This is a Hetalia remake of Cyanide and Happiness' short- The Rope. You'll be able to watch the real thing on youtube. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing of the sort. just the idea.

America and Japan are climbing the mountain until Japan slips and America is hanging on with one pick axe.

America: "There is too much weight!" Pulls out a knife. "I-I have to cut the rope. I-I'm sorry!"

Japan: "Wait! Let me do it." Grabs the knife and begins to cut the rope under him.

England: "Woah! What the bloody hell Japan?!"

Japan: "There's too much weight! It has to be done! I'm sorry!"

England: "What makes you think HE can hold YOU?" England retorts. Pissed at the two countries above him.

Japan: "Trust me! He can! He's been working out!" Japan says with a little chirp.

America: "Tell him I've been working out!" America says from the top of the rope.

England: "Well if anything can we cut the piano off?!" England points to the dangling large black piano below him.

Japan: "Huh. Yeah. That might actually be a good place to start." He hands the knife to England and he begins cutting below him.

Austria: "WOAH WOAH WOAH! SLOW DOWN! SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! I DIDN'T COME ALL THE WAY TO PERFORM THE FIRST SONATA ON THE SUMMIT OF THIS MOUNTAIN JUST TO FALL OFF AND DIE! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"

England: "I'm sorry! There's no other way! I'm so sorry! The piano is just too heavy!"

Austria: "NO! CHINA IS TOO HEAVY!"

China: "HEY!"

England: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

Austria: "Make me!" England begins cutting the rope. "I take it back!"

America: "Guys! I'm slipping!" Austria begins playing a dramatic piano piece. "Haha! Nice."

Austria: "Thank you."

America: "Seriously though! We're all gonna die!"

Japan: "Hold on! We're-We're gonna figure this out!"

China: "If I may, uh, if you're still deciding that whole where to cut the rope thing, um, pretty sure the guy below me is a pedophile"

France: "I'm a teacher not a pedophile! This is a field trip! I've told you guys like 9 times!"

England: "Wait, there's kids down there?! We can't kill kids!"

Austria: "Not just that! They're retarded kids!"

England: "OH GOD!"

Sealand, Wy, Seborga make derp faces

Japan: "THIS IS BAD! THIS IS REALLY BAD!"

France: "Hey uh, can't we just cut off the panda bear?"

Japan: "I should think not! That's and endangered species!"

England: "Oh okay. What does everyone else think?"

Austria: "Drop him!"

China: "Ditto"

France: "Kill the panda."

England: "Cool. Here you go"

England drops the knife down, France passes it to the kids and it falls.

France: "Whoops."

America starts slipping more.

America: "Well, this is it!"

Austria plays the dramatic piano piece again

America: "It's been an honor climbing with you guys! I'll see you all in another life!"

They fall two feet to the ground

England: "AH! That's the knife.."

Aaaaaaaand done! That was definitely weird.. haahha..