john phoenix was in 1900 and he was about to go home when something tugged at his ear
it was a rabbit doll made by iris wilson and it also had a tellecomunication device in it
"hello"
"this isnt a phone john phoenix..." said ryunosuke "anyway GET OVER HERE QUICK"
john phoenix got over there
"john phoenix i just realized we still have to make john wright"
"but dylan did that" said john phoenix
"but hes in the future now and also you dont want to be dylans grandson do you" said susato
john phoenix shrugged. why? because blood relations meant nothing to him. if uncle phoenix was an evil man who beat the shit out of him then john phoenix would have no qualms about beating the shit out of uncle phoenix back, because in this scenario uncle phoenix is an abuser and his relation to john phoenix does not mean he is entitled to john phoenixs love
but he understood that phoenix wright may disagree and would be disturbed by being related to dylan so he decided he may as well make john wright ryunosukes son instead
"but how do i make john wright" said ryunosuke
"i dunno fuck someone"
john phoenix grabbed a random woman off the street and threw her on the table in front of ryunosuke and pointed at her "fuck."
ryunosuke quivered and couldnt do it
"im sorry john phoenix i dont know how to fuck women"
john phoenix thought this boy was hopeless, but then he got an idea. he went out and looked for the hottest man he could find, but london is full of ugly motherfuckers so it was hard, but he eventually found one in the prosecutors office his name was kazuma asogi
he brought asogi to ryunosuke and commanded him to fuck and he did
"you did it my grandfather im proud of you" said john phoenix
"but then how will ryunosuke make john wright" asked susato
"he doesnt need to" said john phoenix. instead they went down to the orphanage and ryunosuke adopted a kid named john wright and that was all there was to it the end