I start off with one liners now.
A rabbit hopped around in a open field. It kept picking up random things before coming across train tracks.
The sound of a whistle startled it before it turned to see a train coming in its direction.
The contraption scared it off as the train rolled right by its previous location.
A man holding a sheathed fur coated nodachi learned down. He wore a white colored northern style fur hat with the rim running all around it with a black dot pattern. He wore a black long coat with a yellow smiling face with prostutions going in six directions outlined on it.
A blue nosed reindier wearing a pink hat with an x and maroon shorts on it stood up. "We're almost at hargeon. And with hargeon, we find salamander." he said before turning to the man.
"So, what do you suggest we do." The silence he got annoyed him before he started to poke the man. "Come on. You can't just ignore me." he whined only to be met with a snore. "Oh no. Not again." He cried out.
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"WHAT." a voice rang out.
"You mean to tell me this is the only magic store in town."
"Fraid so." the shopkeeper replied. "The people here are more fishing folk than magic folk."
The woman he was talking to gained a dejected look. "And i came all this way for nothing."
Not wanting her to be sad, the shopkeeper looked for items that she might like. "Now now, don't say that little lady. I have all the latest goods."
Grabbing a random item, he pulled it out and showed it to her. "This colors magic is popular. All young girls like it. It lets you change the color of your clothes anytime." Playing with the dial, he changed the color of his shirt to purple."
"No, I already have one of those, what I really want are some powerful gate keys." she said. "Gate keys." he repeated.
"Looking around, she found a silver key and a smile formed on her face. "Wow its the little doggy." she exclaimed. "Yes but that ones not very powerful." he told her. "I know but I really want it. How much?"
"20,000 jewels." he answered causing her to freeze. "Im sorry how much did you say it was." she asked. "20,000 jewels."
Getting on top the counter, she got into a suggestive position as she unbuttoned the top of her shirt. "Oh come on. How much is it really worth."
"I cant believe it, that giezer only knocked down a thousand jewels. Is my sex appeal worth that much." she ranted.
"Are you serious. Its really him."
"Salamander."
A couple of girls ran by her knocking the girl out of her rant. "Salamander."
"Wow, you mean that famous wizard who uses fire magic. The kind you can't buy from stores. Hes in this dead end town "
The man from before and the same reindeer walked through an alley with the reindeer panting. "Geez. Why do you look so tired " he asked. "You try carrying a man who's four times taller than you." he retorted. "Okay. But I still don't see the problem."
His response was met with a whack to the head. "If you were to stop falling asleep, then maybe you wouldn't have to worry about most of the things that get you in trouble." The man glared at the reindeer before he slammed the hilt of his nodachi on his head.. "And i told you its not my fault I can't sleep at night."
"Salamander."
"So dreamy."
"Guess that's out target." the reindeer said.
A man with blue hair struck a pose causing all the girls around him to squeal, with the blonde one staring at the man in shock with a blush in her face. 'Why is my heart beating like this. Whats gotten into me.'
You ladies are all so sweet."
"Salamanded." they squealed.
When his eyes met hers, she could feel her heart beating even faster. 'He looked at me.' she thought. 'Is it because he's a famous wizard. Is that why my hearts pounding out of control.' Soon enough, her eyes became the same as the other girls. 'Could it be."
A faint sound of metal beinf dragged on the ground was heard though ignored.
'Am I in love.' Getting closer to him, she began to fall deeper in love with him.
'Is he the one.'
"Alright shithead." A man said knocking her out of her trance.
Turning around, everyone saw a man wearing a black dotted white northern style hat holding a sheathed nodachi. Though that wasn't what they were focd on. What they were focused on.
"Zzz."
Was the fact he was asleep.
This was mistaken as him thinking pothos wasn't worth his time.
"YOU'RE SO RUDE"
"SALAMANDER IS A GREAT WIZARD."
"YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE OR WE'RE GONNA RIP YOU TO SHREDS."
"Whats wrong with you people." he wheezed out.
"Now now my lovelies. Let him go. I'm sure he didnt mean anything malicious about it." Salamander said gaining the attention of all the girls once again. "SALAMANDER."
Writing salamander on the board, he holds it out to the man with a smug smile on his face. "Here's my autograph. Now you can brag to all your friends and give it to your son one day."
Yawning, the man knocked it away with the nodachi before turning around. "No thanks."
Soon enough, he was back on the ground. "You forgot what you were supposed to be doing." the reindeer deadpanned. "Yes I did."
"Well, im afraid I must be going my laddies, I have business to attend to." He announced.
"Youre leaving already."
"Time for the red carpet" he muttered before snapping his fingers summoning a pink magic circle. Soon enough, he was in the air as pink flames were underneath his feet. "Im having a soiree on my yacht tonight. You're all invited." With that, he was gone.
"And there he goes." the man said. "What a creep." turning around, they saw a girl with blond hair. "Thanks for the help."
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"My names lucy. Its nice to meet you."
"Same here lucy. My names chopper and this is order." the reindeer said while said man was eating a salad.
"Anyways, that salamander guy was using a charm spell to hypnotize all those girls. And make them think they're in love with him. Charm spells have the power to attract people to you against their own will. They've been banned for years. Nobody even sells them anymore. He must've gone through a lot of trouble to get one of those. What a creep" she ranted. "I completely fell victim to his spell. And I would've stayed that way if you guys didn't barge in. I can't really thank you guys enough."
Yawning, order stuffed more of the salad into his mouth. "Yeah yeah get on with it."
She gave them a friendly smile despite every part of her raging at him. "I know I may not look like it, but im a wizard to." she revealed.
Her attempts to scare and possibly awe him failed.
Seeing that it was pointless, she began to calm down and explain how guilds work to them. While doing so, she failed to notice that order was slowly dousing off.
"But there are tons of them all over the world. I've heard its much harder to get into the more popular ones." By now, order had completely fell asleep, face on his food while holding his fork.
"Hey, you guys said you had something to do right." When she saw that order didn't answer, nor was he moving, she began to get scared. "Order." touching his face, she expected him to wake up or at least try to swat away whatever was touching him.
The customers were surprised to see him suddenly stop like that.
"You think hes."
"Fool dont say that in front of his girlfriend."
Holding up his hoofs, chopper counted from three to one and by the time he landed on one, order had already lifted his face up.
"HE CAME BACK TO LIFE."
Looking around, order noticed that everyone was staring at him.
"Sir, are you alright." A waitress asked, only to scream when he grabbed her dress and wiped his face on it, running when he let go.
"Damn. I fell asleep."
"YOU FELL ASLEEP." Everyone shouted.
"Thats not possible, in the middle of a meal and conversation."
"And he just starts chewing again."
Swallowing, order looked at the ones shouting. "Anyways, what are you guys so worked up about." he asked. "WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU."
"Didn't know this place had comedians." he said to lucy before going back to eating. "Well, no, im just glad you're okay and didn't choke and die."
While trying to take another bite, he fell asleep again.
"DONT FALL BACK ASLEEP."
Seeing the situation as pointless, she put down money on the table. "That should be enough to cover. Tell gray I said thanks again."
"T T Thank you for coming mam." the waitress from before stammered out still embarrassed from having her dress grabbed like that.
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"Oh my. Looks like the fairy tail guilds out there causing trouble again. Demon bandit clan wiped out, but seven homes destroyed. Geez, talk about going overboard." she laughed before turning the page.
"Ah, the centerfolds mirajane." she sighed. "I wish I knew how to join. Do you have to apply or maybe have an interview with them. But im so going to join fairy tail. They're the coolest guild ever." she squealed.
"So you wanna join fairy tail ey." a voice said. Looking behind her, she saw salamander standing there. "Salamander." she snarled. "I've been looking all over for you. I wanted to personally invite you to my yacht party tonight."
Even though he gave a nice smile, she didn't believe it. "Nice try, but charm magics weakness is awareness. If anyone knows its being used on them, it won't work."
"Just as I thought, the moment I laid eyes on you, I guessed you were a wizard. The invitation still stands though.
"Forget it" she refused. "I wouldn't be caught dead at a party with a creep like you." a tag with the word creep on it pierced him in the stomach as he repeated the word. "Why would you call me that." he asked. "Cause you use your magic to make yourself popular.
Giving her a wink, he smiled at her as he began to give her an explanation. "Dont be mad dear. I'm just trying to have some good fun. All I wanted to do was have fun at my own party."
"This just proves that even famous wizards can be big idiots." a tag with the word idiot proceeded to stab him.
"You with to join fairy tail, right."
Lucy gasped. He spoke as if he were reading her mind.
"You've heard about pothos right. One of fairy tails wizards."
"Well yeah" said lucy. "Your telling me your him, your that salamander" she gave him a questioning glare as the man began to sweat. "Thats correct, and if you want to join, I could probably put in a good work for you." His offer get her into fairy tail caused her to gasp in shock.
Lucy came to the man with hearts In hear eyes. "I would love to come to your party tonight." She said giggling. "Wow, that was easier than I thought it would be." he muttered. The hearts dissapeared before they were replaced by sparkling eyes, "so you really think you could get me into fairy tail. No kidding." She knew that she was getting her hopes way to high with this creep, but she didn't care as this was her chance to join fairy tail. "I dont see why not. But you cant say anything about the charm spell." Salamander stated. "I WONT SAY A WORD" she shouted. "Good, then I'll see you at the party tonight." And with a snap of his fingers, he was in the air with pink flames jetting out of his feet. "You got it mr. pothos sir." Soon enough the heart eyes dissapeared as she realized what just happened.
"He got me, I was psuedo charmed." she cursed. "But" she gained a smile and jumped in the air. "Hooray, hes going to get me into fairy tail. I just have to keep my moth shut and try to be nice to the sleazebag until then."
Night arrived as some people were still out.
"Wow order. You were really out." chopper said. "Yeah." "Because of that, our target probably got away." "Yeah."
"Hey isn't that salamanders boat."
"Whos salamander."
"Are you kidding me. Hes a wizard from fairy tail."
"Whats that about our target getting away." he smirked. "Yeah but neither of us can swim. Dumbass." Realizing that his friend was right, he cursed as he looked around.
Seeing a rowboat, he smiled as he patted his friend on the back.
"Its lucy right, that's a lovely name" salamander flirted. "Yeah, thanks" "I'd like to toast your beauty."
Snapping his fingers, drops of the drink he had floated up as he sent them towards lucy. "Now open wide lucy, saviour the taste of each drop."
Ignoring the creepy he got from lucy, he gave her trusting smile. 'I'm strong, I can get through the' she thought. With that, she slapped away the drops.
"What do you think your doing" she snarled. "I know what your up to, your trying to use sleep magic" she revealed.
Salamander just chuckled as his trusting smile changed into a sadistic one. "very impressive, my dear." he said.
"Look, I dont want to give you the wrong idea. Yes, I really want to join fairy tail guild, but I'm not going to date you to make that happen." she said. "your quite a handful, arent you."
Suddenly, the curtains open as a bunch of men carrying woman come from behind them. "What going on here" questioned lucy. "Welcome aboard my ship, and you'd be wise to behave yourself until you make it to Bosco Dont make me angry." His face had gained an insane look as he began to stare at her in a creepy way.
"We're going to bosco? You said you'd get me into fairy tail!" she screamed. "Forget it. I just said that I could lure you here and make you one of our slaves." he revealed
"How could you? Your going to kidnap all these girls?" The men just laughed.
"That's our salamander, all right."
"We got a big haul this time." "Why you" Reaching for her keys, she was surprised when they were stolen by salamander.
"These are gatekeys. So your a celestial wizard. Only the wizard who is contracted can use this magic. So these are absolutely useless to me. Whoops" Throwing them out, he gave lucy a sadistic glare as she began to whimper. "You used magic to take advantage of others. Your the worst wizard alive" she cried
Suddenly, the roof collapsed as order fell down with it. "Hey I know you." Seeing lucy surprised him, before he turned towards his target. "If it isn't little ol play boy."
Sneering at the newcomer, he began to walk towards him, menacingly.
"Order." she shouted. "Lucy, what are you doing here."
"No time for that get me out of here." she wailed. "Fine." Grabbing her, he proceeded to bust through the yacht and jump on the rowboat.
"Careful order, you couldve knocked over the boat." Chopper shouted. "No time, paddle." he shouted grabbing a paddle as they rowed faster than anyone lucys seen before.
"Wait, my keys." She cried as order got annoyed. "What now." He growled. "I need them." Jumping into the water, she heard the sound of order cursing her out, only getting "God dammit you better hurry back up before I kick your ass."
Finding them near a rock, she grabbed them before swimming back up to the surface. "Got em" she cheered.
"Good job, now get on the boat."
"Hold on. I need to do something."
"Open, get of the water bearer." she chanted sticking the key in the water. "Aquarius."
A yellow magic circle appeared before a mermaid with a vase came out.
"Alright aquarius, I need you to get that ship to shore, you got that."
When the spirit tch'd, she got angry.
"You're supposed to listen to orders, not give me an attitude." She shouted.
"Listen, if you ever drop my key again, you're dead." aquarius threatened.
"Yes mam."
Using her magic, she summoned a tidal wave that picked up the ship and was heading their way. "No wait." the duos pleas went on deaf ears as the tidal wave picked them up and started to to take them to shore with the yacht.
When the tidal wave hit shore, the girls fled out the boat as fast as they could. "You were supposed to wash the boat away, not take me with it." she shouted.
"Whoops, I hit the boat as well."
"You were aiming for me."
"Dont call me for a while. I'm going on a vacation with my boyfriend, and hes hot." And with that, she was gone. "You don't have to rub it in."
"Wait where's order." she realized. Some of the rubble was thrown off trapping some of the men. Dusting himself off, he glared at salamander who began to back up in fear.
"I've heard you were a member of fairy tail." he announced. "Yeah, so." salamander retorted sending his men to deal with him.
Glaring at him, he punch two of the minions, blood flying out from their broken noses, before breaking the other minion's legs.
"I've walked in that guild multiple times, and not once have i seen you in there. So its obvious, bora the prominence, that you've been using the name of a mage to get yourself famous, to bad someone decided you needed to be assassinated."
"Thats the name of our target. A former member of the titans nosed guild who was kicked out due to bad behavior."
"If you knew who he was then why didn't you warn me." she shouted, only to get a shrug from chopper. "Oh I can't stay mad at you, you're just to cute." she squealed hugging the reindeer. "Bastard, calling me cute doesn't mean anything." he said while dancing. "Even better, you can't hide your feelings."
Panicking, bora's hands caught fire as he began to back away. "Assassination? Fairy tail is a legal guild, so you must be lying. Like I said, i'm salamander."
One of the henchman began to realize who they were facing. "Zebra like hat, goatee, hell, he even has the smiling mark on his coat. Bora, we're dealing with someone worse than salamander"
"Let me tell you something bud. Never slander fairy tails name again." He growled.
"Oh yeah, then take this." "PROMINENCE TYPHOON." a tornado of flames covered gray and lucy covered her mouth in horror.
"Oh no, order."
"And thats how it goes. The bigger the talk, the weaker the man."
Seeing his men weren't responding, choosing to look at the pillar of flames instead, he turned around to see what they were staring at.
Only to be surprised to see order walking out glowing green and his flames with green on them were coming out of him.
"That the best you got. If so, then your gonna have a ball."
With a quick burst a speed, he took down all the remaining minions who were now bleeding cradling their broken limbs. "Hey bora. I swear I've seen this guy before. Hes gotta be that man. One of the wizards of that dark guild." A minion shouted out confusing lucy. "Dark guild."
"No, it can't be. Out of all the assassination quest. Why did you choose mines." Getting no answer from him, he shot flames at the man only for order to dodge. "Tell me now dammit."
"I just hate fakers." Jumping up, he slammed his foot down on bora sending him down. When he landed, he grabbed the man tossing him into a building.
"That was amazing. He didn't even use magic."
Walking over to the man, he grabbed a plank of wood on his way. "So tell me, any last words."
Dodging a ball of fire that was sent his way, he sighed as he realized the man didn't plan on going quietly. "Its people like you who annoy me." With that, he shoved the plank of wood into the man's throat.
"Hey chopper, wheres my sword." he asked, ignoring the corpse. "Its over there."
When he got the sword from under the rubble, he noticed that some rune knights were coming his way.
"Oi. What you see here is just some collateral damage caused by bora the prominence. However you don't have to worry about much, just dispose of the body." He explained before walking away.
"Wait, we can't just let you get off with murder. I dont care who you are, you're coming with u-" He was interrupted when order turned around and glared at him.
Realizing who he was talking to, the rune knight bowed down to him. "Im sorry order, I did not know it was you. We just had a lot of murders around these parts."
"It was probably a different dark guild. Now deal with the body, and charge fairy tail for the damage."
Grabbing lucy by the wrist, he began walking away from the scene, dragging her with him
"Hey. Where are you taking me." She asked.
"Shut up. Last i heard you wanted to get into fairy tail. To do so you have to go to magnolia." he told her. Realizing where he was taking her, she smiled as she let herself be taken to the fairy tail guild, forgetting that the murder she just witnessed.
So, here's what I'm gonna say.I had to rethink the plot because the last one was confusing and made no sense, however I was able to make one.
I deleted the previous version because, idk, I just felt like it.I have another one coming up, if you like it, meh.
Also the pairing is set, grays name is order, yes hes in a dark guild, no its not gruvia, or gratsu, or grucy or grayza, you'll know when you see it.
Till then, ciao.