOOK on his face and had to delicately remind Toy Freddy that he can only count up to ten. Yeah. Toy Freddy is nice, but...well, Tochi is the bluntest gal in the world, but even she won't call Toy Freddy dense. Even though he totally is. She knows he is, she just won't say so. So then Toy Freddy just kinda shrugged and asked how many more numbers there were other than ten, so we just sorta ignored him and kept going. And then Freddy started chewing me out again for using rounding to get a leg up on him. And then I said that if BB hadn't been slacking for the past two days, then I could have easily done even more. And then I was all,
'Hey, wait, I haven't seen BB in two days!'
And then Fred was like,
'That's a long time, right?'
And then Freddy was like, 'Well, go have a talk to him.'
And so I couldn't find him ANYWHERE...And so here we are."