one day john phoenix was reading through the family history of john phoenix

you: john phoenix

uncle: phoenix wright

grandfather: john wright

great grandfather and grandmother: ryunosuke naruhodo and susato mikotoba

john phoenix was suspicious of this and he investigated further and found out susato was 16 when they met

john phoenix sprang out of his seat he had to stop john wright from being born!

he called dimitri allen and dimitri made a time machine so he could to to 1900

he went there and went to the wedding place and ryunosuke was being dragged into it by a fat man that was very familiar to john phoenix, can you guess who it was? of course you can he's in the title of the story!

"NOOO STOP I AM NOT A GROOMER" ryunosuke cried tears of waterfalls

"uhuh no you are not" said dylan with a smirk "thats why i have to FRAME you as one. because if you were a groomer then i wouldnt have to frame you but youre not so i do"

john phoenix smashed the door down even though it was already open

"ah john phoenix youre just on time to be trapped" said dylan and the floor opened and swallowed john phoenix

"JOHN PHOENIX NO" cried ryunosuke

"it is too late now he cannot stop me as i soil the phoenix bloodline by making his great grandfather a pedophile and all of his descendants will be products of that or so they think because actually-"

JOHN PHOENIX JUMPED OUT OF THE HOLE!

he ran at dylan and punched him in the face! dylan flew across the room and smashed the door down where he was holding herlock sholmes hostage to make ryunosuke fuck susato

"DAMN YOU JOHN PHOENIX" said dylan "but you cannot stop me, for that hole wasnt my real trap, the real trap is that john wright is my son and therefore I AM YOUR GRANDFATHER!"

john phoenix was enrageded! but then he had a plan

he did not kill dylan instead he punched him so hard and dylan flew down the street at 88 dylans per hour and then he was STRUCK BY LIGHTNING and was sente to the future

epilogue

"thank you for saving us from that terrible fate john phoenix" said susato

john phoenix yawned

the end