Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon.
Author's note: This is dedicated to Ludo Wankman, Emilio DeMarco, Gertrude Melody II, Kev XXX, Cindy of York, Aaron Z and Jane Watson.
Mega Blaziken
May Maple ( now 26 years old ) is in the Kalos region.
She has been given a Mega stone for her Blaziken.
"What...?" says May as an Ultra wormhole suddenly opens.
A dark evil version of Ash Ketchum exit the Ultra wormhole.
"Give me your Pokémon, babe." says evil Ash.
"Uh...no." says May, trying to seem sassy.
"Don't attempt any tricks, babe. I see straight past your acting. You're weak." says evil Ash as he call out his Venusaur.
The Venusaur is shiny.
"I'll knock out all your little mon and steal 'em from ya." says evil Ash.
"Never!" says May as she call out her Blaziken.
"Kinda nice, babe. Ya got a shiny. I'm gonna steal it from ya." says evil Ash.
"Ash, me isn't your baby." says an angry May.
"Oh, too bad. You seem sexy." says evil Ash.
"Stop. I don't do it with evil guys." says May.
"Perhaps not, but who cares?" says evil Ash.
"Me. You're a perv." says May.
Blaziken attack Venusaur.
Venusaur use Protect to defend itself from Blaziken's attack.
"Why do they let chicks be trainers? Girls are only good for sex." says evil Ash.
"So not true!" says May in anger.
Blaziken attack again, but Venusaur use Protect, just like last time.
"Ha! You're so dumb." says evil Ash with a rude evil smile.
Venusaur attack with Solar Beam.
Blaziken get hurt a lot.
"No! Time for...this!" says May.
Blaziken Mega-evolves.
Evil Ash is surprised.
He didn't expect May to wield such powers.
"Okay. Blaziken, destroy his Venusaur!" says May.
Blaziken use a powerful fire-based move and does a lot of damage to Venusaur.
"Fuck that, girl. You'll regret tryin' to hurt my best Pokémon." says evil Ash.
Evil Ash is different from normal Ash in many ways.
Evil Ash doesn't have a Pikachu, instead he started with Bulbasaur.
Also he is friends with Team Rocket and love to fuck girls against their will and cum in them against their will as well.
"Babe, prepare to lose." says Ash.
Venusaur is very hurt, but it is stubborn and refuse to give up yet.
It use Solar Beam again, but Blaziken has the ability Speed Boost and as such is fast enough to avoid the attack.
"Too slow, Ash." says May with a confident smile.
"Damn it, May!" says evil Ash, getting angry.
"I'm not as weak as you think." says May.
"Fuck!" says evil Ash, all angry.
"No, thanks." says May.
"You ain't the only one who has a Mega Pokémon." says evil Ash as he call back his Venusaur and switch to his Charizard.
Charizard evolves into Mega Charizard X.
"Take down that thing." says evil Ash.
Mega Charizard X attack May's Blaziken.
"No..." says May.
Blaziken is hurt a lot.
"You'll lose and as my prize I shall take your pussy." says evil Ash.
"That won't happen!" says May.
Blaziken attack Mega Charizard X.
"I refuse to let ya win!" says evil Ash.
"Same, Ash." says May.
Blaziken defeat Mega Charizard X.
Blaziken is still in its Mega-form.
Evil Ash disappear.
"Good. He's gone..." says May.
The End.