Unknown Number
4:03 am
Tuesday
Video - Phone - Create a Group - Settings
?:
mary it was fun last night hope to see you again soon ;)
Sirius groaned. It was 4am, for god's sake. Still, his curiosity got the best of him as his phone dinged again. Groping about for his new iPhone, he pushed back his hair. Who wants to message me in the middle of the night? he wondered.
?:
mary mary babe are you here
You:
Who the HELL is this?
You:
And who is Mary
You:
What the **** is going on
?:
did U go to the trouble of doing those stars LOL
You:
OF COURSE NOT
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kEeP youR haIR oN
You:
Why am I up at 4am? U have some explaining 2 do
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so this is not mary
You:
NO
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oh
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I feel like an idiot OMG
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erm ... so like r u still here
You:
No
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bruh
You:
I am, U moron
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oooh phew
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I just smiled
You:
Why
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cuz ur a fiery gal ;)
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names remus ill 2morrow
You:
*Snorts* I'm not a gal 0-0
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what-
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I just put on a tux for a GUY
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I'm twarmatised XD
You:
...good night
? has read your message
Finally ... he could sleep! Sirius sighed. Remus was funny but he had some serious problems.
moon guy
10:29 am
Tuesday
Video - Phone - Create a Group - Settings
You:
Remus?
R:
Ya?
R:
Who are you?
You:
Exactly ... who are you?
R:
Wait UR a stranger
R:
I'VE TOLD A STRANGER MY NAME
R:
OH NO OH NO OH NO
You:
Relax I'm-
You:
Hang on
You:
How do I not know UR not an old man
You:
Who wants me ;)
R:
*snorts* No chance of that
R:
But I can promise I'm not like that old
You:
Wait how old R U
R:
I'm not telling you! What if UR an old man XD
You:
Okay, in 3
You:
2
You:
1
R:
Wait I don't wanna do this
You:
Oh so I'm guessing UR 50 then
R:
NO
R:
OK fine
R:
3, 2, 1
R:
18
You:
17
R:
OMG I'm older yahoo!
You:
DAMN
R:
Hahaha
You:
How do U look?
R:
I'm not telling LOL
You:
Awww I bet you're cute
You:
[Picture sent]
You:
Stop drooling
R:
U wish. Why R U topless in the picture ...
R:
Oh I get it
R:
U want me 2 think you're *giggle* hot
You:
Am I not hot?
R:
No, you, er, totally are. Totally
You:
IKR
You:
So hot
You:
Now clean up that drool
Hi, it's Soap and, yes, I'm aware that I'm also writing a Jily fanfiction, however I felt like I had to share this! I wrote it last year, but on Google Docs, so only my BFF read it.
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