Unknown Number
4:03 am
Tuesday
Video - Phone - Create a Group - Settings

?:
mary it was fun last night hope to see you again soon ;)


Sirius groaned. It was 4am, for god's sake. Still, his curiosity got the best of him as his phone dinged again. Groping about for his new iPhone, he pushed back his hair. Who wants to message me in the middle of the night? he wondered.


?:
mary mary babe are you here

You:
Who the HELL is this?

You:
And who is Mary

You:
What the **** is going on

?:
did U go to the trouble of doing those stars LOL

You:
OF COURSE NOT

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kEeP youR haIR oN

You:
Why am I up at 4am? U have some explaining 2 do

?:
so this is not mary

You:
NO

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oh

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I feel like an idiot OMG

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erm ... so like r u still here

You:
No

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bruh

You:
I am, U moron

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oooh phew

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I just smiled

You:
Why

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cuz ur a fiery gal ;)

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names remus ill 2morrow

You:
*Snorts* I'm not a gal 0-0

?:
what-

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I just put on a tux for a GUY

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I'm twarmatised XD

You:
...good night

? has read your message


Finally ... he could sleep! Sirius sighed. Remus was funny but he had some serious problems.


moon guy
10:29 am
Tuesday
Video - Phone - Create a Group - Settings

You:
Remus?

R:
Ya?

R:
Who are you?

You:
Exactly ... who are you?

R:
Wait UR a stranger

R:
I'VE TOLD A STRANGER MY NAME

R:
OH NO OH NO OH NO

You:
Relax I'm-

You:
Hang on

You:
How do I not know UR not an old man

You:
Who wants me ;)

R:
*snorts* No chance of that

R:
But I can promise I'm not like that old

You:
Wait how old R U

R:
I'm not telling you! What if UR an old man XD

You:
Okay, in 3

You:
2

You:
1

R:
Wait I don't wanna do this

You:
Oh so I'm guessing UR 50 then

R:
NO

R:
OK fine

R:
3, 2, 1

R:
18

You:
17

R:
OMG I'm older yahoo!

You:
DAMN

R:
Hahaha

You:
How do U look?

R:
I'm not telling LOL

You:
Awww I bet you're cute

You:
[Picture sent]

You:
Stop drooling

R:
U wish. Why R U topless in the picture ...

R:
Oh I get it

R:
U want me 2 think you're *giggle* hot

You:
Am I not hot?

R:
No, you, er, totally are. Totally

You:
IKR

You:
So hot

You:
Now clean up that drool


Hi, it's Soap and, yes, I'm aware that I'm also writing a Jily fanfiction, however I felt like I had to share this! I wrote it last year, but on Google Docs, so only my BFF read it.

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