On a normal day on Discord, there were 4 people who were known by Bump, Cheese, Mobile, and Tuff on the server known as the Wrestling Discord Revolution.
These 4 "men" were on Discord discussing pro-wrestling and anime.
"So guys, who do you think is going to win the AEW world championship" said Bump
"Most likely Kenny Omega will retain" replied Mobile.
"Nah, Jeff Hardy will comeback" replied Tuff which the other 3 internally groaned at.
"You know who should come back and interrupt the match? Rem should." Cheese replied in a knowingly dick fashion.
"Shut the fuck up" Replied the other 3.
Suddenly, their monitors turned off and suddenly their eyes went black.
When their eyes were back to normal, they saw the strangest thing they have seen in their lives.
They saw demi humans in a familiar setting to both Bump and Cheese.
"HOLY SHIT WE ARE IN LUGNICA" Bump yelled which caused everyone to look at them funny.
"Shut the fuck up, we need privacy" Mobile whispered which caused them to run off into an ally.
"Ok so why are we here and how the fuck did we get here" Bump said while getting concerned.
"Look, I don't know but my life was boring and now I can finally do my Rem jokes and have them make sense." Cheese replied causing Bump and Mobile to groan.
"Honestly, I don't give a fuck about anything that's happening as all I want is some beer and titties" Tuff said while giving the other 3 morons the bird.
Suddenly there were 3 thugs entering an ally.
"If you don't want to get hurt, cough up whatever you've got" said the medium looking man looking at the 4 idiots.
"Hey dumbfucks, we have a number of 4 people while you have 3 people." Bump said in a mocking tone.
When Bump turned around, he saw 2 of his companions huddled in a corner.
"What the fuck are you 2 doing?"
"BRUH, I don't want to fight I'm just Cheese" Cheese replied
"Yeah, I'm not doing that" Mobile agreed.
Bump looked at his last remaining companion who was still up while reaching in his pockets.
"Wait... TUFF DON'T—" Bump screamed but it was 2 late.
5 Seconds later, the 3 thugs were on the floor dead with a hole on the each of their stomachs.
"TUFF WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT" Screamed the other 3.
"It was self-defense you fucktards" Tuff said while holding his shotgun.
Suddenly a voice shouted from behind them, "Move it, move it"
A blonde girl was running through the ally.
"OH, SHIT A LOLI THIS IS MY CHANCE" Tuff said while getting excited.
Then the girl got super kicked by Tuff.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST DO" Screamed the other 3 idiots.
"Duh I caught myself a LOLI"
"Well to be fair, she had Emilia's insignia so this should make our journey easier" Replied mobile.
"Then I can finally do my rem jokes." Said the idiot Cheese.
"That's enough..?" The 4 beside the unconscious girl looked at the entrance of the alley to find Emilia looking back at them.
"Oh shit Emilia" Bump whispered to Mobile.
"Do you 4 know what happened to my Insig—WHAT IS THAT"
Emilia noticed the 3 dead bodies and the 1 unconscious girl.
"You see, those 3 tried to kill us so our good idiot friend Tuff used his weapon against them" Bump responded with him and the other 3 having sweat leaking out from them.
"What about the unconscious girl?" Emilia pointed at the blonde on the floor.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. Once again, our friend tuff may or may not have accidently kicked her in the head…" Tuff tried to look anywhere but at Emilia because of embarrassment of kicking a girl.
"Ok.. normally I would report this but considering that blonde girl is the girl who got my Insignia I'll ignore it just once."
"WAIT, technically since we got it back for you, can you please give us a place to stay as we are homeless at the moment" Begged Mobile while his 3 friends nodded with him.
"Ok fine, you can come" Emilia sighed in defeat.
"Thank you so much" Mobile said with a smile on his face.
Emilia blushed trying not to look.
"Quick question, who is Re-" Cheese was about to ask the stupid question but thankfully Bump slapped him before he could finish his thought.
"What was that?"
"NOTHING" Replied the other 3.
Chapter 1 of this stupid adventure is done so this should be entertaining I suppose. Also join our discord here KgsasJMRSE